12-07-2003 21:29									#1
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I have a horrible message for all christians in this world. Pope Aidun I has become very ill. As you know our beloved holy father is very old, but ech time he became ill, he recovered from it, even at this age. We feel now but that such won't happen this time. Doctors from all over the world have already travelled to Santiago to heal Aidun I, but until now none of them has succeeded.

Aidun I has strongly asked that his last wish be fulfulled: that Cardinal Calamari will be his successor.

For those who want a last glimpse of the first pope, Aidun I, I urge them to travel to Santiago soon.

Another message from Aidun I that I have to bring you is that he asks Cardinal Winterius to set up a plan to spread christianity over the world.


Diego Fernandez, Chief Secretary of the Vatican.

	12-07-2003 23:12									#2
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So Grave News is not quite yet News from the Grave.

	13-07-2003 00:02									#3
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Beta! How insensitive of you.
The partying in Harry's Hideout last night must have gone to your head.

	13-07-2003 00:23									#4
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This is very sad news indeed. I will all I can to ensure that his final wish be granted.

Cardinal Daniel de la Civ

	13-07-2003 00:39									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Shiber Beta! How insensitive of you. The partying in Harry's Hideout last night must have gone to your head.

Indeed it did. What could I possibly have been thinking of?

My most deepest deep sympathies to The Blessed Pope and the people of Spain.

I will now do 3 Hail Mary's and consume 3 bloody mary's.

	13-07-2003 01:35									#6
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quote: Originally posted by civman2000 This is very sad news indeed. I will all I can to ensure that his final wish be granted. Cardinal Daniel de la Civ

O teacher, please tell, what is the Blessed One's final wish?

quote: Originally posted by Beta I will now do 3 Hail Mary's and consume 3 bloody mary's.

Aha! A fellow follower of the Church of Izzard!
* Shiber salutes.

	13-07-2003 02:12									#7
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Bah!

Papal-centric religion pshaw!

	13-07-2003 02:15									#8
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Uh... so we are all invited to Santiago, huh?

	13-07-2003 03:40									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Theseus Uh... so we are all invited to Santiago, huh?

You could smell it too, couldn't you Theseus?

	13-07-2003 05:46									#10
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"Hi, we're here to see the Pope."

"Excuse me, but you don;t look very penitent... in fact, you look, hmm, very martial. What's with all the swords?"

"Uh... GIFTS! They're gifts, of course... just what the Pope needs to bring back his health. Yeah, that's the ticket."

	13-07-2003 07:27									#11
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A little blood-letting ... its good for one's health.... all our doctors says so... we're here to save the Pope.... yes - that's the ticket...

	13-07-2003 07:58									#12
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How could you be so insensitive! The most important religious figure in the world is on his deathbed.

	13-07-2003 14:45									#13
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell How could you be so insensitive! The most important religious figure in the world is on his deathbed.

How ethnocentric of you.

	14-07-2003 08:26									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Aidun I have a horrible message for all christians in this world. Pope Aidun I has become very ill. As you know our beloved holy father is very old, but ech time he became ill, he recovered from it, even at this age. We feel now but that such won't happen this time. Doctors from all over the world have already travelled to Santiago to heal Aidun I, but until now none of them has succeeded. Aidun I has strongly asked that his last wish be fulfulled: that Cardinal Calamari will be his successor. For those who want a last glimpse of the first pope, Aidun I, I urge them to travel to Santiago soon. Another message from Aidun I that I have to bring you is that he asks Cardinal Winterius to set up a plan to spread christianity over the world. Diego Fernandez, Chief Secretary of the Vatican.

hi ,

what , sjee , lets hope everything goes better soon , .....

thats what you get for all that hard work of these last days , painting the kitchen , shopping , cooking , etc , .... you really should take it easier

veel beterschap , en als je iets nodig hebt , .......

have a nice day

	16-07-2003 05:55									#15
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The Head of the Spanish Inquisition arrives...

Hey! Wait! Our fanatical devotion to the Pope means that we must look into the matter of heretical heresy outside of Spain!

Biggles! Fang!

Bring.........THE COMFY CHAIR...!

	17-07-2003 08:19									#16
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Out of curiosity - how is the dear Pope holding up given recent events?

	17-07-2003 08:40									#17
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I would check for poison, there's no telling what lives in the ND jungle that could have caused this catastrophe. Is it a coincidence that the religious head dies and then war is declared?

	17-07-2003 18:22									#18
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It was pretty much widely known that this was a false religion used to compete with and undermine the Squid Industry.

	17-07-2003 21:48									#19
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False religion? You must have bongoes for lobes. Don't you know that it is the only real one, eh? Eh? Eh? Confucius and Mr. Cow are just false prophets!

Really!
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By the way, I wish to inform you that Pope Aidun I passed away this morning, and was immediately taken up into heaven by a group of angels who'd been waiting all night to get him up there.

As it is, the new Pope is none other than Fernand de History Guy Calamari, the former Archbishop of Castile, and the first and only squid lord of Madrid's younger brother.

And, yeah, he calls himself Pope Calixtus I now.

Gastronome Neecap V,
Flunky to the Calamari Clan

	20-07-2003 07:09									#20
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See? The Squid Cartel offed the Pope and took over his operations. Need I say more?

	20-07-2003 07:52									#21
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quote: See? The Squid Cartel offed the Pope and took over his operations. Need I say more?

Are you out of your mind? The Squid Cartel has done nothing to harm the Pope, and the Pope has done nothing to incite our wrath. And now it should stay that way for a considerably lengthy time.

Spamish Mitchell
Squid Cartel

	20-07-2003 19:23									#22
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Are you out of your mind? The Squid Cartel has done nothing to harm the Pope, and the Pope has done nothing to incite our wrath. And now it should stay that way for a considerably lengthy time. Spamish Mitchell Squid Cartel

And there's the cover-up.

	20-07-2003 20:22									#23
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Nah, don't mind Spamish. We call 'm the Spaniard, cuz he's good with a knife.

And, oh yeah, he's Spanish like all of us Spaniards.

Alfonse Calamari
Squid Cartel