04-08-2003 09:57									#31
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No trust me.. Blow Dry! I'd rather go through Sudanese nipple torture than watch that movie again.

	04-08-2003 09:58									#32
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quote: Originally posted by dv8ed Nah, it fits right in under my philosophy of "whatever the critics say, do the exact opposite." Although, there are always exceptions.

Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.

It was ok IMO, but I liked Slacker better.

	04-08-2003 10:03									#33
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The Invisibles - WORST FILM EVER!!!

Or Gigli, The Cell, Daredevil, and Spider-man - definite Worst Film nominees.

Highlander II, any Star Wars flick except ESB, MIBII, Armageddon, Waterworld, POTC, The Postman.

	04-08-2003 10:13									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander Please quit wasting our time. You shot your mouth off about a film you haven't seen, so shut up until you can comment about it intelligently.

Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.

	04-08-2003 10:16									#35
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Ouch!

	04-08-2003 12:27									#36
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Well, the point of this thread is unseen bad movies.

Have you read the thread??!!

	04-08-2003 14:02									#37
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Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared.

Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli.

I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.

	04-08-2003 14:22									#38
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Yes, it was pretty clear in the OP that the whole point was to nominate movies that you hadn't seen, but that you suspected sucked big donkey balls. John will then watch them and let us know it they're as bad as we feared. Could if be any clearer? This is why so many people have nominated Gigli. I nominate Spice World. I shudder and break out in a cold sweat any time I even think of watching it.

The number of posts that express opinions about films seen seem to outnumber those that express expectations of films not seen, but I must agree that this tangent runs counter to the intent of the thread. My apologies to anyone who was offended / annoyed by my earlier posts. In trying to forestall the continuation a boring series of exchanges, each lamer than the last, I seem to have caused an equivalent series of the same.

	04-08-2003 14:34									#39
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Someone should make this thread into a movie and let John review it.

	04-08-2003 14:37									#40
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burp

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	04-08-2003 16:05									#42
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I nominate Mean Machine.
My parents rented it a couple of nights ago, and anything they rent must be shite by law and by custom.

I'm just glad I don't live with them anymore, being forced to watch 'A Shaggy dog story' was traumatising. I'd nominate that one, but it's pretty hard to find.

Edit: Shaggy is banned, but shite isn't? C'est tre bollocks.

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I'd have to go for Spiceworld as well.

If we were including things I've seen, then I'd have to nominate Pearl Harbour.

	04-08-2003 17:13									#44
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gigli

	04-08-2003 17:37									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander Have you read the thread??!!

Son, if you hadn't noticed, I started it.

	04-08-2003 17:56									#47
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Let's see...

Crossroads (Britney!! )
Home Alone 3
The latest Steven Seagal movie

	04-08-2003 18:14									#48
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Life is Beautiful
Chocolat
How to make an American Quilt
Soapdish (with Ricki Lake! )

	04-08-2003 18:16									#49
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Battlefield Earth
Gigli
Gymkata
Plan 9 From Outer Space
It's Pat
Staying Alive
nearly every Madonna movie (especially her latest one)

	04-08-2003 18:17									#50
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Lot's of lists, but few nominations. Can y'all let me know for which ONE of the films you are listing you need me to take a bullet?

	04-08-2003 18:19									#51
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Oh yes... I'll nominate Crossroads.

	04-08-2003 18:22									#52
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st_swithin - did you just say POTC as in, johnny depp's POTC????

	04-08-2003 18:24									#53
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Why is it that so many of the movies listed star people who are known in other fields? Nobody has mentioned Madonna yet, but she has an entire block of movies of which any one could be argued as the worst film of the year it was released. Glitter, Crossroads, and Gligli all feature people who are better suited (loosely speaking) in other fields.

	04-08-2003 18:27									#54
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Nobody has mentioned Madonna yet

Do you have Sharpe on ignore? What has he ever done to you?

	04-08-2003 19:03									#55
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Do you have Sharpe on ignore?

Not yet.

Sorry, man.

	04-08-2003 19:09									#56
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Message in a Bottle.

the most boring movie I ever saw.

	04-08-2003 19:09									#57
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That's ok - I assumed that you ignored my semi-long list of movies.

I thought you were getting a list of movies for a poll later (thought I read something about that earlier in the thread)

If I were to choose one movie it would narrowly be Battlefield Earth (though the others make it very close )

	04-08-2003 19:32									#58
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I'd never even heard of it before, but now I've read a review of it, then it just has to be Gigli.

	09-08-2003 05:40									#59
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POTC - Party Of Tyler's Crew - indie flick.

Depp's not in that. Even the cast hasn't yet seen the final edit. We'll be reviewing it later tonight at the producer's house.

	09-08-2003 06:04									#60
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I'm not even going to do a voting thread.

This weekend, I'm off to see Gigli!