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reismark
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Paragon of Virtue
Jan 1970 time: 00:29
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Stupid server crashes causing double posts...
Last edited by reismark on 21-07-2003 at 19:06
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duke o' york

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Apologies for leaping into the fray at this relatively well-developed stage of proceedings, but as an unrepentant wharfhopper* then you can either forgive me and accept my boldness or strike back with chastening words and attempts to land me in squonk, but I'm here now and there's not a lot you can do about it! 
As if that entry were not enough to put the wind up the most seasoned of MC observers, I have no hesitation in employing a strategem of nigh unparalleled naughtiness:
The bouncing poodlefaker!!
Originally known simply as the Baker's Reverse, the popularity of this move among libertines and bon vivants since the English Civil war has given it certain distasteful resonances and it took it's new name from association with Rear Admiral Wilson Chorlton, who had a far from glittering naval career but was well known for the width of his waistband and the height of his tales. Today the necessity of the correct wind conditions mean that it is less popular among dandies and those who play their MC off-the-cuff and without taking too long to consider every possibility (cf - A. Waters vs Dr H. Edinburgh, The Fletcher's Yard WC2 1986), it nevertheless can prove a turning point if used in the right way.
Whether or not I have used it in the right way remains to be seen, but with so little time left until rush hour and the resultant chaos on the Tube, I shall be able to avoid both the Dollis Hill Loop and the Upminster Refusal and reach the relative safety of Plaistow, declaring it home and depositing the eight tokens I picked up in passing through Leicester Square.

* Wharfhopper - originally something far ruder, this quaint phrase has entered the MC lexicon for someone who barges into a game in progress without so much a s a "by your leave" - so said because Canary Wharf is a favourite introduction of such characters.
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