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I am so out of touch
Nov 2000
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PRAVDA SPECIAL EDITION #14 3/4 - 7th August 2003 - The Collected Works of Hive Haikus
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COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!
Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"
The Collected Works of Hive Haikus
Pravda presents you
The Hive Haiku collection
Enjoy it, we hope
Of Wisdom
I have decided
To only talk in poetry -
Life is beautiful.
I will aways give
A good answer to your questions -
Their meaning is deep
The tree that is young
Must wait for many long years
Before it gives fruit
In the dark night
It is easy to mistake
A cat for a frog.
The young crocus tries
To push its towards the sun -
I first hear your name.
Watch the corn ripen -
We do not see the truth so
Time passes slowly
Bright as the red leaves
Your soft words bring me to rest -
At a great distance.
It is wise to keep
Close to the warmth of the heart.
The trees stand naked.
The powerful verse
Has changed the mind of many -
What joy is freedom.
Jamski
Of Haikus
As the lotus blooms -
So the knowledge of words grows
Soon all Comrades read.
Jamski
The young pine is thin.
A Haiku must always have
A seasonal word.
Jamski
The work we have here
Is only a fleeting whim -
Untill the leaves fall.
Jamski
In the spring of years
The young mistake a "Haiku"
For a limerick.
Jamski
The teacher feels snow -
In the spring the pupils should
Try something different.
Jamski
Aside limericks
In bountiful poetry
Haikus could one do
Vev
The wind is so soft -
But music cannot be heard
When noone listens.
Jamski
Loud shall the drums beat
All in Chiron shall hear us
Glorious Pravda
Vev
The apples are sour -
Perhaps imitation should
Not be so my friend.
Jamski
Jam speaks correctly
Poetry is not evil
Haiku music in ear
Rokossovky
I really must say,
Impressive are all Haikus,
Insanity, none
Rokossovky
Pleased to see converts
All shall share enlightenment
Glorious Haikus
Vev
Comrade Vev I fear
Your collection is endless -
Eternal Haikus come.
Jamski
For those interested
I have archived the Haikus
On my new website.
Jamski
Vev apologise
Rightful author respected
Vander not Oct X
Vev
Pravda celebrates
From a humble beginning
To five hundred posts
Vev
Of Avatars
It is "glorious"
Once more the avatars show
But what is yours Vev?
Jamski
From White Wolf it is
A symbol used in a game
Of ether mages
Vev
Octavian needs
posts for custom avatar
So he makes more spam.
Octavian X
Great xenodoughnut
Lucious dark chocolate
Need lots of sprinkles
Vev
Enlightened Linus
Knowledge from words within words
Shall wisdom sprout from
Vev
Of Bases
My opinion is
That the base should keep its name -
Pines change not their leaves.
Jamski
Chill winter winds blow
Future seeds scatter away
Time to blossum soon
Vev
If every member
Is able to name a base -
How many bases?
Jamski
How many bases
Must a man walk down a road
Before it's his base
Vev
The answer my friend
Is blowing in the soft wind
That stirs the blossoms.
Jamski
What ever happened
To Octavian's Huddling Of
The Xenodoughnuts
Vev
Of Battle
A strong cold wind -
The invaders of the Hive
Are not welcome here.
Jamski
No mercy given
Kill all babarians
Cold corpse feeds the tanks
Vev
Death is the final
Duty of our enemies -
The Rec-Tanks are full.
Jamski
Bountiful harvest
Reaped upon the our foes
The workers are pleased
Vev
Our plates are well filled -
In the invaders bases
Mothers have no sons.
Jamski
Blood shall warm the heart
Breath shall draw war and conflict
Fed well are mindworms
Vev
Chestnuts are gathered -
Skulls of human beings are
Not designed to stack.
Jamski
Night creatures we are
Earth shall be final embrace
Solace in darkness
Vev
Of Attempted Anti-Haiku Actions
Alas wound too deep
Sorrowful winter descends
I breathe my last breath
Vev
The moon is rising -
As the last leaf falls to earth
I embrace my death.
Jamski
The rumors were false -
As the snowdrop grows anew
So Jamski lives on.
Jamski
The pearl of conscious
Like gentle morning spring rain
Renewed and reformed
Vev
But Jamski and Vev
Are immune to flame weapons
For no good reason.
Jamski
Hot is the fire
Burning bright like demon's wrath
No need for blankets
Vev
Jamski points out :
To protect against the flames
We use fire blankets.
Jamski
What does one uses
To protect protect from the babies
Use baby blankets?
Vev
Octavian says:
Tomorrow I will order
haiku writers shot
Octavian X
Marshal double posts
Glowing bright in Moonshadow
Haikus will prevail
Vev
Anger has two effects :
The Marshal writes double posts
And glows in the dark.
Jamski
Doubled are the posts
As no two snowflakes alike
There was more shouting
Vev
Of One-Sentence IC Story
Jamski has no clue
what the "single white female
routine" is about.
Jamski
A movie it is
For she shall have everything
HTML here
Vev
But Bridget Fonda
Could not reach the flat in time
To get some blankets.
Jamski
No blankets for you
Sociopathic is squid
Jamski you are doomed
Vev
One sentence story -
A one-haiku story is
fitting for the squid.
Jamski
The squid shall prevail
For it cannot be denied
From ashes spring come
Vev
From the fresh squid corpse
Jamski makes squid tempura -
It tastes like ashes.
Jamski
No! Not beloved squid
Much life it has unfulfilled
Gone, Spring to Winter
Vev
The girl sleeps deeply -
In her bed a Haiku lies
Poems sleep not.
Jamski
Blankets embrace us
A glowing warmth shared between
Wonders who are they
Vev
Mrs Jamski stirs -
Although the bedroom is warm
She needs more blankets
Jamski
What a sad news
She can have all the blankets
Jamski is dead
HongHu
For the love of God
Please stop with these damn haiku:
It is annoying
Octavian X
Sorry to offend
Only the glorious Hive
Can write Haiku posts
Jamski
Progeny of Squid
Comes bearing great offerings
Blankets for Jamski
Vev
And the cat, as well
was able to speak haiku
insulting the squid
Vander
Squid was furious
Honoured ancestors insults
Unforgivable
Vev
Of Spam
Sweet shall victory
The Hive will spam all others
None can prevail us
Vev
When the shouting stops
That makes cherry blossom fall -
Just one voice is heard.
Jamski
Wind whispers in groves
A cherry blossum seed sprouts
Another petal falls
Vev
The master is pleased -
To lie in the shade of verse
Written by pupils.
Jamski
Student seek to please
Was inspired from the heart
To scribe spam Haiku
Vev
The sun makes shadows -
In the bright light of daytime
Who can see the stars?
Jamski
Spam made in springtime :
The meat knows not its name which
HongHu just whispers.
Jamski
Spam is delicious
Fit for summer, spring, autumn
Hearty winter meal
Vev
Despite the warm rain
The animals were dirty -
Spam gains more flavor.
Jamski
See delightful spam
How it cradles the sunlight
No one shall now starve
Vev
Like dew in the sun
The origin of the meat
Has simply vanished.
Jamski
What is the secret
Of meat so mysterious
Only Googlie knows
Vev
I wonder why
threads in this forum always
turn into spam fests
Octavian X
Vev has been spiking
All the water that we drink
It's making us spam
Kody
Waterfall babble
Fresh cool spring mountain water
Music to the ears
Vev
Old is the rec room
Fifth incarnation cycle
Much more spam needed
Vev
Of Turn-Chat
Is it possible
That we can play the turn now
And get a move on?
Jamski
This is such good news
I have it open right here
Which info you need?
Jamski
I hope that will be
Just enough information
To get you started
Jamski
Are we all agreed
That the name changes are good?
Googlie will be pleased
Jamski
After the base builds
I present you with a long
List of unit moves :
Jamski
My internet link
Was sadly broken apart
But I have come back
Jamski
Do not forget that
You must copy the turnchat
Into the right thread
Jamski
I cannot do this
As I lost the whole first half
When my compy died.
Jamski
Hear 'Turn advantage'
Melodious sweet tinkle
Power to the Hive
Vev
Of Turn delay
Squids shall wreak havoc
Such fury no storms can match
Humans have new fear
Vev
The turn must come soon -
The sky turns to silver-grey
And the storks come home.
Jamski
Of Madness
Honey dew fragrance -
Compliment is accepted
Vev likes bright colours
Vev
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Vander
Truth within madness
Hidden in each facet, like
Broken mirror shards
Vev
Of Health
Hive Health Annoucement
There is no ACHOO virus
Please do not panic
Vev
It had gone too far -
Already Octavian
Had caught the disease
Jamski
Illness has no cure
Embrace and let go yourself
Haiku is the path
Vev
The Marshal was wrong
The evil poetry virus
Was not that evil.
Jamski
If Octavian
Sees yet another haiku
he will surely barf.
Octavian X
Of Deidre
I cannot Haiku
Deidre's pet secret project
Woe betides me now
Vev
Which is the project
That Vev refers to sadly?
We all want to know.
Jamski
It is the VW
Not the humble volkswagen
But Weather paradigm
Vev
Perhaps it is time
For haikus about Deidre
Many can join in
Vev
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quote:
Originally posted by Googlie
Godhood is fragile;
from a pedestal
One can only fall |
The Choson People,
Have a Mansion Just for you,
Waiting in The Hive
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