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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Nah, I got too much 'manscaping' to do. I'm working on a proper topiary garden.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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This from the guy who purports to want to do it with Madonna.
BOY, do you need a new anthem.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Yep, anyone who tells you that a 'few extra pounds' is just 'more to love' is also telling you that he has something below the equator which he wants to hide.
Sit-ups are good for alleviating this problem; also not doing any blow, which makes your James Hancock shrink like Lily Tomlin.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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you buy, I fly - that's the deal, right?
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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LOL! I asked him what he saw when he looked down, and he said "DOOM ****!!"
Being married to Herr Starr was the Pitts.
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Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000 time: 22:30
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quote: Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Yeah, I've seen guys go head over heels in love with girls they hardly know anything about, and when I tell them a few things about the girls, they think I'm trying to break them up or even worse, trying to make a move on them for myself. So when I just sit tight and watch them, they chase the girl and get the brush-off, and that's the only time I can talk to them.
And it's so hard to be their pal about it without going "Oh, I knew about that but I couldn't tell you about it" or "Yeah, all the girls know about that one". |
Ah the heartbreak of unrequired love.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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The funniest troll pick-up line in the last 24 hrs:
TROLL: "Hey, are you afraid of black men? Because, you know, I'm, like, black and lots of people are scared of black guys because we're scary."
ST_SWITHIN: "Do I look white to you? Maybe you haven't noticed that up until about a few years ago, I was 'coloured' too."
TROLL: "Well, I was just sayin' because people are scared of black people."
ST_SWITHIN: "That's nice."
TROLL: "Come on, let me shake your hand. I like you! You're cool." [sticks out hand]
ST_SWITHIN: "I don't think so."
TROLL: "Well, you ain't never gonna get an offer like mine again - only really pretty girls can turn guys like me down."
ST_SWITHIN: "How's this for not making a big deal about it?" [turns away]
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