25-07-2003 00:59									#1
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Working on the next issue of Glory of News.

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Glory of News Gets a Facelift

Thanks to a continuous inflow of loot and treasure from the pillaging of Espania, we are now able to produce issues in glorious color! Utilizing state of the art multi-scribe technology, we now employ several scribes who specialize in specific colored ink only. Once each scribe goes over the individual issue the colors blend together into a glorious sight! Note that we use lots of red as the primary ingredient, gutted spaniards are in plentiful supply.

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GS/Glory of War Operation:City Swipe Tactic a Roaring Success!

The joint GS/Glory of War tactical operation code named "City Swipe" has proven to be extremely successful. The operation was designed to siphon as many Spanish cities as possible without risking the valued lives of our soldiers. In a recent interview with the operation commander, General E. N. Sayne, he commented: "You gotta hand it to those War Chickens, they convinced them Spamish Riceheads to hand over those cities! And them Spamish Peanuts did it with a smile on their face ah tell ya! A smile! All those potential casualties are safe n sound in the main army and willing to risk their lives in the Battles of Torpedo and Pampers which should be caumin' up soon!"

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Spanish Surrender in Record Numbers

The Members of the Grand Alliance have found the Spanish have their own timetable for ending this war. In addition to the two Spanish cities that willingly switched sides to join the Storm of Gathering Chickens, Santiago appears to have been captured without a fight. Recent interviews with Lords Darekill and Borc bring new insight into the eagerness of the Spanish to join a real nation:
Darekill> Our scouts had given us news of a mighty Spanish fortress at Santiago, but when we got to the city we couldn't find it.
Borc> Turns out that when we asked the locals they acknowledged it had been there, but once hostilites broke out they dismantled as quickly as they could.
Darekill> Said something about "the fortifications spoiling Lord Togas' view of the enemy."

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LATE BREAKING STORY:

GS Takes Toledo!

The Grand Alliance of ND, GS, and Gow won a strategic victory today in the war against Imperialist Spain. GS forces announced the capture of Toledo. Considered one the Five Pillars of the Might of Spam, Toledo is considered by many to be the "front door to Pamplona" and should lead to the quick sacking and ravaging of the Spanish Capital. More details to follow.

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Feel free to offer articles, I'm going to put it together here where I can go over typos and what not before putting it in the main forum.

Last edited by GhengisFarb on 26-07-2003 at 05:19

	25-07-2003 04:03									#2
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I am not a writer ...

How about something like me taking over the Deep Dark Dungeon because I am sick of GF escaping from the imperial guards all the time.

Contrary to popular belief, Mad King Donegeal was not killed GS, and will share the cell with GF.

	25-07-2003 04:05									#3
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Go for it, I'm hard pressed for material given the lack of posting from the other teams in the main forum.

	26-07-2003 09:16									#4
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Waiting for us to get and play the save before posting this in the main forum.

(Last chance to submit an article.)

In case you haven't figured it out this is supposed to my version of FOX's O'Reilly Factor.

	26-07-2003 15:26									#5
	Inflate your Upload Space

quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Go for it, I'm hard pressed for material given the lack of posting from the other teams in the main forum.

Actually GF, I was saying that I cant write stories. I am hopeless. I was just offering up an idea for a story for yourself to write.