23-07-2003 19:04									#1
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See those Links.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5002/5002_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5001/5001_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp

(I hope the links work)

Now you know,
why there never was an Evolution


And thatīs how it really took Place

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0005/0005_01.asp


Here you can see some other nice works:

http://www.chick-gospel.de/html/index.htm

(just click on Comic-Traktate --> Englisch )

It always amuses me to read there

	23-07-2003 19:09									#2
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"My Professors have been lying to me! Lort Jesus, please save me! I've been so wicked!"

	23-07-2003 19:28									#3
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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0007/0007_01.asp

This is hilarious!!!

	23-07-2003 19:33									#4
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An interesting view on history:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1000/1000_01.asp

	23-07-2003 19:36									#5
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And one for motivation:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp

	23-07-2003 19:36									#6
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I love how all of the evolutionists and such are portrayed as these horribly nasty people, and how the creationist never offers proof of his theory. He shows faults in the theories in place (faults which are either very local or have already been disproven) and then lifts up the Bible as proof. Now why is the Bible right?

sigh...

	23-07-2003 19:49									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Saras And one for motivation: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp

	23-07-2003 19:49									#8
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Hey, even if you are a Catholic, had an audience by the Pope and regularly attend the mass, you are a bloody heathen

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp

	23-07-2003 19:50									#9
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I continue to be creeped out by Uncle Bob's (That's the guy who looks like John Waters and has the wonderful magical power to convert anyone by telling them one (1) Bible story the poor dupes have apparently never ever heard) vacant druggie eyes.

Anyway, for true Chicky goodness you've got to see Godfathers. It's... er... something else.

	23-07-2003 19:58									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael I love how all of the evolutionists and such are portrayed as these horribly nasty people, and how the creationist never offers proof of his theory. He shows faults in the theories in place (faults which are either very local or have already been disproven) and then lifts up the Bible as proof. Now why is the Bible right? sigh...

Yep,
I would love to see one of those creationists who really stands up during a Lecture of one of my Biology-Profs and argues with the Arguments giving in the Comics against Evolution

I wonder how long it would take til he gives up, hammered to the ground by the Quotations out of dozens of Scientific Papers pro Evolution

I think the best part of the Big Daddy Comic is, where the Student stands up and shows this Chart about the Evolution of man with "some amazing findings, which are rarely made public"
No Scientist in his right mind would trust a paper at once, which contains assertions, which arenīt well grounded and already proven (and quoted) by other scientific Papers

	23-07-2003 20:03									#11
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"Gluons have never been proven to exist! They're a myth!"

While God is a well-documented, accepted by all fact.

	23-07-2003 20:10									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael I love how all of the evolutionists and such are portrayed as these horribly nasty people, and how the creationist never offers proof of his theory. He shows faults in the theories in place (faults which are either very local or have already been disproven) and then lifts up the Bible as proof. Now why is the Bible right? sigh...

But surely that site is satirical, right? Right?

Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

	23-07-2003 20:16									#13
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet But surely that site is satirical, right? Right? Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

I fear it is meant seriously.

I am not sure, but I think this Big Daddy Comic (of course in German) was also the one, which one friend of mine (Biology Student, just like myself these days) was giving while walking through the Central Parc of Dortmund.
But I am not sure, must send an E-Mail and give him those Links. But I wonīt be surprised, if he recognizes the Comic

So I think there are really people who distribute Printouts of those Comics

	23-07-2003 20:20									#14
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet But surely that site is satirical, right? Right? Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

Not satirical at all. I've seen dozens of the printed versions of Chick tracts dumped on the street, in bus terminals and train stations, etc. He sells the printed ones, and then evangelical churches (the ones into Chick tracts anyway) have people give them out all over the place. They're pretty entertaining though.

	23-07-2003 21:30									#15
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quote: Now why is the Bible right?

Because it's God's word... DUH!

	23-07-2003 21:44									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel "Gluons have never been proven to exist! They're a myth!" While God is a well-documented, accepted by all fact.

Which one has the gluons?

	23-07-2003 21:46									#17
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Big Daddy is the one with the Gluons in it

	23-07-2003 21:49									#18
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the 3rd one in Prometeus' post.


damn...

	23-07-2003 21:49									#19
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet But surely that site is satirical, right? Right? Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.

I must confess I wasn't sure how to take it.

	23-07-2003 21:55									#20
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What branch of protestants are these lunatics?

	23-07-2003 22:01									#21
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I would guess some form of Assembly of God, since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along. Like Jimmy Swaggart.

	23-07-2003 22:07									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel the 3rd one in Prometeus' post. damn...

Itīs Proteus.

Prometeus brought the Humans Fire,
I bring the Humans water

(not to be taken literally, but Proteus is a watergod of the Greek mythology. He is the shepherd of the Seals of Poseidon )

quote: Originally posted by Saras What branch of protestants are these lunatics?

Sounds like Jack sees himself as a direct Instrument of God. chosen to draw those comics to convert the heathen

http://www.chick.com/information/authors/chick.asp

And he (and his followers) believe the King James Bible to be the only true Version of the Bible and that all of the words in there are sent from god and free from Errors (and of course therefore must be taken lieterally )

http://www.chick.com/information/ge...mentoffaith.asp

	23-07-2003 22:15									#23
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quote: since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along

That's what Protestantism is...

	23-07-2003 22:23									#24
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Proteus, of course! I actually was thinking of prometheus at the time I was typing.

	23-07-2003 22:47									#25
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quote: "Gluons have never been proven to exist! They're a myth!"

Yes they bloody well have!

	23-07-2003 23:03									#26
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Creationists are full of BS. Most creationists can't admit that humans aren't important, we are just one species of 100 million alive today and of countless numbers of species that are extinct (99.9% of species that ever lived are extinct). I wish trilobites would come out of the ground and chew up those creationists.

Gluons are what keep quarks together as protons and neutrons, they carry the Strong Nuclear Force and form the Yang-Mills field, so of course they exist.

	23-07-2003 23:11									#27
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"GOD CAME UPON HER AND SHE CONCEIVED"

x infinity

	23-07-2003 23:33									#28
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At first look I read the thread title as "Education never took place, ...". Now I see I was not mistaken.

	24-07-2003 02:04									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Proteus_MST Hey, even if you are a Catholic, had an audience by the Pope and regularly attend the mass, you are a bloody heathen http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp

the first one is especially hillarious. He points out that
the pope is worshipping the stutue of Mary, and then he draws god as some faceless dude?

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I nearly choked on some pretzels I was eating while reading that..

Its hilarious... This is one area I find myself in complete agreement with Odin in... now this isn't right..