25-07-2003 07:44									#61
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That prayer position is a little..."different."

che--dernit. Thank goodness that the Founding Fathers had a half-lick of common sense. There. Are you happy?

	25-07-2003 09:57									#62
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory omg. I see those Chick publications laying around all over town. God I hate those. My personal favorite is Charlie's ants.

It's pretty bad when Faded Glory starts to see you as a psychopath!

Those prople are seriously disturbed

	25-07-2003 12:04									#63
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat I would guess some form of Assembly of God, since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along. Like Jimmy Swaggart.

Some Chick tracts were being distributed around my town on behalf of the Pentecostal church a year or two ago, so I guess they are fans.

The scary thing is: the Pentecostal church is the fastest growing sect in the world today (outpacing even Islam and Catholicism). Eek.

	25-07-2003 12:35									#64
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet But surely that site is satirical, right? Right? Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

I'm afraid that this isn't a joke. Coincidentally, I have a selection of automatic rifles available for sale at a fair price.

	25-07-2003 12:37									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Gibsie "GOD CAME UPON HER AND SHE CONCEIVED" x infinity

I guess I better stop doing that to girls who aren't on the pill.

	25-07-2003 12:39									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Odin I am a stout athiest, I believe that there is absolutely no omipotent being(s).

Then I guess it's up to you to lose that weight all by yourself.

	25-07-2003 12:42									#67
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin HEY! Waitaminnit... How come God looks just like Buddah AND Allah?!?

Crap! The minute I get a bevy of nubile virgins to meet my dark desires I won't want them anymore!

quote: Originally posted by st_swithin What flavour is your boson?

Chocolate. What flavor are your bosons, mate?

	25-07-2003 12:54									#68
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I'm glad we have only 100.000 protestants here, of which only a few hundred are evangelical

Good job, Duke of Alva