11-08-2003 21:41									#1
	California Recall Attracts 200 Candidates Tired of ads?

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I found that Gary Coleman was running to be hilarious

	11-08-2003 21:44									#2
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Can you still do write ins?

	11-08-2003 22:00									#3
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That ballot is going to be huge...

	11-08-2003 22:23									#4
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*points and laughs at the State of California*

	11-08-2003 22:40									#5
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And we all know there will be no voter problems with that ballot.

And the winner is, Arnold Schwarzenberger!..what!, wait!!!

	11-08-2003 22:47									#6
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And here are all the lucky candidates.

Larry Flynt! Barring Larry, this gal is always a good choice, because she's good-looking.

	11-08-2003 22:55									#7
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What is sad is that that girl has actually stated her positions on the budget and other porblems while most candidates have not...but hey, lest vote on name recognition alone!

	11-08-2003 22:58									#8
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Gary Coleman's 10-Point Plan to Rescue California

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I'd vote for Gallagher, just because it would be amusing to see him respond to questions at press conferences by smashing watermelons and other fruits.

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seriously, i hope the natural law party do some party political broadcasts. they are pure comedy over here

and that bird is pretty fit as well

	11-08-2003 23:06									#11
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There are some brilliant candidates out there.

http://marycareyforgovernor.com/

quote: If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room.

http://www.forteforgovernor.com/

quote: I am the AttorneyBuster, president/founder of AttorneyBusters.com.

and of course stuff like this

	11-08-2003 23:26									#13
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Mwahahaha!

	12-08-2003 00:38									#14
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Some of the canidates

quote: Kelly Kimball (D)

her e-mail? kelly@buttmonkeybeer.com

I like that.

quote: Robert A. Dole (R)

We know it's you Bob, stop trying to get elected for stuff!!! Your too old!

quote: Michael Jackson (R) - Satellite Project Manager

Insert funny joke about Michael Jackson. Include a monkey, Janet, and something about space.

quote: Jim "Poorman" Trenton (R)

Yup, here's the guy to get us out of debt.

quote: Iris Adam (Natural Law) - Business Analyst & Frequent Candidate Darin Price (Natural Law) - College Chemistry Instructor

What the hell is Natural LAW?!

quote: Angelyne (Independent) - Entertainer & Billboard Self-Promoter

What's a Billboard Self-Promoter?

quote: Joel Britton (Independent) - Communist Political Organizer & '02 Illinois Governor Candidate

This is who Che would vote for.

quote: Mary "Mary Carey" Cook (Independent) - Adult Movie Actress

This is who Pekka would vote for

quote: Todd "Bumhunter" Lewis (Independent) - Video Producer

This is who Boris would vote for (though I am sure they're talking about a different type of Bum, not a bum-bum)

quote: J. Leonard Padilla (Independent) - Bounty Hunter

This is who Sloww would vote for

quote: Richard Simmons (Independent) - Attorney

Actually, here's one for Asher...

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quote: Mary "Mary Carey" Cook (Independent) - Adult Movie Actress

She wants us to pay to see the government in action?! Hell no! Make it free!

	14-08-2003 01:35									#16
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And for the democ-rats and commie dummies that have been dissing Arnie as a lightweigh.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...egger_buffett_3
He has been endosed by the multi billionare Warren Buffet (a register democ-rat, by the way). "I have know Arnold for years and he will make a great governor. " Now whose words will carry more weight with voters faced by a state financial crises. Self made multi billionainre, or nere-do-wells and welfare bums on Apolyton who have not yet suceeded in supporting themselves?

	14-08-2003 01:43									#17
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Considering it's California, I'm betting on the Apolytoners

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quote: What the hell is Natural LAW?!

They believe that all of the world's powers can be solved through meditation and yogic flying.

Dennis Kucinich, the little Democratic candidate who looks like the Vulcan all the other Vulcans beat up after school and who is worried about chemtrails and mind control lasers, has ties to NLP. Some suspect that he might even run on their ticket when rejected the Dem nomination.