01-08-2003 04:24									#1
	Incredible: Breast milk assault in Strip club! Put an end to popups!

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JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)
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You can read the police report at the bottom of the site.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

	01-08-2003 04:28									#2
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Can anybody take this 'assault' seriously ? The guy got some milk on the face, and he wants to punish the girl for this ? Just one more ridiculous case I guess.

	01-08-2003 04:32									#3
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Oh yes it's just plain silly

In the privacy of an employing club, I should be able to ejaculate upon any woman's face if I so please. It's just gooey protein! ~o ~o ~o

	01-08-2003 04:33									#4
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I read somewhere that a man had injured his neck when a stripper.. excuse me exotic dancer, shaked her boobies in his face . They were massive boobies but you know it was a bit funny anyway, because supposedly he suffered a serious injury .

	01-08-2003 05:03									#5
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unbelievable....

	01-08-2003 05:08									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Oh yes it's just plain silly In the privacy of an employing club, I should be able to ejaculate upon any woman's face if I so please. It's just gooey protein! ~o ~o ~o

Well, if you don't do it on purpose, you sure wouldn't deserve a trial for this.
The woman would have paid for the show, it makes it only more lively

	01-08-2003 05:12									#7
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This is probably one of the most disgusting things I've read on these forums, even counting Sava describing his sex life in too much detail!

	01-08-2003 05:13									#8
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Boris, come on.. admit it... you just don't like boobies!

	01-08-2003 05:20									#9
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i don't think it is disgusting, just stupid, would he have filed charges if it had of been female ejaculation instead of milk? he could have gotten free drinks and lap dances, yet he has to file charges...god i hate people like that, why in the hell did he think the police needed to get involved?

though what kind of idiot goes to a strip club? that is the stupid part, paying to see naked girls, when if you're smooth you can look (and touch) for free

	01-08-2003 05:21									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov This is probably one of the most disgusting things I've read on these forums, even counting Sava describing his sex life in too much detail!

Wasn't this "disgusting thing" the thing you drank so eagerly in your first months ?

	01-08-2003 05:24									#11
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Free SOFT drinks

Methinks the "manager" is a f*cking idiot, at best

	01-08-2003 05:27									#12
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Zylka

damn you're right...what a fvcking idiot

	01-08-2003 05:29									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Boris, come on.. admit it... you just don't like boobies!

Not true, I play with my friend's boobies all the time.

Spiffor: Uh, no...the stuff I drank came from my mother, not some strange tart in a strip club. And it's not like I had much say in the matter. Would you be so eager to drink some now?

	01-08-2003 05:30									#14
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quote: Originally posted by korn469 i don't think it is disgusting, just stupid, would he have filed charges if it had of been female ejaculation instead of milk?

I agree, it is stupid. Would she have charged if it had been a male ejaculation?????

	01-08-2003 05:31									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Not true, I play with my friend's boobies all the time.

Eww...get them a gym membership.

	01-08-2003 05:33									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Would you be so eager to drink some now?

Well, I take feta cheese over breast milk anytime, but I'd be more than curious to taste once

And you're right about the stranger tart part

	01-08-2003 05:37									#17
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Hehehe "tart"

Add on the fact that she was probably still dripping and stretched from makin babies - yuck! This guy obviously is suing for the sake of $$$ rather than any real "damages". A real man would have the manager agree to letting you b*tch-slap her out back in the dirty alley

	01-08-2003 05:42									#18
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BTW, Z, did it work for somethingawful.com ?

	01-08-2003 05:43									#19
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Nahh, something was off for my writing that day. You may take it down, thanks for the help

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No problem. Too bad however

	01-08-2003 05:47									#21
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What, is he gay?

	01-08-2003 05:47									#22
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This could only happen in America...

Believe it or not, but those clubs are more or less illegal in Sweden. The social democrat feminazis have gotten too much power.

I only visited a few of them here and they really sucked. There are 2 kinds:
1) No beer permits, panties must stay on, etc. ZZZZZ
2) Or they are hidden brothels were they charge you 100 € for a minibottle of sparkling wine but you still get less than your wife will show you in the morning.

	01-08-2003 05:50									#23
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Do people really think there is some kind of equivalence between male ejaculate and breast milk? Other than they're both liquids?

This has to be one of the most misogynistic adolescent threads ever posted. 'Dripping and stretched from makin babies' - yes, that's what happens to REAL women Zylka. Not shrink wrapped fantasies.

	01-08-2003 05:52									#24
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EWWW GROSS maybe the umbilicle (sp) cord was still hanging out!

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quote: Originally posted by Zylka EWWW GROSS maybe the umbilicle (sp) cord was still hanging out!

Compound your stupidity all you want. Your resemblance to the hind quarters of a mule grows apace.

	01-08-2003 05:55									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre This could only happen in America... Believe it or not, but those clubs are more or less illegal in Sweden. The social democrat feminazis have gotten too much power. I only visited a few of them here and they really sucked. There are 2 kinds: 1) No beer permits, panties must stay on, etc. ZZZZZ 2) Or they are hidden brothels were they charge you 100 € for a minibottle of sparkling wine but you still get less than your wife will show you in the morning.

Come spend your vacation down south. Heck, you can find strip clubs even in Stuttgart ! (However, I can't tell you about the quality, I never entered those)

	01-08-2003 05:56									#27
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Compound your stupidity all you want. Your resemblance to the hind quarters of a mule grows apace.

This is making me sick to my stomach

You probably think menstruation is "cool" and the "right" thing to do, as well?

	01-08-2003 05:57									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka You probably think menstruation is "cool" and the "right" thing to do, as well?

Don't you ?

	01-08-2003 05:58									#29
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Leviticus says otherwise!

	01-08-2003 06:01									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Leviticus says otherwise!

quote ?