17-07-2003 05:59									#1
	Great News! Most of you will never get prostate cancer! Enter the AD-FREE zone

I'm sure this is the medical advice many of you have been waiting for

quote: Handy way to beat cancer By Michael Bradley July 17 2003 The Pope may tell you it will make you blind, but a group of Australian researchers say it has at least one medical advantage. The more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer later in life, says Professor Graham Giles, from Cancer Council Victoria. He and his team quizzed 1079 prostate cancer patients and compared their answers with 1259 healthy men of the same age. They found the risk of developing prostate cancer was reduced by a third for men who ejaculated daily during their 20s, compared with those who did so only three times a week. Previous studies have suggested high sexual activity could increase the risk of the cancer. But Professor Giles says those studies only covered intercourse. The research was inspired by recent studies linking breast cancer with the amount of times a women lactates. "The prostate gland is similar to a breast in that it's an organ destined to secrete a fluid," Professor Giles said. "It occurred to us that, if the seminal fluid is not flushed out of the ducts sufficiently, then chemical changes may occur which may in due course lead to an increased risk of cancer." Professor Giles, whose study will be published in the British Journal of Urology, conceded that embarrassment may have prompted less-than-honest answers - but the work of another scientist may allay his concerns. Anthony Smith, from the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society, found men were far more comfortable discussing their masturbation habits than their income.

Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things

	17-07-2003 06:05									#2
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Australia has scientists?

	17-07-2003 06:07									#3
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Damn AH, you "beat" me to it.

	17-07-2003 06:12									#4
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Excellent news.

Gotta link? Some friends of mine would like to know this...

	17-07-2003 06:15									#5
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Yahoo! has a link for the moment:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...sturbation_dc_6

	17-07-2003 06:27									#6
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Thanks DRoseDARs

	17-07-2003 06:46									#7
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Hey hey! Who knew I'd been promoting good health all these years?

And in honor of this news, some euphemisms for ****ing!

Answer the bone-a-phone
Blessing the alter boy
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Box the Jesuit
Burping the worm
Cajun clown ****ing
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Coming to grips with yourself
Couch hockey for one
Dishonorable discharge
Doodle your noodle
Eberting Siskel
Five against one
Flute solo
Hands on training
Hand to gland combat
Holding your sausage hostage
Interrogating the witness
Jackin' the beanstalk
Jerkin' the gherkin
Keep the census down
Launching the hand shuttle
Makin' gravy for the biscuit
Manual override
Menage a moi
Paddle the pickle
Pat the Robertson
Play pocket pool
Pulling the taffy
Punchin' the munchkin
Rolling the fleshy blunt
Sending out the troops
Shake the snake
Shucking the corn
Slap the salami
Taking a core sample
Tethering the blimp
Tickle the Elmo
Toss the midget
Tuning the antenna
Waxin' your Jackson
Winding the Jack In The Box
Yahtzee
Yank my doodle dandy

	17-07-2003 06:54									#8
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Yay for prostate cancer prevention!
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sorry about that mess.

	17-07-2003 08:21									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Blessing the alter boy

You are, of course, going to hell.

	17-07-2003 08:40									#10
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Yes, I am going to hell... Right after the pixies plant alcohol in my morning glass of milk and a unicorn gives me peritonitis.

	17-07-2003 08:43									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I'm sure this is the medical advice many of you have been waiting for Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things

...because after banning research on weapons, atomic energy, petrochemicals, and bioengineering, there's not a whole lot left.

	17-07-2003 08:47									#12
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I guess sex, porn, and masturbation aren't the sins social conservatives make them out to be. And if you are a religious person, God wants you to masturbate because he designed your body to benefit from it.

	17-07-2003 08:49									#13
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So at age 45 you're supposed to ejaculate daily? 3 times a week isn't even enough?

At 45 you're old enough to have a son who "should" be doing the same thing.

	17-07-2003 08:50									#14
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I'm not religious about anything else.

	17-07-2003 09:18									#15
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quote: Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things

I dare not speculate.

quote: "The prostate gland is similar to a breast in that it's an organ destined to secrete a fluid," Professor Giles said. "It occurred to us that, if the seminal fluid is not flushed out of the ducts sufficiently, then chemical changes may occur which may in due course lead to an increased risk of cancer."

Hmm...I've heard women in "primitive" cultures where bras are rare have much lower rates of breast cancer. I wonder if that means men who where briefs as opposed to boxers now have another reason besides low sperm count to switch. Or as Kramer discovered, "I'm out there and loving every minute".
It does make sense that wearing restrictive clothing inhibits the body's ability to flush out toxins...

	17-07-2003 09:26									#16
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wow I gotta use this new fact agst my gf next time.

	17-07-2003 09:27									#17
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Tissue sales will go through the roof - I'm buying shares in Kleenex.

	17-07-2003 09:35									#18
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no buy stocks in lumber business. Trees make both tissues and condoms.

	17-07-2003 09:59									#19
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I'm buying stock in the lube industry.

	17-07-2003 11:06									#20
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hmmm

I have work to do. I'll be back in about 40 seconds.

	17-07-2003 11:12									#21
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marathon man

	17-07-2003 12:42									#22
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If you're healthy and you know it, clasp your glans!
If you're healthy and you know it, clasp your glans!
If you're healthy and you know it, then it's time to really show it,
If your healthy and you know it, clasp your glans!

	17-07-2003 12:47									#23
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This research is far from well-made, and yellow press immediately makes big headlines from it. And proles are snickering to those news in threads like this, in the same time when paying taxes to fund these entertainment-researchers.


IMHO.

	17-07-2003 12:56									#24
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Oh, go **** yourself, Tuomerehu.

	17-07-2003 13:06									#26
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quote: If you're healthy and you know it, clasp your glans! If you're healthy and you know it, clasp your glans! If you're healthy and you know it, then it's time to really show it, If your healthy and you know it, clasp your glans!

	17-07-2003 13:18									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Tuomerehu This research is far from well-made, and yellow press immediately makes big headlines from it. And proles are snickering to those news in threads like this, in the same time when paying taxes to fund these entertainment-researchers. IMHO.

Shut up - for some here it is the only pleasure they will ever know. Don't spoil it for them.

	18-07-2003 08:04									#28
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quote: Oh, go **** yourself, Tuomerehu.

he'll be a lot healthier for it, too.