06-08-2003 05:14									#1
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

Link to picture of penis on arm:

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New penis grown on boy's arm

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.



Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

	06-08-2003 05:15									#2
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You might want to remove that picture. I don't care but the mods won't like it.

	06-08-2003 05:19									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Vesayen The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

	06-08-2003 05:21									#4
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this may seem obvious.

but wouldn't a more appropiate place to grow a new penis be on his crotch?

walking around like that is sure to get him sexual harrassment suits if he wears a short sleeved shirt.

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I had the same question...

	06-08-2003 05:24									#6
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Whats with the "economy size"?

If I was growing a new penis on my arm it would be enormeous..... or at least normal size LOL!

	06-08-2003 05:24									#7
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Not a bad size though... he'll be quite popular. Especially since I would imagine he'd have a lot more stamina what with the parts not being hooked up and all.

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Dissident, I don't know.. maybe the doctors belonged to BDFH (bastard doctors from hell) club.. just for the kicks of it . 'That'll teach him never to piss on electric wires again..'. Why not put it in his forehead.

	06-08-2003 05:26									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Why not put it in his forehead.

Gives a whole new meaning to the word DICKHEAD!


*runs as angry apolytonites pursue with pitchforks for that pun*

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But next to no sensation...and how would he get a stiffy?

	06-08-2003 05:29									#11
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AIDs... cancer... unconquered by medical science... but we can grow a kid a new penis on his ARM!

But I sympathize though... I mean, its been a big problem there. Up until now, pissing on electric wires was the only way to beat the cold..




EDIT: Btw, Vesayen, way to go not stating the obvious...

	06-08-2003 05:30									#12
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Let's just hope he doesn't get AIDS through that penis

	06-08-2003 05:32									#13
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skywalker, That would be kind of ironic now wouldn't it

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It would give a new meaning to genital warts

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No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be.
I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.

	06-08-2003 05:35									#16
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Jeez, ya know, this is only going to encourage him to do it again! Now that he knows he can just get a new one....

I have a feeling there's going to be a dramatic rise in vacuum cleaner related mishaps...

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quote: Originally posted by Pekka No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be. I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.

A new meaning to anal sex

	06-08-2003 05:37									#18
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quote: No wait! Didn't anyone notice? It is possible to now have many penises. I know mine is still attached and all, but I want one for each arm too! Now how cool would that be. I'm sure my career in weird bizarre porn movies would be guaranteed.

Anybody who was getting tired of Hentai porn now has another place to turn!

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yes, there is a huge untapped market in this kind of porn.

I'm going to invest in this venture right now

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry......poor guy though.

	06-08-2003 05:40									#21
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So we'll take him, send him to Russia... have multiple penises attached and we'll start shooting next fall! Great!

He'll need a name... how about Hugh J. Pekka.

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I don't think he deserves a new penis. I hope it doesn't work. Why? Well he was an idiot to begin with. Darwinism.. but I think his penis will not work as in having sex, so... gene pool is once more cleaner.

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Dom Pedro, don't push it! Besides, my porn name is Randy Berliner! It's good to have these things ready, you never know who is going to stop you on the streets and ask you the question 'want to be a pornstar?' and you got to be ready for it.

	06-08-2003 05:43									#24
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quote: but wouldn't a more appropiate place to grow a new penis be on his crotch?

IIRC, the crotch really doesn't have the bloodflow and etc. possible to grow a brand new penis from scratch.

Kinda like where they might grow an ear or such on your arm or leg.

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How much longer do you give this thread?

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I wonder if the kid took some time off from the boxing..

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quote: after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire

I did that once!!

I was out mountain biking a few years ago, had a call of nature, and went. I didn't see the electric fense so I got a rather painful shock!!! One only wears lycra shorts mountain biking, so the "physical effects" (which lasted for 5 hours) were rather noticeable!! It was NOT a pleasant experience. Still, no permanent damage

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I have never even seen an electric fence in my lifetime.

and I can honestly say I have never pissed on a fence before. That's just common sense

	06-08-2003 05:49									#29
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elijah, so you say now. I'd like to see your face when you have your first kid with 5 eyes, all of them blind.

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Ok... I have to ask then... so what happens? Does the electric shock run up the urine flow and into the body?? Is that how it happens?

Also, you think this kid was getting in trouble much during those, what was it? 16 months? He'd spot the cutest girl in the class go over and roll up his sleeve?