08-08-2003 05:07									#1
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Some spies on the coast near Madrid thought they saw a mysterious man dressed in bizarrely antique clothing from 500 years ago come ashore in a rowboat with a cry of “I’m back, everyone! My eyes are fixed. I can see green again!”. The Spanish he spoke was so old-fashioned that the word for “eyes” sounded like “pantalla”, a glassblower’s word for “square window”, and as the spies in the area were not glassblowers, but simple fishermen, they completely failed to understand the antique idiom the man spoke, which sounded to them like: “I’m back, everyone. I bought new eyes. I can monitor green again.”

Some [Blue-land] lovers then passed by and spoke to each other in Blue-landic, at which the mysterious man appeared to take fright. He dove in his rowboat, and rowed away as quickly as he could before anyone could see who he was exactly. As the fishermen thought from his speech that he was completely crazy, they did not bother to pursue him.

	08-08-2003 05:35									#2
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[ooc] Welcome Back!!![/ooc]

	08-08-2003 19:13									#3
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Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle! We need every single man!

[ooc] And welcome back also! [/ooc]

	08-08-2003 22:20									#4
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Yes, get back into combat!

Oh...wait...I'm dead, aren't I?

Lord Toledo's Ghost

	10-08-2003 01:25									#5
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quote: Originally posted by OliverFA Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle! We need every single man!

You just go here! Go die for your country

Nice to have you back, Señor

	10-08-2003 05:13									#6
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Notes Ruby's avatar...

So, you think the Arabs have been polluting our precious bodily fluids, do you?

	10-08-2003 23:26									#7
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy So, you think the Arabs have been polluting our precious bodily fluids, do you?

I can no longer allow [Arab] infiltration, [Arab] indoctrination, [Arab] subversion, and the international [Arab] conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Señor Calamari! The redcoats are coming! Come over here and feed me that belt..

	11-08-2003 04:05									#8
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Well, Ruby...I'd like to...but I've got this gammy leg, you know...string shot out in the war...

	11-08-2003 05:03									#9
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	11-08-2003 20:38									#10
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Nuke!

...You know what's going to happen to you?

You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.

	12-08-2003 05:08									#11
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quote: Originally posted by OliverFA Someone, give a sword to Pikesfan and send him to battle!

What am I supposed to do, get up in front of the Arab armies and tell them they should go home because their invasion was so impolite?