05-08-2003 00:48									#1
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In case you have never seen this, click below and laugh hard:


http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

	05-08-2003 01:24									#3
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell

Indeed

	05-08-2003 01:27									#4
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Yeah, that's one of Chick's more entertaining ones.

	05-08-2003 01:39									#5
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Thanks for not locking this thread-as I suspected it would be

	05-08-2003 02:35									#6
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What really gets me is the bible-thumpers are actually serious!

	05-08-2003 03:20									#7
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WTF???

	05-08-2003 03:24									#8
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Of course, now as I see it.
I must have been so blind,
as Cannabis is sold by Dealers as the Entrance Drug to harder Stuff,
every Dungeonmaster just holds D&D-Games to lure the children into the World of Darkness and Witchcraft.

Thank you Jack Chick for opening my Eyes about it.

Now it is time to repent, all you guys and girls on Apolyton, who are into D&D.
Remember all those Players who committed suicide because their Character died during the game.







Na, not really

	05-08-2003 03:26									#9
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This is an old hat. There've been several threads on Chick's garbage.

	05-08-2003 03:26									#10
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Thank God no one at Apolyton is stupid enough to change their religion because of a comic book.

	05-08-2003 03:29									#11
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It's mostly just a tool which the ignorant use to put fear into the hearts of their fellow ignoramouses.

	05-08-2003 03:50									#12
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And maybe into the hearts of little children, old enough to read those cartoons, but young enough to get frightened by them

	05-08-2003 04:00									#13
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Thanks, I thought I'd never see this again. Some lunatic gave me this on the street in the late 80s and I'd lost my copy.

I used to show it to people for a laugh.

If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons:

"There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!"

I ed @ that 4 years.

	05-08-2003 04:05									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Proteus_MST Thank you Jack Chick for opening my Eyes about it.

	05-08-2003 04:09									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons: "There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!" I ed @ that 4 years.

Do you remember its title at all? All his "work"(crap) is on that site.

	05-08-2003 04:09									#16
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Well, once in Pensacola I was downtown on a Satuday night. There were a bunch of bible-thumpers on the corners yelling at navy guys going into clubs. Cute, untouchable Baptist churchgirls were handing out tracts. I ran up and asked if they had the D&D one. No, they didn't.

Later on that evening I showed my buds what the Hell I was talking about.

	05-08-2003 04:11									#17
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Heres all the ones with the word "prison" in the description:



Framed
Bible Series #6
Joseph was framed by Potiphar's wife and ended up in prison. But the same God who delivered Joseph will deliver you.



Gomez is Coming
Gomez is an imprisoned gang leader. Before he is to be released, his kid brother is killed in a drive-by shooting. Everyone expects Gomez to get revenge, but a chaplain leads him to Christ. In a surprise ending, Gomez forgives the killer.
See this tract in other languages


Bull, The - How to order
When Bull found Jesus in his cell, the prison was sure to change.



Soul Story - How to order
When Leroy got out of prison, the turf war began. But all the time, he kept remembering Grandma and her faith in Jesus. An inner city story.
See this tract in other languages

	05-08-2003 05:29									#18
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Damn, I must be playing D&D with the wrong groups... I still can't seem to cast Invisibility or anything else for that matter .

	05-08-2003 05:31									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! Thanks, I thought I'd never see this again. Some lunatic gave me this on the street in the late 80s and I'd lost my copy. I used to show it to people for a laugh. If only I could find the one with the converted prison hoodlum who announces to the rest of the cons: "There's going to be no more raping in this prison, because I just found out that God hates sodomy!" I ed @ that 4 years.

You could always write a letter, pretend you're doing a prison ministry, and get a few of those out of print ones for free.

	05-08-2003 05:33									#20
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DnD, like lots of things, can be bad

however, it is all in the way it is used

Jon Miller

	05-08-2003 05:35									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Victor Galis Damn, I must be playing D&D with the wrong groups... I still can't seem to cast Invisibility or anything else for that matter .

Maybe your Level is still not high enough,
to get to know real Power

	05-08-2003 05:37									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Proteus_MST Maybe your Level is still not high enough, to get to know real Power

You'd think I could at least manage Prestidigitation by now... hehe, I'd actually clean my room if I could cast that one.

	05-08-2003 05:40									#23
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Invisibility is only a level 2 spell, even a puny level 3 wizard can cast it.

	05-08-2003 05:40									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Vesayen Thanks for not locking this thread-as I suspected it would be

I figured if I locked it, I'd really give you a complex. Besides, Chick tract threads are always good for a few laughs.

	05-08-2003 05:45									#25
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Hmmm, I have chainmail armour and a halberd.
My character in D&D has chainmail armour and a halberd...

****, does this mean I'm going to turn into a dwarf?

	05-08-2003 05:46									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns ****, does this mean I'm going to turn into a dwarf?

Dwarves don't use halberds, they use axes and hammers.

	05-08-2003 05:49									#27
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Mine does.
He has a backup dwarven waraxe though.
And a shortbow that is more dangerous to himself than to the enemy he aims it at.

	05-08-2003 06:22									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller DnD, like lots of things, can be bad however, it is all in the way it is used Jon Miller

Dont sink to their level, you have NO reason to compromise, there is NOTHING wrong with DnD.

It can be "used in the wrong way" to be about as dangerous as a pencil, to stab someone in the eye. DnD has never been the primary cause of any psychotic act.

	05-08-2003 07:01									#29
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This is funny stuff

	05-08-2003 07:57									#30
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Hmmm... This has possibilities... (brass-gold, invisibility, etc hehe)