06-08-2003 05:50									#31
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Can he actually get an erection with that thing?

	06-08-2003 05:50									#32
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In any case, I'm sure his penis won't be functional.

What I never found out is if the penis of John Bobbit is fully functional.

He supposedly starred in a porn film. But did he actually perform using said member? He could have just done oral on some chick or something.

I don't think we have the technology to make a fully function penis that can go erect on demand.

	06-08-2003 05:51									#33
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Ramo, I very much doubt it.

	06-08-2003 05:51									#34
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Dissident, I read somewhere that it works normally.

	06-08-2003 05:52									#35
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The chances of this thread's survival grows slimmer by the minute...

	06-08-2003 05:55									#36
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There are a few methods to make a penis work. The one I happen to remember is where they insert silicone rods into your penis. The good thing is it gives you an erection. The bad thing is it's a perma-erection.

	06-08-2003 05:57									#37
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Knocking over vases, lamps, insulting waitresses....

	06-08-2003 05:58									#38
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Perma-viagra!

	06-08-2003 06:00									#39
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http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_056.html

	06-08-2003 06:00									#40
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I'd seen the pic before, but I thought it was some kind of deformity (as in siamise twins)
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So if it's possible to grow a new penis, is it possible to grow other parts too? ( I wonder what they would do if you happen to need a new *ssh*le )

	06-08-2003 06:01									#41
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I didn't see the bloody thing!!!

	06-08-2003 06:04									#42
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quote: elijah, so you say now. I'd like to see your face when you have your first kid with 5 eyes, all of them blind.

The current would have gone up into my urethra, not my prostate or testicles. I can only imagine it was a relatively low current (probably a badger fence or something) so it wasn't harmful.

quote: Does the electric shock run up the urine flow and into the body??

Yes, urine contains lots of salt, and saline solution is a very effective electrolyte.

	06-08-2003 06:06									#43
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So what was the fence this kid went up against? Something for yaks? Or yetti?

	06-08-2003 06:07									#44
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There is also a SD archive about a hobo who got electrecuted by pissing on the Third Rail.

	06-08-2003 06:10									#45
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well of course you could have a permanent erect penis. perhaps they can have attachements for when that mood strikes you.

I can't figure out how they got John Bonnet working again. How do they hook his penis up to his brain? . Okay it's not really hooked up to his brain, but it is hooked up to the nervous system. Something tells my penis to get erect when my eyes and brain are looking and thinking of porn.

	06-08-2003 06:16									#46
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A mechanical penis would be cool! I mean, one that links into your nervous system, but gives you more "technical flexibility", if you know what I mean

	06-08-2003 06:17									#47
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...replaceable...in the field!!

	06-08-2003 06:45									#48
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If you have severe problems with impotency, they sometimes implant a pump device.

I guess you could call that a mechanical penis

	06-08-2003 08:19									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Dom Pedro II Knocking over vases, lamps, insulting waitresses....

Now you guys can sympathize with my situation.

	06-08-2003 08:54									#50
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This must be what all those ads for the enlargement kits are selling

	09-08-2003 04:38									#51
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The guy grew a new penis on his arm?...

...the handjob jokes are so endless I actually don't know where to start.

	09-08-2003 06:39									#52
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Its probably not so much a working penis as it is just skin in a phalluc shape.

So basically, he'll only be able to pleasure 'her'. But he'll be able to piss on a wall quite right.