31-07-2003 23:12									#31
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SPeer... not everything is about liberals vs conservatives...

	31-07-2003 23:14									#32
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And I'm not saying it isn't a parody site, either...Good grief, the one about the rodents is pretty funny, too!

	31-07-2003 23:16									#33
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Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!

	31-07-2003 23:17									#34
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The origin of our cosmos/species?

No-one knows for sure anyway.

I put my bet on Darwin, personally.

	31-07-2003 23:17									#35
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I think this just proves that God doesn't exist... because if He did, He'd have wiped us out by now...

On the other hand, the fact that "uncle Steve" is still around doesn't bode well for the Natural Selection theory either...

	31-07-2003 23:20									#36
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

I expect these kids to present science projects in line with science and not some ignorant mythical fantasy.

quote: It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!

That's exactly the kind of crap they are presenting. And this isn't about attacking creationism, it's about making fun of stupid kids whose parents should be imprisoned for child abuse.

	31-07-2003 23:21									#37
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition. It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!

Even 4th and 5th Grade science projects must use good scientific method, however basic they may be.

	31-07-2003 23:23									#38
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Although I will admit... this much must at least be true... "and great fun was had by all in attendance."

I know I would have had a lot of fun.

	31-07-2003 23:31									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov And I'm not saying it isn't a parody site, either...Good grief, the one about the rodents is pretty funny, too!

It is, although it is apparently a convincing enough parody that it is hosted on a server which is supposed to support Christian ministries on the net...

Thing is, it's not that far off from reality. In many places.

	31-07-2003 23:39									#40
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quote: Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition.

(The rest of the site is pretty stupid too, if you didn't notice...and was it just me or was the Middle and High School grade projects just as bad?)

	31-07-2003 23:41									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Dom Pedro II I think this just proves that God doesn't exist... because if He did, He'd have wiped us out by now...

	31-07-2003 23:52									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Even 4th and 5th Grade science projects must use good scientific method, however basic they may be.

Perhaps, but you know as well as I that most 4-5th grade science is very poor. It has nothing to do with evolution or creationism. It's just that in most cases, the public education system sucks.

	31-07-2003 23:57									#43
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat Common! This is from 4th-5th grade level stuff. What do you expect? You can't use stuff from 4th graders to bash creationists. You evolutionists must feel real insecure if you have to ridicule little 4th graders, to bash the opposition. It would be like me saying evolution is false because of the X-men movie! Get real!

They use the X-Men movie as an example of "subliminal propaganda" supporting evolution.

and my fave line: "Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism"

	01-08-2003 00:03									#44
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actually, there are some "interesting" high-school projects there, too.

	01-08-2003 00:41									#45
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That site IS a joke right??? RIGHT???

	01-08-2003 00:47									#46
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*gasp*


i wish i oculd laugh at this, i want to laugh (especially at the "pokemon proves evolution cant happen" ), but its just too shocking... The unintentional, self-perpetuating brian washing that must go on in these conservative chrisitian families to make them rationalize what they did as 'science' and 'truth' is shocking.

I will die a happy man when religion of this corruptive magnitude is annhilated. its only harmful to the progress of society

	01-08-2003 00:54									#47
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If that's science than I guess I'm not a scientist!

I am kind of mad at this level of stupidity... Yeah, I would like my kid to learn how to become a womanizer, at least he will know that it is sciences fault that women get paid less, and that rocks are rocks and not a living organism...

more mad than

	01-08-2003 00:58									#48
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So there's a lot of stupid people in the world...

	01-08-2003 00:59									#49
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Yup, and they shouldn't be teaching children...

	01-08-2003 00:59									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Yup, and they shouldn't be teaching children...

	01-08-2003 01:03									#51
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[sarcasm]Hey, I just proved that couch is not a TV by watching it, and not a thing was on! I didn't see an commercials, and it didn't com with a remote![/sarcasm]

Give me a break! I don't care if they are in 1st grade, no kid of my will be taking lessons from a moron who would allow such projects! Hell, they can learn more from sticking a butter knife into an electical outlet!

	01-08-2003 01:06									#52
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The thing that definitely pushes me to thinking parody site is the 'Ruby Matrimony Thong'.

	01-08-2003 01:06									#53
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OMG!!!

Thank you, that made my day.

As for whether it's real or not... eh, I can't tell. They do have a link advocating the shutdown of the Landover Baptist site which is known to be fake.

Ok, I've been reading thru it more and I think it's fake -

quote: * J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!). * Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions. * Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon". * Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions. * Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name? * Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]

	01-08-2003 01:10									#54
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If I ever start a store I am going to call it "Fvck Jesvs" just to piss this guy off.

What about Target? - they support terrorists, and Tiger Woods!

or the Gap? - see as this guy is the missing link I am sure he would be mad at a store that rubs his origions in his face!

	01-08-2003 01:13									#55
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The site is obviously a parody. It does not represent mainstream christianity nor creationists!

	01-08-2003 01:17									#56
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But it is hillarious...

	01-08-2003 01:17									#57
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat The site is obviously a parody. It does not represent mainstream christianity nor creationists!

It obviously doesn't represent the vast majority of Christians, but parody or no it's pretty close to what I've heard from the Creationists I've met.

	01-08-2003 01:21									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I can't help but be saddened that these kids will grow up with such appalling ignorance.

They should make first prize a full tuition scholarship to Bob Jones University.

	01-08-2003 01:24									#59
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Google is apparently a good Christian bussiness.

It seems this is a parody, thank god.

But then again, it's a very good one, because it's not far from the truth.

	01-08-2003 03:17									#60
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quote: Originally posted by BustaMike OMG!!! Thank you, that made my day. As for whether it's real or not... eh, I can't tell. They do have a link advocating the shutdown of the Landover Baptist site which is known to be fake. Ok, I've been reading thru it more and I think it's fake -

I dont think its fake.... WAY too much effort put in to be fake.