26-07-2003 01:04									#121
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No I woudlnt have been interested...it just would have made it less...I dunno.....GROSS?

she was ugly, and trying to show off her goods. I mean like a real barker..

call me shallow...but you gotta have it going on to pull that kind of attire off. ya know?

its like seeing a big fat woman in a tiny black spandex dress.

spandex is tacky regardless...but would be not as horrendous on a smaller person..

I'm sucha pig

	26-07-2003 01:05									#122
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Yes you are! You will look like that after you had 18 kids!

But I know what you mean and I agree.

	26-07-2003 01:08									#123
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18 kids? hellll no

I will NEVER be obese...as long as I have use of my legs and access to an exercise bike..I will not become a heifer



Oink? Oink?

	26-07-2003 01:11									#124
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Well maybe not soon but I bet you'll be carrying some extra pounders when you turn 40.. No?

	26-07-2003 01:47									#125
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i'm now beginning to see why that girl shot you down, Pekka...

	26-07-2003 01:55									#126
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pekka..maybe some extra...but I wont be carry enough weight to make 2 people.

maybe one person and a small....chihuahua.

	26-07-2003 02:59									#127
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AS, please enlighten me

	26-07-2003 03:00									#128
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oh and remember, that you and I have talked more than the girl and me...she doesn't know how rotten I am!

	26-07-2003 03:05									#129
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quote: Originally posted by FemmeAdonis ... I'd beat the CRAP outta her.

Uh, you've played too much Mortal Kombat. Put the controller away. Violence is not the answer.

	26-07-2003 04:09									#130
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I've played too much Civ. Time to bring out the nuclear missile!

	26-07-2003 05:43									#131
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Pekka, I hope you were not in a hurry to the chick who didn't like "guys like you"? ...

I met a Chick like that in Turkku once. I was 26, she was probably 19. She was flirting with me proudly anouncing that she graduated from Senior High that afternoon. I just congratulated her and did not tell her that I got my Diplomingenjör's Degree (M.Sc) that same day. Wow, I had a sure score, but avoided the temptation ( I'm proud of myself). Or, more frankly, I was just too much of a looser to take advantage of an obvious opportunity.

	27-07-2003 06:36									#132
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I'm 28. I wear my older brother's hand-me-downs because they're comfortable and because they always have lots of pockets.

I don't need no steenking purse!

The problem is that he's bigger than me, so sometimes I have to share my crack problem with the world.

It is unintentional; it's not a fashion thing, it's a 'golly-these-pants-are-too-big-but-I-sure-miss-my-bro' thing.

Sweatin' like Kobe Bryant on sodium pentothol.

	27-07-2003 06:39									#133
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Speer - me too

	27-07-2003 06:40									#134
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley I've played too much Civ. Time to bring out the nuclear missile!

time to fortify that phalangh on a mountain

	27-07-2003 06:41									#135
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Now I see why there IS some point in using smiley code in a handle.

	27-07-2003 07:09									#136
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Olaf, hurry? what do you mean? that I was too fast asking her out? Nah.. no way. I'm just not her type.

	27-07-2003 07:10									#137
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No Pekka, I really liked the second drawing.

	27-07-2003 07:17									#138
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Thank you. I always try my best. You guessed right, drawing is not my strongest points . But I don't let that bother me, I'll just have to enjoy it doing it poorly.

Now sleepy time..

	27-07-2003 07:20									#139
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your susy q thread was also funny, if extremely stupid though

	27-07-2003 17:56									#140
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I'm considering using the dancing smileys tag, but that might be too conspicuous.

	28-07-2003 21:02									#141
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quote: Uh, you've played too much Mortal Kombat. Put the controller away. Violence is not the answer.

Every kid in the world needs a good butt whoopin every now and again.

	28-07-2003 21:15									#142
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One of the best threads ever.

	28-07-2003 21:18									#143
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Azazel, btw, I want you to invite me to your home when you have a wife that is wearing those jeans.


FemmeAdonis, spanking is good. You know, if you were to somehow become my neighbour, and my kids teased you in a horrible way, and you'd get mad and spank them.. I'd have to spank you too, and then you'd have jeans like that after I'm done with spanking. So DON'T spank my kids. It's only me or the missus who can spank them. Consider youself warned.

	28-07-2003 22:53									#144
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pekka...okay if I can't spank them...can I at least smack them upside the head? EVERYONE, not only children, need that done to them every now and again as well.



I'm very abusive as you can tell. LMAO

j/k

	28-07-2003 23:25									#145
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Yes you can do that. But I'll just need to spank you again then.

Though we could make an arrangement, that you can smack my kids and I can smack yours, I promise to be careful when I have been drinking?

Well ok, I'll let you estimate the situation, but I can't guarantee how I'll response. I'll promise to be fair though.

	31-07-2003 01:34									#146
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quote: Originally posted by FemmeAdonis Every kid in the world needs a good butt whoopin every now and again.

Every MAN in the world needs a good butt every now and again.

	31-07-2003 05:59									#147
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I agree with everything Tuomerehu has said in this thread. And I'm not joking.

	31-07-2003 07:08									#148
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Violence has never solved anything.

Except for the Third Punic War. Violence solved that quite nicely.

However, that doesn't change my basic point.

	31-07-2003 12:50									#149
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quote: One of the best threads ever.

Agreed.
Excellent work, Pekka.
Those drawings were certainly revealing.

Are you sure she wasn't a working girl?

	01-08-2003 09:49									#150
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I can't wait until plush purple rhino costumes come into fashion. Well, maybe only in the winter.

"The WORLD is my rave!" - Perry Farrell