01-08-2003 06:01									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka This is making me sick to my stomach You probably think menstruation is "cool" and the "right" thing to do, as well?

Uh, are you feeling well? Most women having gone through puberty, in good health, menstruate. Is it your contention they shouldn't?

I think you may be in need of some psychiatric help. Unfortunately my Canadian psychiatrist friend in Calgary specializes in geriatric psychiatry, so presumably that rules you out. Still, here's wishing you better mental health....

	01-08-2003 06:02									#32
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15:19
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

15:20
And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

15:21
And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

15:22
And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

15:23
And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

15:24
And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

15:25
And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

15:26
Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.

15:27
And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

15:28
But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

15:29
And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

15:30
And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

Blessed be the word! And accursed be the fouleth woman!

	01-08-2003 06:03									#33
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Molly Bloom:
You shouldn't try to be serious in a Zylka thread. Trying to be serious with Zylka is the best way to become insane yourself

	01-08-2003 06:05									#34
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Thanks Boris.
Aaaaaah, gotta love the Leviticus

	01-08-2003 06:08									#35
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You wouldn't think the Almighty Supreme Master of the Universe would be so concerned with a woman on the rag, but oh no--He cares!

	01-08-2003 06:09									#36
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YOu're dramatically underestimating the godly importance of menstruations, you heathen

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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Come spend your vacation down south. Heck, you can find strip clubs even in Stuttgart ! (However, I can't tell you about the quality, I never entered those)

The few 1 or 2 I visited in Germany really sucked. 150€ for a small bottle of sparkling wine and an annoying Polish lady eagerly asking you to buy it for her. I bet all the girls working in those places are slaves imported from the former communist block.
I get a really bad feeling when I go to those places.

The one place with great strip clubs is Canada!!! Cheap beer, relaxed attitude, and the chicks are local students earning some extra money and (seem to) have fun while doing it. I also visited some places like that in USA, but there are too much silicon there.

There were some places like that in Finland 10 years ago, but they have turned into crappy Eastern block slavegirl clubs now.

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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov You wouldn't think the Almighty Supreme Master of the Universe would be so concerned with a woman on the rag, but oh no--He cares!

All gods care- to a greater or lesser extent.

http://www.mum.org/leviticu.htm

http://www.mum.org/religmen.htm

	01-08-2003 06:17									#39
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Zylka:

You've done it again!

	01-08-2003 06:19									#40
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quote: I read somewhere that a man had injured his neck when a stripper.. excuse me exotic dancer, shaked her boobies in his face . They were massive boobies but you know it was a bit funny anyway, because supposedly he suffered a serious injury .

What I don't understand is that people tell this, if this would happen to me, I probably wouldn't tell anyone.. , C'mon, it's just embarrasing, isn't it.

I would like to these dangerous hmm items though
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So what's the guys next move, sueing I guess...about 3.500.000€/$ ??

	01-08-2003 06:20									#41
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If you read the police report, you will find the victim was worried about "diseases." A consulting doctor advised washing with a disinfectant, but to call back if his eye continued to fee iritable.

What diseases, if any, can be transmitted through mothers milk?

	01-08-2003 06:24									#42
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Then he should never shake hands either me thinks.

	01-08-2003 06:28									#43
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Absolutely SICK

...this from the same weirdos who think a woman is allowed to smell like canned goods during sex, and that breasts which have grown beyond C cup are anything but disgraceful mutations

Idiots.

	01-08-2003 06:53									#44
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Is AIDS transmitable through Breast milk? The posibility of infection from this is nil of course, but it is still not wise to spread your bodily fluids on those that do not consent.

	01-08-2003 06:54									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Absolutely SICK ...this from the same weirdos who think a woman is allowed to smell like canned goods during sex, and that breasts which have grown beyond C cup are anything but disgraceful mutations Idiots.

Which canned goods did you have in mind? Fruit cocktail in natural juice? Processed peas? Jolly Green Giant sweetcorn?

Clearly you are in need of some kind of psycho-sexual counselling.

Are your nightmares full of vagina dentata?

Do you have a castration complex?

Perhaps you have an undescended testicle. Or an especially teeny peeny. Who knows....

	01-08-2003 06:59									#46
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...and just WHAT would you say if my peeny were teeny? (The good kind of teeny, like one of those fifteenies with a hymen. I can not STAND being intimate with a girl <17 who doesn't have a hymen, it is NOT natural)

Aside from which, please leave the clitoris at the door

	01-08-2003 07:06									#47
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I have to wonder at how long this can go on...

	01-08-2003 07:13									#48
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Not long. We all know "girls" have a psychologically PROVEN level of penis envy

	01-08-2003 07:20									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka ...and just WHAT would you say if my peeny were teeny? (The good kind of teeny, like one of those fifteenies with a hymen. I can not STAND being intimate with a girl <17 who doesn't have a hymen, it is NOT natural) Aside from which, please leave the clitoris at the door

Your 'friends', relatives, neighbours, oh, sod it, the whole province wherein you reside has my sympathy.

Here's wishing you better mental health, you poor person.

	01-08-2003 07:21									#50
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The refuge of a scaliwag, no doubt. Sure, run and hide - I imagine you can nurture that v-shaped belly instead of going to a gym

	01-08-2003 07:22									#51
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Olaf, PANTIES MUST STAY ON? wtf my swedish brother?
We can at least still have the full show. Now, I must admit in shame that I have never been into strip bars, but when I was serving in the armed forces, there was a regular strip show in the bar that all soldiers went

They had cheap beer too, they knew we were broke as hell, no one had real money, so beer was next to free.
And... stripper... oh yes.

So, everytime strippers came to give us a show, you know they got pretty wild because it was almost 'all soldiers' audience, because we had to wear our 'suits' there too. So, they most of the times went extra wild too!
No one had any money to throw in, but strippers new we were broke, it's a common fact that all soldiers are the poorest folks in Finland, but they were sure wild even without tips. And when strippers are wild and audience is full of soldiers? Fuel to the FIRE!
Oh, and it was free show naturally.

Ahh.. the good times..

	01-08-2003 07:27									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka The refuge of a scaliwag, no doubt. Sure, run and hide - I imagine you can nurture that v-shaped belly instead of going to a gym

Alas, my powers of comprehension fail me with this. Is English not your first language, or are you intoxicated?

	01-08-2003 07:29									#53
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mb, you're kinda embarrassing yourself here... Z isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's trolling you.

	01-08-2003 07:37									#54
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Boris - your games are really getting to me

Molly - so tell me this. If women are so perfect, WHY do they go through intense pain during labor - often hitting their husbands and/or nurses, and just generally being abusive?

Not so great to bleed every month now, is it?? ???

	01-08-2003 07:49									#55
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I couldn't let it go on any more without fair warning. Wouldn't be very chilvalrous.

	01-08-2003 07:50									#56
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"Chivalry" was invented BY a woman, to entice men to stoop and swoon to their whimsical biddings - rather than the female EARNing due respect. Yeah, guys have it real good

	01-08-2003 07:54									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov mb, you're kinda embarrassing yourself here... Z isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's trolling you.

Odd, then, that I don't feel embarrassed. I do feel that posting offensive remarks and shielding oneself with the 'Gee, I'm just a whacky troll' defence is rather lame.

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Boris is the one who tried to "shield" me from those opinions with his "troll" insinuation, not myself.

And I wouldn't get a MAN to shield me, either. I'd do it myself, as all individuals should

	01-08-2003 07:59									#59
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Oh well...I did what I could...

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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Free SOFT drinks Methinks the "manager" is a f*cking idiot, at best

In the States, a lot of completely nude bars do not serve alcohol.

UTAH!, even has completely nude bars, 1 maybe 2. I never saw the attraction to them. Women that I have no chance with taking my money.

However, if this had happened to me, I would have made the bar lose a lot of money on lap dances.



ACK!