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Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
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Well, my childhood's ruined completely Suffering from ads?

http://www.codehappy.net/bmemories/

The discussion board's what you want to check.

Basically, it's meant to make the people know that their childhood's ruined. If there's a TV series meant for children, then surely someone somewhere has written some erotic slash fanfiction (or even worse, drawn erotic fan art) about it. And if you loved cartoons with funny animals walking on two legs and talking, you're surely in for a special treat. (Those furries, they really do ruin everything.)

I mean, the existence of Anne Frank fanfic and Schindler's List slash (Schindler's List slash - can you dig it?) was bad enough, but Mr. Bean porn was just completely... wow.

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I was so glad the day I could put my childhood behind me. Mine sucked, and life wasn't very fun until I made like Patrick Roy and got the puck outta there.


'Bad memories are bad only to those who persist in recalling them.' - Marty F.

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seen that before. not sure why... damn thing doesn't have any decent Charlie's Angels links though. Arse.

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There's no need - Charlie's Angels is already a gratuitous sex romp. Or something.

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I hated my childhood too. So much chaos, and I had no control.

I love being in control of my life now. Well at least I have the illusion of control. Nobody else like my parents are around to **** my life up anymore

nothing like the present, to make you feel just soo good.

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Az is offline Az
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damn... a rather funny site, though.

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My Childhood Rememberings got screwed the Day Someone told me his Theories about the Smurfs.

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My Childhood Rememberings got screwed the Day Someone told me his Theories about the Smurfs.


Ok...I will probably regret asking this, but...What was his theories concerning the Smurfs?

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Put it this way. Have you ever noticed there was only one female smurf?

Az is offline Az
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ROTFLMAO@Mr. Bean....................

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KKK Mario Bros. So are they Nazis or commies?

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/s...ros/default.asp

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Stefu, did you post about paddington bear?

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I always thought there was something funny about the relationship between Tintin and Captain Haddock...

Think about it - neither ever seemed interested in girls, they spent all their time together and, well, the Captain is a sailor...

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Stefu, did you post about paddington bear?


Yes. I want to see what turns up. My money's on exclipit Paddington/Winnie the Pooh slash.

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I've found some very disturbing Tintin pictures. Him with that fat blond lady

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not Tintin...

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Nooo! The thundercats can't be doing stuff like that!

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Do you know what defeats even the Mr. Bean porn?

The Little Prince porn. Someone actually read Saint-Exupéry's classic book and thought "Hey, this would make good **** material".

At least we don't get access to the infamous Ozy & Millie chat logs...

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For the Simpsons fans who want to be completely disturbed.

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Some sicko's made the 15 year old brother and sister from the Thundercats get it on in a story.

I was never young. I was never young. I was never young...

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Some sicko's made the 15 year old brother and sister from the Thundercats get it on in a story.


HAHAHAHA. That's only mild. (Then again, they didn't show Thundercats in Finland, so I can't conjure up the proper emotions.)

Search for "Powerpuff Girls". (Or don't.)

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Stefu I hate you and will hate you forever for that. :S


(simpsons link)

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Ok...I will probably regret asking this, but...What was his theories concerning the Smurfs?


I think there are many theories about the Smurfs...it was an odd show.

This was mine, written in response to a question on the University's BBS a few years ago when I was very, very bored... (apologies for the German...it was babelfished.)

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Did any of you guys notice how 'close' Johnny Quest and Haji were? I mean, English well-bred young lad hangs out with constant companion sexy, brown Indian Manservant.

Maybe I'm projecting. Maybe the Pope DOES sh*t in the woods. Maybe bears are Catholic.

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I saw a bum taking a piss on the sidewalk today in broad daylight.

Was the highlight of my day.

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Nothing on Alfred J. Kwak, yesyesyesyesyesyes!

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Nice! The bum I saw pissed on the beach, somewhat away from the sidewalk, but thrilling nonetheless.

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Man, that sounded like a Kodak moment.

I hope nobody put their beach towel down there.

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Sweet...this stuff is right up my alley!

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Hi Stefu,

Thank you for your question. The sad occurence of mental trauma during childhood can be quite a reference post of psychiatric pain in any of our following years. Yet there is no reason to believe that this was in any way your fault, or that you are alone in experience.

I myself am able to relate one of the deepest problems from my own youth; when my father came about a responsibility kick and had me scrubbing out the bathtub with lye daily. Being the scientific child I was (this was at the age of nine after my grandmother had given me a chemistry set and chemical encycopedia for labour day) I obtained a red phosphorous agent, iodine, and muriatic acid - and began to mix them in the lye covered bathtub. Needless to say, a relatively noxious and corrosive gas was suddenly released into the air and into the central venting system of our household, which proceeded to render my entire family unconscious for a 90 second duration.

This understandbly caused confusion and fear in my parents, even costing my mother an essential china dish from her set when she fell down three (3) stairs and onto the landing proceeding the garage from the kitchen. My father was quick to punish me without television until I was 16, shortly after dressing my wounds and burn based abcesses created from the reaction.

What I would recommend for you is a daily 3 gram intake of tryptophan before bedtime, followed by 3 square meals the next. This will increase your light sensitivity, which is crucial - but that is another topic entirely.

Hope this helps,
-Doc

 
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