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Lonestar

Prince

AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:29

26-07-2003 20:46

Tiny African Nation delcares President "God"

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3098007.stm

quote:
State radio in the tiny west African state of Equatorial Guinea has hailed the nation's leader as "the country's God".

In a programme called Bidze-Nduan (Bury the fire) which deals with "peace, tranquillity and the order reigning in the country" the radio declared that President Teodoro Obiang Nguema was "in permanent contact with the Almighty".

etc..etc..

Time to Break out the MOAB to test that theory.

Stefu

Emperor

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Jan 1970
time: 07:29

26-07-2003 20:53

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quote:
"He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength," a presidential aide announced on the show.

That makes him like a ninja, who are mammals and totally flip out and kill people all the time without even thinking twice about it.

I love ninjas with every part of my body including my pee pee.

Cruddy

Warlord

Mar 2003
time: 05:29

26-07-2003 20:58

Suffering from ads?

Hmm... it's going to be interesting when if he meets recognized religious leaders as to the protocol oberserved.

So, do you get to vote for your local God in equatorial Guinea, or is it a dictatorship?

Sorry, can't check the CIA website, my broswer is running like a snail.

King

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Apr 2000
time: 07:29

26-07-2003 20:58

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Lonestar

Prince

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Aug 2000
time: 00:29

26-07-2003 20:59

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Well, according to the article the Prez was re-elected with almost 100% popular vote....hmm.. that sounds vaguely familiar...

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:29

26-07-2003 21:04

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Hell, if god was running for office here, I think he'd get the same percentage, no matter what!

Cruddy

Warlord

Mar 2003
time: 05:29

26-07-2003 21:07

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A new target for fundies, anyway. Gives them something else to aim at.

Dis

Emperor

Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000
time: 21:29

26-07-2003 22:16

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ahh good, another nation for the U.S. to take over.

do they have oil or some other valuable commodity?

FrustratedPoet

Emperor

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Mar 2002
time: 05:29

26-07-2003 22:34

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quote:
"He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength," a presidential aide announced on the show.

Holy ****ing **** that's scary.

I wouldn't want to be a citizen in Equatorial Guinea right now...

Winston

King

Danmark
Mar 1999
time: 06:29

26-07-2003 22:36

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I never imagined God to have the eyes of a lizzard, but there we are.

MichaeltheGreat

Apolyton Grand Executioner

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Oct 1999
time: 21:29

26-07-2003 22:37

#11

Put an end to popups!

Another fine, upstanding "man of the people" African politician.

Let's just get all the Eurowhiteys together, reinvade the continent, and fix things this time.

St Leo

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Jul 2005
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26-07-2003 22:54

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As God, I hereby take ownership of this discussion board. All trolls shall now be deleted without mercy.

Sandman

Prince

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Aug 2001
time: 05:29

26-07-2003 23:37

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Seems to me that godhood is clearly a weapon of mass destruction. The country is so tiny that even a very weak nation could take it over.

Albert Speer

Emperor

Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
time: 00:29

26-07-2003 23:44

#14

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what religion was this man before becoming God?

mrmitchell

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Sep 2002
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26-07-2003 23:47

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Wouldn't God have perfect eyesight, thus He need not wear glasses?

Or was the whole thing about He sees everywhere just metaphorical?

Man, metaphorical things suck.

Ted Striker

Emperor

United States of America
Jan 1970
time: 21:29

26-07-2003 23:51

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quote:
Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Another fine, upstanding "man of the people" African politician.

Let's just get all the Eurowhiteys together, reinvade the continent, and fix things this time.

Albert Speer

Emperor

Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
time: 00:29

26-07-2003 23:51

#17

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actually you know what... it didnt say he was god only that he had contact with god... so this guy's more like a prophet...

Shi Huangdi

Emperor

Pittsburgh, PA
Apr 1999
time: 00:29

27-07-2003 00:04

#18

Tired of ads?

Any chance the religious leaders of the country could inspire dissent now?

:) Smiley

Emperor

USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:29

27-07-2003 00:19

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More like a prophet? If that's so ain't nothing spectacular then, I've seen street bums call 'emselves prophets.

mrmitchell

King

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Sep 2002
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27-07-2003 00:23

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tell him to do a miracle.

GePap

King

of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:29

27-07-2003 00:27

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THEY HAVE OIL! WE MUST INVADE TO PROTECT FREEDOM!

asleepathewheel

Emperor

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Mar 2002
time: 00:29

27-07-2003 00:30

#22

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quote:
Originally posted by mrmitchell
Wouldn't God have perfect eyesight, thus He need not wear glasses?

C'mon, those are obviously just fashion glasses to make himself sexy. And boy do they work. Raaarrrrr

Giancarlo

King

Los Angeles
Apr 2000
time: 02:29

27-07-2003 00:55

#23

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This Presidental god has a nation with 30% unemployment according to recent statistics.

asleepathewheel

Emperor

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Mar 2002
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27-07-2003 00:57

#24

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quote:
Originally posted by Fez
This Presidental god has a nation with 30% unemployment according to recent statistics.

That's probably better than the apolyton employment rate.

And the 30% are probably his unpaid mistresses.

Proteus_MST

Prince

Dec 2001
time: 06:29

27-07-2003 00:58

#25

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quote:
Originally posted by Albert Speer
actually you know what... it didnt say he was god only that he had contact with god... so this guy's more like a prophet...

After all, according to the things which were said on radio, I think he could be considered much like the pope as some kind of Gods Representative on Earth.