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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001 time: 11:29
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quote: Originally posted by Atahualpa
I fought for the Soviet Union in 1942 against Britain and Italy.
It was a cold summer day when we were all shivering and then some german officer appeared and talked with our officer...... finally a grenade exploded next to my head and the guy next to me cut through a tree with his body because of the pressure that blow him away..... after I woke up I was interrogated by fascist nazi leaders who want to know anything about my connections to Stalin. I told them that he was gay and that he took privates with him sometimes but that I had never been one of the "chosen"....... back on the battlefield I headed for safety. I jumped into the next foxhole and fired out. About a dozen French Soldiers stormed out at me. I had six shots left and killed them all. Then I tried to head back, fearing for the reinforcements that would arrive soon. Luckily there came Darth Vader and picked me up with his Star Destroyer. But I didnt like that Jedi thing all too much so he sent me back into the year 1998 where I was the one to spread rumors about a possible y2k bug.... and while fighting the machines I still had to deliver the pizza. So I jumped into the house smashed the pizza on the table, took the money, loaded the gun, ran out and fired and shot all of the machines. I was rellay lucky then, even more because all of the machine were explosive and had it not been that none of the shells hit the 132 explosive spots on them I would have been blasted to hell. |
You need some serious help.
Somebody call a doctor...or better shot this poor fellow.
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