27-07-2003 04:03									#1
	Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Nuts Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's asleep.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher Price, brains by Mattel.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Skylight leaks a little.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
In the Pinball Game of Life, his flippers are a little further apart than most.

	27-07-2003 04:09									#2
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Traditional Brit lines are "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" or "a few bricks short of a hod".

If someone is clearly a danger to others, I don't bother with political correctness. If they are a danger to themselves, I try to be sympathetic.

	27-07-2003 04:14									#3
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A few sticks short of a faggot (a faggot is a bundle of sticks, if you didn't already know)

A few fags short of lung cancer (a fag is slang for a cigarette)

A few noses shy of Michael Jackson.

A few liposuctions short of Oprah.

Nuts is a relative term. In the context of squirrels, it's something you save. In terms of testicles, most people try to cut them off anything that isn't in the same species. As an expression, a few synonyms are whacked, off like a prawn in the sun, cuckoo, cuckold, and imagination.

	27-07-2003 04:17									#4
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'I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make storewide pages, e.g., "I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter."

One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with the (I kid you not) following message: "I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance." '

	27-07-2003 04:21									#5
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Not quite for nuts, but one of my favorites (paraphrased from Calvin & Hobbes) is: "his train of thought is still boarding at the station"

another one: his mind's transmission is stuck in neutral.

	27-07-2003 04:22									#6
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I figure this will cut down on the blatantly insulting remarks made here.

	27-07-2003 04:25									#7
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I liked Al Capones': "His head got away from his hat."

	27-07-2003 04:25									#8
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"****ing retard" usually works for me.

	27-07-2003 04:26									#9
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Mah brain dun work purfectly.

Dur-hurrrrr.

	27-07-2003 04:27									#10
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Kill for me.

	27-07-2003 04:38									#11
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If somebody tell you : I am so happy that we have a few moments for exchanging ideas!
You can politely answer : Thank you very much, but I prefer to keep mines.

	27-07-2003 04:42									#12
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'TARD!

	27-07-2003 04:43									#13
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin 'TARD!

Bas or re?

	27-07-2003 04:47									#14
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Redfern Jon, and st_swithin

	27-07-2003 04:51									#15
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No! Not the cage again! oh, ok. But only if we get the straps.

	27-07-2003 05:34									#16
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NO!!! NOO!!!! IT'S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

Hey, where's the fourth monkey?

red_jon: yes.

	27-07-2003 05:35									#17
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****tard is my new favorite term...

	27-07-2003 05:50									#18
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Speaking of nuts, What's Happenin', Sava ?!?

	27-07-2003 05:52									#19
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Speaking of nuts, What's Happenin', Sava ?!?

wha?... u ****tard!





why do some of the damn smilies have these gay ass hats on?

	27-07-2003 05:57									#20
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strange. we never talk about other people's stupidity. we just annex them.

	27-07-2003 06:00									#21
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon Kill for me.

Certainly.

* Cruddy shoots red_jon through the head

Feel better now?

	27-07-2003 06:01									#22
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the hour is quite late in Europe, isn't it? I'd suggest going to bed to making rather unfunny jokes

	27-07-2003 10:22									#23
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not exactly what you want but my old chemistry teacher said this one a bit... "he got constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth"

	28-07-2003 03:45									#24
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand A few clowns short of a circus.

Offensive to the race of clowns.

quote: not exactly what you want but my old chemistry teacher said this one a bit... "he got constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth

All teachers know this one. Its droll, while also being incredibly trite.

	28-07-2003 03:53									#25
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http://www.tardblog.com/

	28-07-2003 03:59									#26
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oh
I could sooooooooooo spam this thread. I have like 3 huge lists devoted to this topic at home. But I'm at my brother's now...

	28-07-2003 04:07									#27
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Mentally deficient.

	28-07-2003 04:55									#28
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Encephalographically challenged

	28-07-2003 05:06									#29
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How about some blatantly politically incorrect ones now?

	28-07-2003 05:10									#30
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This thread reminded me of the SNL skit with David Allen Greer on ebonics.

"You are inapropriate, ill-informed, and out of line. Or to say that in ebonics, b*tch you be trippin'."