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I want to be a jedi master
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000 time: 21:29
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everything basically . But some skills are related to ability. I'd like to be a QB in the NFL for example. But I lack the ability to do that.
sailing would be cool.
self-fellatio might be an interesting skill to learn as well. But that would related to ability and flexibility as well.
I would love to be a top notch hacker and cracker. That could have its uses
I'd love to learn lots of languages. This would surely help me pick up women. French, italian, german, dutch, thai, chinese, korean, japanese, filipino, russian, indian, arabic just for starters.
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cinch
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Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Jul 2002 time: 22:29
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Auto skills. Definitely. Insanely practical, useful, and pretty much necessary. I'd love to have an intimate knowledge of the workings of most modern automobiles. The only problem being that I have no passion for the area. Hm.
And, of course, the language thing. Looks like I'll be unable to continue French "officially", but hopefully university Spanish will yield some positive results.
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st_swithin
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Nov 2002 time: 05:29
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1) Growing a pair of functional wings and maybe a prehensile tail, too.
2) Using them for good and not evil.
3) Be able to pick most locks in under 10 sec (at ~30 now) because I lose my keys all the time, but there are always streetcleaners around.
4) Have IP-x-ray vision so's I can see who's actually a 16-yr old horny virgin (yeah fvcking right) and who's really a dirty old man pretending to be a 16-yr old horny virgin (ah, that's more like it).
5) Be able to predict who will think phrases like 'Surely you must be dead, Mr. Feynman' or 'Heisenberg probably died today' are funny, so I can avoid the blank stares of those who don't.
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