20-07-2003 19:45									#1
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From the most recent SPIN thread:

quote: Originally posted by History Guy Local Alchemist Constructs New Secret Weapon for Spain "It was horrific. It left deep emotional scars on all present," said Gummo La Tonga, 46. Horrified onlookers became even more horrified when, in demonstration, Dr. Pinch was tossed fifty feet in the air by his own machine into the next-door neighbor's chicken shed, which was demolished. Claims for the damages were immediately billed to the local military garrison commander. According to eyewitnesses, four of the chickens were killed or mortally wounded, five suffered minor injuries, and nine escaped serious wounding entirely.

Now I ask you, what would Spain be needing an anti-chicken weapon for?

	20-07-2003 19:50									#2
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You incredibly smelly little wicked wicked weasel from Hades! You too mock my machine! Well, just wait... Yes, WAIT...

Besides, it isn't an anti-chicken device. Those unfortunate chickens were owned by Alfonse Calamari II, and they were collateral damage in the recent testing of my machine. It couldn't be avoided, I tell you! I had nothing against those chickens!

Now, go away before I have to squash you with my engine of destruction!!

Dr. Pinch
Who is sane... really...

	20-07-2003 20:02									#3
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy It couldn't be avoided, I tell you! I had nothing against those chickens!

See it AUTOMATICALLY goes after chickens! It hates the chickens! What has Spain unleashed upon the world? Oh, the humanity!

	20-07-2003 20:19									#4
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You need to be exorcised of all those spirits you've bottled up in your stomach!

Well, luckily, you've met the right man, for not only am I an inventor, but a world famous exorcist too!

(grabs stomach pump)

Dr. Pinch

	20-07-2003 21:21									#5
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Ghengis is doing a great job of being generally insane.

	20-07-2003 21:56									#6
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Ghengis is doing a great job of being generally insane.

*CrazyGhengis likes the name General E. N. Sane

	21-07-2003 02:41									#7
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Let us hold a moment of silence for the poor chickens who lost their souls in this tragic attack...

	21-07-2003 04:02									#8
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Assuming that the chickens in question were then either fried or made into chicken salad, I really have no problem with their loss, tragically unforseen though it may have been.

Mmm, chicken.

	21-07-2003 04:38									#9
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They were all buried in a solemn ceremonial procession in the middle of Pamplona, Theseus. They were national heroes: the first civilian victims due to the wicked evil nasty Chinese invasion.

Dr. Pinch

	21-07-2003 06:29									#10
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy They were all buried in a solemn ceremonial procession in the middle of Pamplona...

and the ceremony included the ritual 13 herbs and spices of course.

	21-07-2003 07:00									#11
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Hey! That's the Colonel's secret recipe...

You wouldn't be a Brown's Chicken and Pasta spy, would ya?!

	21-07-2003 16:22									#12
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy You wouldn't be a Brown's Chicken and Pasta spy, would ya?!

What the heck is that supposed to mean?