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The Cell of a Woman
(The Cell + Scent of a Woman)

Al (Pacino) goes to the solitary confinement cell which used to hold Hannibal Lecter, and finds that he has shacked up with ex-lesbian professional assassin black-belt Krav Maga expert and voice coach Jennifer (Lopez).
He is so disgusted, he leaves the theatre and demands his $9 back.

I'm STILL having nightmares!

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	13-08-2003 05:22									#32
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Silence of the Harvey
Silence of the Lambs / Harvey
Professor Hannibal Lector is jailed after eating one too many giant invisible rabbits.

	13-08-2003 05:27									#33
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oops.

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	13-08-2003 14:23									#34
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st_swithin >> Could you add the titles of the original movies also?

quote: Maybe if I'd watched either of the above two movies this'd make more sense.

Yeah, that would help a lot

	13-08-2003 14:31									#35
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Yep, I have seen both of those movies and the description makes very little sense.

	13-08-2003 14:41									#36
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Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
(Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; The Tigger Movie)

Tigger looks for the thief of his ancient sword and falls in love with some chick along the way.

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Waynes Ring
(Waynes World, The Ring)

Two friends host a show from their basement which unfortunately kills whoever watches 7 days later.

	13-08-2003 15:02									#38
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Undercover Brotherz in tha Hood
("Boyz in tha Hood" and "Undercover Brother")

Two brother cause mayhem in the hood by soaping car windows. Sort of like "Carwash," but without all the cool music.

	13-08-2003 15:18									#39
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Johnny England / English Patient

A rubber faced secret agent is seriously burned in World War Two, which completely disables any capability for comedy he may have once possessed. We watch him try to ape for the camera which causes him and us horrific pain while a really cool love story seems to be going on in the background just out of sight.

	13-08-2003 15:32									#40
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The Fabulous Baker Boys + The Dirty Dozen

A renegade Colonel is given an important secret mission in WW2. He must wipe out the Allied High Command or Monty will dawdle in Caen while Ike refuses to attempt a large encirclement of retreating German troops in Europe and insists on a broad front strategy that will cost the Allies untold casualties.

The Colonel (Lee Marvin) decides to form a twelve man swing band recruited from death row in order to infiltrate Ike's HQ as by posing as a USO act. Will the mission survive the arrival of Kay Summersby who accepts a position as the singer and 13th member of the band?

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Driving Miss Daisy's Taxi
(Taxi Driver + Driving Miss Daisy)

Aging Jewish Manhattanite Daisy Werthan, who is no longer able to drive, retains the regular services of cabbie Travis Bickle, a xenophobic, sociopathic Vietnam War veteran. Over the course of their 20-year association, their relationship goes from contentious to warm and mutually-dependent, strengthening and deepening until it finally ends in an blood-drenched orgy of violence.

	13-08-2003 15:54									#43
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Fist Full of Dollars + Welcome to the Dollhouse

Dawn Wiener is a middle schooler who has just moved into a new school district where two cliques have squared off in a longstanding feud to determine who gets to smoke in the bathrooms. Will she join one of the cliques, or be ostracized by everyone and finally bring peace and unity to Sergio Leone Middle School at the cost of her own endless humiliation?

	13-08-2003 17:03									#44
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Married... with The Fifth Element
Married... With Children - The 5th Element

This movie is a what if scenario of what would have happened if The 5th element (Leeloo) had escaped into the shoe shop where Al Bundy works, instead of bumping into that cap? This is an endless adventure on how Leeloo was familiarized with the Bundy's. On how she learned the last 5,000 years of history from Kelly Bundy, and kept getting hit on by Bud Bundy... and within short time, she had forgotten about her mission "to save the planet"... will she remember, before time's up?

	13-08-2003 18:03									#45
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Das Booty Call
(Das Boot + Booty Call)

Based on the true story of the Nazi's notorious U-Boot Schwartzwaffe -- the only all-black submarine unit serving in any navy during WWII -- Das Booty Call dramatically depicts the lives of ordinary soldiers during the Battle of the Atlantic, struggling to stay alive long enough to get home and kick it with some fine Aryan ho's. Masterfully depicts the claustrophobia, boredom, terror, hilarity, and out-of-control horniness of German submarine warfare. Soundtrack includes hits by R. Kelly, Lil' Kim, and Richard Wagner.

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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly Driving Miss Daisy's Taxi (Taxi Driver + Driving Miss Daisy) Aging Jewish Manhattanite Daisy Werthan, who is no longer able to drive, retains the regular services of cabbie Travis Bickle, a xenophobic, sociopathic Vietnam War veteran. Over the course of their 20-year association, their relationship goes from contentious to warm and mutually-dependent, strengthening and deepening until it finally ends in an blood-drenched orgy of violence.

sounds like a blockbuster

	13-08-2003 19:42									#47
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Saving Harry Potter

saving private ryan meets any harry potter movie

Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and several other witches and wizards are sent by Dumbledore into the dark forest to save Harry Potter, a mission they all believe to be "fubar". When (omitted cause i dont know how to use the spoiler feature) is killed by the Voldemort, he says to Harry "earn this"

	13-08-2003 19:55									#48
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Rugrats Orange

Clockwork Orange meets Rugrats in Paris

a group of mischievous toddlers rampage through a dystopic, futurist England, commiting rape and mayhem, while their eccentric dad trys to perfect his invention, a machine that will cure them by giving the sensation of eating broccoli whenever they "think bad thoughts"

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All that Jazz Singer

All that Jazz meets The Jazz Singer

The son of a Lower East Side cantor defies his fathers wishes and sings jazz music, and ends up in a world of drugs, sleeplessness, and womanizing. Stricken prematurely with a heart attack, he escapes his hospital bed, and goes back to lead prayers at his father's synagogue, then heads out for more drugs and womanizing.

	13-08-2003 20:09									#50
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both of Rufus's are excellent, BTW

	13-08-2003 20:37									#51
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The Horse Wedding Planner
The Horse Whisperer / The Wedding Planner
A young girl with the special gift of being able to talk to horses grows up to make a living from arranging "weddings" between stud horses and breeding mares to get the best offspring for racing. Everything goes wrong when she falls in love with one of the studs she's dealing with, setting the stage nicely for the sequel, with the tentative title: Runaway Bridal Fun on the Farm (Runaway Bride / Fun on the Farm II), an adult film where after some scenes of disturbing bestiality, the bride gets cold feet and runs away from many human-horse weddings. Expect lots of jokes along the lines of "grooming the groom".

	14-08-2003 23:00									#52
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Any more movies mixes?


If not, should we have a vote for the best, or just burry this thread beneith 1,000+ of other posts?

	14-08-2003 23:11									#53
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This thread needs less blathering and more photoshopping.

* ixnay gets to work

	14-08-2003 23:16									#54
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w00t!

	15-08-2003 00:26									#55
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Zopperoni, yours was just too perfect to pass up. (Note that I have managed to give you credit in the photoshop)


Got to go to work now. Maybe I'll make some more tonight. Hell, if I make enough I'll start a thread on Something Awful in an attempt to get this done as a photoshop phriday. So keep those ideas coming!

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Cool dude

	15-08-2003 01:22									#57
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Nice one... I wish I could do it myself, but my photoshopping skills are very low

	15-08-2003 01:34									#58
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The Black Whole Nine Yards
[I]The Black Hole meets The Whole Nine Yards[I]

When Matt Perry's father dies he relies that he lies in financial ruin and cannot support his family, but if he was dead then his family would have no worries. So, in an attempt to kill himself, Matt Perry acidently launches himself into space and into a black hole where he begins to battle robots, but then realizes that he wanted to die...

	15-08-2003 02:15									#59
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Cool Ixy.

(It'd look better if you changed the tag line to the "hockey-masked, homicidal problem" that Zopper wrote. That was funny. )

	15-08-2003 02:27									#60
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Dial M*A*S*H For Murder

(M*A*S*H, Dial M For Murder)

Hawkeye is terrorised by a mysterious caller, with hilarious results.