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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Would you feel better if I said I was sorry? Personally, I've always felt that the word 'sorry' only ever made the speaker feel any better, rather than the victim.
It was the only way to get your attention, since you had your head in the clouds.
Vern Troyer to Yao Ming: Hey, do you play basketball?
Yao Ming to Vern Troyer: No, do you play miniature golf?
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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That 'sir' thing was really confusing for a while, you know.
I was having some serious doubts about my gender - I kept checking to see if I'd somehow sprouted a penis, but everyone around me thought I was just scratching my balls.
THANK GOD FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!! If I never have to drive anywhere ever again, I will have finally lived in Paradise!
I hate driving. Did I mention that I really, really, really hate driving? I hate driving.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Only if you're lucky, and only if you're faster than me.
I can outrun any mosquito when I'm awake, and I can turn on almost any computer. How's that for a resume'?
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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*snicker*
I am Jack's dumbfounded astonishment!
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