05-08-2003 07:51									#1
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The hive is desperately short of funds after completion of the SP The Spam Paradigm. Consequently, the hive is looking for Energy Credits from other factions.

Please tick the items you wish to purchase from the Hive. When your faction comes in contact with the hive the exchange can take place.

1. Tassadar's Head on a Platter (200ECs)
2. A night with Comrade Claire (100ECs)
3. Any article written for your newspaper. (1EC)
4. A new hive base named as you choose. (5ECs)
5. A landmark in hive terrority named as you choose. (5ECs)
6. A proaganda campagin to sell your ideas. (10ECs)
7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam. (5ECs)
8. Election vote. (Yet to be determined)
9. Watching Kody get kicked out for being captalistic (Priceless)

Items 1, 2, and 7 are not actually for in game sale. Other items are actually for sale if the ECs are transfered to the Hive.

Kody

	05-08-2003 07:56									#2
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quote: Originally posted by Kody 1. Tassadar's Head on a Platter (200ECs)

	05-08-2003 08:00									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Kody 7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam

	05-08-2003 08:01									#4
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Oh looks like Tassadar has quickly guaranteed his safety by buying his own head before the rush. I guess it pays to be early in the sales.

Kody

	05-08-2003 08:36									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Vev quote: quote: Originally posted by Kody 7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam

Wise men think alike.

	05-08-2003 10:29									#6
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Comrade Kody! How dare you turn to evil, capitalistic ways! You shall by comdemned!! Unless I get a cut... )

	05-08-2003 10:45									#7
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quote: John says: I might make it Roko Headquarters or something Couch Commander says: lol Couch Commander says: that works John says: or maybe vev's nerco Couch Commander says: lol John says: depends on if I manage to sell the base name or not to another faction John says: I mean in game ECs would be nice Couch Commander says: that they would Couch Commander says: god damn I feel like post-soviet russia Couch Commander says: selling our realestate to pay for government

Kody

	05-08-2003 10:55									#8
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To be rich is Glorious!

	05-08-2003 21:09									#9
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Sounds like the Hive might have a few financial troubles. Don't worry, you can solve them all by sending all your worldly possessions to the "CyCon for the betterment of the impoverished peoples" fund. In return for your donation, you shall get a photograph of the faction which you will be helping, as well as letters at regular intervals. All donations are tax-deductible.

	06-08-2003 10:56									#10
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all of them

	07-08-2003 00:46									#11
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It's gonna cost you money you realize that?

	07-08-2003 01:05									#12
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IF you like you can place your hard earned cash in an offshore security deposit chest on a remote island chosen randomly by the pirate bank. The pirates burying your ill begotten taxes reward for dutiful life long service are Xenorummed, and in some cases Xenoflowered, before and after their treasure burying ritual.

We don't kill them any more (this is the age of ethical banking). The unique GPS indicator is then sent to you by secure armoured Sam parrot.

Henry Morgan International - the leader in off shore banking.

	07-08-2003 05:42									#13
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Is there going to be tax free islands and ports such as Bermuda?

	07-08-2003 07:00									#14
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Of course, but you may be asked to take up residency (ie become a pirate), but then again business is business.

	07-08-2003 19:20									#15
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I will actually try to get the CyCon to agree to pay 5ec for naming a Hive base. Some of the *interesting* names we thought of at the begining would make great Hive bases. I for one would pay 5ec just to see that

Maniac: What do you think? Can we spare the dosh in the name of propaganda and roleplay?

Amd I'm sorry, but Louise has already vetoed my vote for option 2

	07-08-2003 19:27									#16
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Hmm, do you have pictures of the items you're offering...Comrade Claire for example

	07-08-2003 19:37									#17
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wow...lemmy...long time no see

	07-08-2003 21:28									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Lemmy Hmm, do you have pictures of the items you're offering...Comrade Claire for example

See here for some of her snap shots.

	07-08-2003 23:33									#19
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Drogue: Unfortunately, I don't believe there is a way for us to issue payment until we meet them. Maybe later though...

	08-08-2003 00:00									#20
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Well we should get on that then shouldn't we?

- Rokossovky

	08-08-2003 02:04									#21
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Happy birthday Lemmy!

	08-08-2003 02:32									#22
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*sings*
Bon fete a toi,
Bon fete a toi,
Bon fete cher Lemmy,
Bon fete a toi.

- Rokossovky

(See Corellion! French IB DID do something for me.... and no *****ing about the fact I have no accents in there).

	08-08-2003 02:49									#23
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quote: Maniac: What do you think? Can we spare the dosh in the name of propaganda and roleplay?

But of course. Money given to future assimilated servants pact brothers is never wasted!

	08-08-2003 03:02									#24
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Better hurry. Inflation rate is up at the Hives. 5 ec can not last long these days.

	14-08-2003 03:30									#25
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword wow...lemmy...long time no see

this and other lemmy sighting are brought to you by www.tdzk.net - TDZK : Blame your Lemmy Today!

	14-08-2003 03:59									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Lemmy Hmm, do you have pictures of the items you're offering...Comrade Claire for example

Picture of Tassadars Head:

	14-08-2003 04:17									#27
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I would like to buy any of those!

Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to make major purchases without the permission of the Faculty. So I'll sell one of my livers (I can get by with two) to raise money for the night with Comrade Claire.

Does she have a friend who's free on Saturday? Someone I knew from high school is in town.

	14-08-2003 05:13									#28
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Everyone, including ancient romans, knew that the liver is the most important part of our body.

	14-08-2003 07:46									#29
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that's why Mr President has three

	14-08-2003 08:59									#30
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That's right! I bought them at the hardware store.