02-08-2003 04:35									#61
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BAN HIM!

	02-08-2003 06:23									#62
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I have 2 cats. Tweekers and Bender.
Tweekers is half manx and half mancoon<----spelling?
Bender is Burmese and Persian.

Everyone tells me Tweekers is really strange looking, she is huge, and has no tail. (if you have ever seen a Mancoon you will no what I mean).
My cats are what keeps me grounded, I feel bad for them now, cause the building I used to live in they could go out on the roof of the building and run around. (the top of the next appartment building was level with my bedroom window. Now they live in a small one bedroom aprtment. Hopefully I get the really large one bedroom with den I called about, its ground level so I can let them out to play.

	02-08-2003 07:12									#63
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Got two cats, William and Mary. Willy is dumber than a box of hair, but he's a Dog-cat. He'll fetch and follow commands. At least for awhile, then he'll roll over and go back to sleep.

Mary is best described as "B*tch kitty from Hell"

	02-08-2003 08:35									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Blisterz Tweekers is half manx and half mancoon<----spelling?

Maine Coon.

	02-08-2003 08:35									#65
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One of my cats is actually named Boris, BTW.

	02-08-2003 08:38									#66
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Oh oh

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Either. Properly prepared, spiced and cooked, both cats and dogs will provide nutritious meals. Remember, a pet is not just for Christmas, pop it in the freezer, and you can eat it in the New Year too.

	02-08-2003 09:20									#68
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quote: Originally posted by LTEC! One of my cats is actually named Boris, BTW.

And I bet you wuv him the mostest!

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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Either. Properly prepared, spiced and cooked, both cats and dogs will provide nutritious meals. Remember, a pet is not just for Christmas, pop it in the freezer, and you can eat it in the New Year too.

Now where's that machine gun smiley when you need it?

If my Digital Cam has charged, I'll take some photos of the panther.

	02-08-2003 09:38									#70
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quote: Originally posted by MattH Now where's that machine gun smiley when you need it? If my Digital Cam has charged, I'll take some photos of the panther.

Only kidding, MattH.

I am a big softie at heart who feeds biscuits (Aus./British variety) to the resident possums and cat food to the stray tom who occasionally visits.

I do, however, devour small rude children, with sea salt, lemon myrtle and balsamic vinegar.

	02-08-2003 13:52									#71
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quote: Originally posted by alva Here he was sitting in front of me, I picked up the camera and rolled back from the PC and shot the picture without really knowing what would be on the pic, well look for yourself.

Oh my god!

A spread ***** picture? Ban him!

(what? THAT word is banned? OK ... whatever ...)

	02-08-2003 23:16									#72
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom I do, however, devour small rude children, with sea salt, lemon myrtle and balsamic vinegar.

You can't beat a rude brood with some butter and salt.

	03-08-2003 01:11									#73
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What is the huge attraction with cats? They don't do any thing for ya! Dogs guard your property, rescue people, can detect bombs and drugs, help the blind, retrieve ducks you've shot, etc. Cats go after mice, but we have rat poison these days.

	03-08-2003 16:48									#74
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Cats are cuter

	04-08-2003 06:29									#75
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whoop de DAMN doo

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I prefer a dog -- cats think they own the humans in the house, and can't be arse to welcome any affection from the humans.

Dogs RULE!!

	04-08-2003 06:43									#77
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Not going to read the whole thread, but...

Cats are very low maintenance. Provide the kibble and the litter, and your owner will largely leave you alone. Dogs on the other hand, they require walking and throwing, and all sorts of work.

Dogs are the heavier form of slavery. I'm lazy. I prefer to be owned by cats.

	05-08-2003 00:45									#79
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Dog's have Masters
Cat's have Slaves