26-07-2003 16:15									#1
	The Ghengis Report - A Glory of News Special Put an end to popups!

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	26-07-2003 16:58									#2
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Thanks to a continuous inflow of loot and treasure from the pillaging of Espania, we are now able to produce issues in glorious color! Utilizing state of the art multi-scribe technology, we now employ several scribes who specialize in specific colored ink only. Once each scribe goes over the individual issue the colors blend together into a glorious sight! Note that we use lots of red as the primary ingredient, gutted spaniards are in plentiful supply.

Loot? Treasure? Pillaging? Gutted Spaniards?

CrazyGhengis you are, indeed...

The so-called "Glory of War" has not, as yet, killed a single Spaniard, nor pillaged or looted a single Spanish village.

Where the forces of Neu Demogyptica have charged headlong into the fight against us and have joined battle with our army, the forces of the so-called "Glory of War" have yet to engage a single Spanish unit.

It is worth noting that Neu Demogyptica and Gathering Storm (to name but two) have EASILY achieved far more glory in war than the so-called "Glory of War".

Even Vox Controli, now exiled to a distant land, achieved more glory in losing their war than anything achieved by the so-called "Glory of War".

Some "warmongers" you have turned out to be...

For Spain's part, we have sought peace and prosperity between all peoples blessed by the grace of our god. We are not ashamed in the slightest to be a people, observing the laws of our lord god and savior, who have loved peace more than war.



But, since we have now received the call from the Pope that we are to fight a crusade against the infadels to our north, so it is that we must now face you in battle, should your forces ever come to meet us.

My own first-born son marches with the Order of the Blood of Christ, carrying the Papal Banner and blessed by god. May our righteous soldiers come to victory in these dark times and may the sacrifice of many of their lives have meaning.

- Senor Francisco Clemente, Special Representative of the Spanish Crown and the House of Lords to Foreign Nations during the Great Bobian War

	26-07-2003 17:24									#3
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	26-07-2003 17:54									#4
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truthometer rides again

quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Glory of War tactical operation code named "City Swipe" has proven to be extremely successful. The operation was designed to siphon as many Spanish cities as possible without risking the valued lives of our soldiers. In a recent interview with the operation commander, General E. N. Sayne, he commented: "You gotta hand it to those War Chickens, they convinced them Spamish Riceheads to hand over those cities! And them Spamish Peanuts did it with a smile on their face ah tell ya! A smile! All those potential casualties are safe n sound in the main army and willing to risk their lives in the Battles of Torpedo and Pampers which should be caumin' up soon!"

Disclaimer:
The above does not represent the views of GS in anyway. It is mearly a comment from myself and should not be viewed as anything other than that.

	26-07-2003 17:56									#5
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	26-07-2003 18:12									#6
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb The Liberals are now using FAKE TruthOmeters. They can't even capitalize the word right. (It is OPD though, he has a little trouble in that area.....)

Perhaps you should change the name to Glory of Grammer

Disclaimer: ***Imoportant***
This is just a personal reply and not in anyway the view of team GS. Anti-GS sentiment should not be founded upon my ramblings.
The above does not represent the views of GS in anyway. It is mearly a comment from myself and should not be viewed as anything other than that.

	26-07-2003 18:18									#7
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	26-07-2003 18:22									#8
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Geez OPD, cut it out. I think GiggisFart is enough used to trash-talking that he will not take any humored offensive comment from one member of GS as some declaration of vendetta by the team.
Not that he is incapable of spin-doctoring it into such

P.S. Har har! GiggisFart! I'm so funny! Har har har!
* Shiber breaks into a seizure of Vash the Stampede-like laughter.

	26-07-2003 20:19									#9
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	26-07-2003 20:39									#10
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Glory of News Editor Irritates World by putting Big Graphic in Every Post

And don't forget that he sometimes writes the headlines in yellow either. We all know how easy that is on the eyes.

	26-07-2003 21:30									#11
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Yellow headlines are GoW's new instrument of warfare. They call it "visual warfare", and it's supposed to blind their enemies... to the truth!!

Har har har!!! Thaaar she blows!
Glory of War - 18 members, and not a looker to spare, yaarr...

	26-07-2003 21:41									#12
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	26-07-2003 22:37									#13
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Thar! Thar! Thar! She breaches! The whale! The whiiiiiiiiiite whale!

	26-07-2003 22:48									#14
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You too?

	26-07-2003 22:59									#15
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	26-07-2003 23:03									#16
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* Shiber coughs all over GhengisFarb.

	26-07-2003 23:07									#17
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* History Guy mistakes Ghengis Farb for old Moby and lunges with his harpoon.

	26-07-2003 23:16									#18
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History Guy, Giggis is not some squid, you know...

	26-07-2003 23:28									#19
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I don't know, Shiber. I've seen enough in my time to know...

	27-07-2003 07:19									#20
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Kinda lame but I still like it.

GhengisFarb
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No, I'm not a member of Vox, I just like their icon.


No offense intended Ghengis

	27-07-2003 07:29									#21
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	27-07-2003 19:53									#22
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Ghengis, don't get paranoid... We all make jokes at your expense!

	31-07-2003 05:53									#23
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DO TO THE MANDATE OF NO POSTS THAT MIGHT BE IRRITATING, OFFENSIVE, OR NOT APPRECIATED BY ANOTHER PARTICIPANT IN THE PTW DEMO GAME THIS IS THE LAST PUBLICATION OF THE GLORY OF NEWS MEDIA GROUP.

For those few of you who found something amusing in one of our publications, we express our fondest appreciation for your amusement.

- the mangagement.

	31-07-2003 06:23									#24
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* The opinions expressed in this statement do necessarily reflect the views of the Glory of News because GhengisFarb is the editor *

But GoW might happen to start up the Glory of News sometime later in a totally non-irritating, non-offensive, and very appreciative way.

	31-07-2003 07:23									#25
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