26-07-2003 05:13									#1
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I know it sounds and is gross, but I have to give it a shot. I have some bugger in my ear and it's stuck so that I can't hear much from my other ear.
I was cleaning my ears sticks made for cleaning with the result of pushing the bugger deeper and not it can't come out, now can it! I'm really pissed, because this is annoying and I can't almost here anything out of it.

How can I remove it with tools found in house? Maybe something with water could help it come out? Now if I stick something in my ear, it will only push it further and further and that won't help at all. I know it sounds discusting and all that, but I really need help with this asap, as I'm going to my friends house for afterparty and promised to spin for a while, but I can't really do it with one ear. HELP ASAP!

	26-07-2003 05:14									#2
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Hydrogen peroxide.

	26-07-2003 05:16									#3
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No Sloww, I really need help fast... I think some water tricks can help me out, but I dont' know how.

	26-07-2003 05:17									#4
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You're being buggered in your ear?

That must be a total mind****.

	26-07-2003 05:17									#5
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It will fizz it out.
Ok, fine. Tweezers?

	26-07-2003 05:18									#6
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Damn Agathon you know what I mean! I need medical advice fast, I'm supposed to be leaving in 40 minutes and I can't hear good.

	26-07-2003 05:19									#7
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Tweezers? That sounds risky business.. I'm not going for it. I am almost confident water can do it, if I can somehow get some water in my ear other than with my hands, the pressure of the water coming out will bring the bugger as well, or at least damage the bugger so that it goes to smaller pieces and comes out.

	26-07-2003 05:21									#8
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What the **** is a bugger?

	26-07-2003 05:21									#9
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Dude, go to one of those fast-serve "Emergency Medical Clinics" that they have for these types of non-life-threatening medical emergencies. You're likely to puncture your eardrum and lose your hearing in that ear or do other damage with chemicals. Hydrogen Peroxide and water are probably to only things you should be using to drown the damn thing. Let a doctor take the corpse out...

	26-07-2003 05:21									#10
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Good luck. Hope it doesn't bore it's way into your brain.
Make you embarrass yourself while you're out.

	26-07-2003 05:22									#11
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Also this matter is serious, as I'm getting paid to spin the music, and I can't hear now good enough, and because me ear is now stuck with the bugger, it also distorts the sounds a little and even hurts a bit if I listen to music, so I really need this because otherwise I'll lose the money and I really need it.

	26-07-2003 05:23									#12
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DRoseDARs, damn I don't live in civilized country. There is only the emergency room in this damn commie country and they'll make me wait many hours. Won't do.

	26-07-2003 05:23									#13
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Now I know what happened to Van Gogh...

	26-07-2003 05:25									#14
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I repeat: what the **** is a bugger?

	26-07-2003 05:26									#15
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I don't know the right word for it. sh1t is more correct word.

	26-07-2003 05:26									#16
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Hydrogen peroxide and alcohol are 2 things you need to have around.
For future reference.

	26-07-2003 05:26									#17
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I think he means booger, like a big glob of ear wax.

Kinda funny when you think about it, a dj eing laid low by wax.

Dude, hydrogen peroxide, just like Sloww said. Let it get in and percolate then use an ear droper to suck your ear out.

	26-07-2003 05:27									#18
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Are you guys serious? Because if I damage my brain doing it, I'll come back and haunt your grandchildren and make them wet their beds when they're adults.

Hydrogen peroxide, where would I find this stuff int he house normally, what is it used for?

	26-07-2003 05:28									#19
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Yeah...peroxide should dissolve the wax...other than that, get in the shower and run some warm water in your ear for a few minutes, then gently use a Quetip on it...should be dissolved enough to swab most of it out.
A bit of warm baby oil/olive oil can also generally relieve ear pain.

	26-07-2003 05:29									#20
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It's used both as a disinfectant and to bleach hair.

It goes in the medicine cabinet.

Usually 3% solution

Brown bottle (sunlight makes it lose its fizz)

	26-07-2003 05:29									#21
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Cleaning out bacteria from cuts. Ears. Like that.

	26-07-2003 05:29									#22
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H2O2

The germans used it in their rocket motors.

	26-07-2003 05:31									#23
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Warm shower sounds good (sounds safe), I'll go give it a shot in a minute. What's a quetip? Is it like a small stick, little bigger than toothpick made for cleaning ears? Because if it is, I have them. The problem is I just pushed the booger further with those, so maybe with the water trick first.. It's has truly blocked the tubes in my ear though, well I guess it could work.

I know I don't have any olive oil or baby oil. I'm just afraid that I'll push it even further if I try something.

	26-07-2003 05:32									#24
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Sloww, Ah that stuff! I'll try the warm water first for a while though, it just feels more comfortable. I'm such a tool.

	26-07-2003 05:33									#25
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q-tip is cardboard tube with cotton swab on each end. Used to clean ears. Can't stand them. I just rub my ears out with a towel after taking a shower.

If it starts to hurt then I'd honestly go to see your GP. They've got a vac=uum they can use on your ears.

	26-07-2003 05:34									#26
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It's pretty good to just do it with the peroxide anyway.
As a, what? A preventive maintenance, I guess.

	26-07-2003 05:35									#27
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Thanks for the tips guys, appreciate it. I know this sounds stupid.. but man I don't want to cancel on them in minute notice, lose the money and say 'yeah I have a booger in my ear!'.. THey'll bash me forever with that one. And because if I can't work this out, I have to go to emergency room sooner or later, and that would be stupid too. To sit their for hours.

	26-07-2003 05:35									#28
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Turn your head, booger side down and grab/plug your nose...then very gently and gradually "blow" until the pressure builds up...this may loosen whatever the **** you've gotten in your ear...probably a jelly bean or something.
I have some less safe methods if you're desperate, as I get some major ear blockage at times...but you probably don't want to mess around too much....try the warm (verging on hot) water first to dissolve the wax.

	26-07-2003 05:36									#29
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I've never heard of using peroxide in my ears.

Maybe that's what made you the way you are, sloww...

	26-07-2003 05:36									#30
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Peroxide won't hurt your brain unless you open your skull and dump the stuff on your noodle. It just fizzes when you put it on something.