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Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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What to do if the police... Tired of ads?

...put up "Do Not Cross" signs all over the entry to your home.

Right now there's about a dozen of them combing my back alley for spent brass.

Don't ask me for casualties, don't accuse me, because I was out when the incident happened.

Just wanted to ask - what would YOU do if you came home and the cops didn't want you to walk the last 10 yards to your front door?

David Floyd is offline David Floyd
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The bottom of a large bottle of beer
Jan 1970
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Do it anyway, it's your house. Or make them pay to put you up in a hotel. And pick up your bar tab at the hotel.

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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Grab a cup of coffee, follow the lead detective around and start asking questions!

*End Is Forever* is offline *End Is Forever*
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Salford, UK
Jan 1970
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So what did you do...?

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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I'm waiting on a few replies before letting the cat out of the bag...

Talking of which, my cat isn't home. Hope he wasn't caught in the crossfire.

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
Emperor
Liberal and defender of freedoms for the people
Oct 1999
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Go to your local.

PLATO is offline PLATO

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Dec 2002
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I would find a cop who looked in charge and ask what is going on and tell them that you want to know because you live in this neighborhood. But...don't keep us in suspense. What happened?

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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OK, just heard a report... kid got shot in the leg. Kind of like a punishment beating, pretty comon for this neck of the woods.

To get past the police tape, all I did was ask nicely, pointing out I lived right where the tape was. After a bit of humming and hahhing I got the green light.

Without it I'd have just jumped over the back fence anyway.

Drama over, no fatalities, and that'll teach a young snotnose not to carry a replica and expect to get respect for it.

ajbera is offline ajbera
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of the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium
Apr 1999
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Hope the kitty comes back soon, safe and sound.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Do you live in Birmingham?

Wittlich is offline Wittlich

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A Wyandot lost in "The City" SF,CA
Dec 2000
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Got spare money?

Rough neighborhood.

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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Oct 1999
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I remember someone (the son of a professional footballer no less..) shooting someone in the arse at our high school.

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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Oct 1999
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Put an end to popups!

The next I heard about this guy was that he got thrown petrol over him and set on fire.

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

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Do you live in Birmingham?


Oh no. Statiscally my neighbourhood is much worse than that.

I like it though.

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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Nov 2002
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Is that Detroit? East London is like that too.

Someone burned up and died in my garage 3 mos. ago, and I just heard about it a few days ago from a woman who smelled the smoke, dialed 911, couldn't get through, then had to drive down to the fire department to tell them something was on fire in the garage.

The man subsequently died, and the only comment I can get out of anyone is that an 'unfortunate accident' occured on that night, with no details whatsoever.

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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No, it's worse than East London. I lived there for 3 years, it was a cakewalk compared to Shottingham.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/...ire/3073541.stm

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
Emperor
Pittsburgh, PA
Apr 1999
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Glad to here it worked out OK

Comrade Tassadar is offline Comrade Tassadar
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Aug 2005
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Or make them pay to put you up in a hotel.


Oh I'm sure they'd do that for you alright

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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Just offer the police chief a blow job in return for access to your house.

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