12-08-2003 15:16									#1
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Anyone ready to try a little game here?

Try to take two (or more) movie titles (or TV-shows), and mix them together to one movie/TV-show
When this is done, try to write a short story for that movie. This short story should also a mix of those two movies.


Try to set it up like this, when submitting your movie:

code:

Movie Title - Movie Titles of the original movies
Story

If there's enough submittions, we could maybe make a poll later, where everybody can vote for their favorite Movie Mix (Without voting for their own Movie Mix ofcourse )

Who's in?

	12-08-2003 17:38									#2
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Fear, Loathing and Aliens at Home (Alone) in Las Vegas and New York too -
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Home Alone II: Lost in New York, Aliens

Drugged to the eyeballs, a young Maculay Culkin plays a female pilot who loses her family of SpaceMarines on the way to their Christmas holiday destination. (S)he gets involved in one too many bad drug trips, and ends up having to fight his way out of two cities under attack from flesh-eating, acid-blood aliens, swarms of invisible bats, giant lizards, and a pair of bungling burglars. Much hilarity ensues.

	12-08-2003 17:51									#3
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Bridget Jones and the Temple of Doom
(Bridget Jones' Diary; Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Bridget Jones travels to Asia to recover some sacred stone while looking for the love of her life.

	12-08-2003 18:36									#4
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Here's my first submission (You're allowed to have several submissions )

Cannonball Angels: Full Speed
Cannonball Run - Charlies Angels Full Throttle - Speed
Natalie, Dylan, and Alex are participitating in a race across America, but in their cars there's a bomb which explodes if they're driving slower than 50 MPH

	12-08-2003 18:39									#5
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10 Things I Hate About Mary
(There's Something About Mary; 10 Things I Hate About You)

After escaping from having to go to the prom with a shrewish spooge-haired woman by lacerating his own penis, a High School kid is consumed by feelings of hatred for her. He eventually learns to love her before the cop-out Hollywood ending where she spectacularly fails to submit to his masculine dominance.

Godzilla Hunting
(Good Will Hunting; Godzilla)

A giant monster dinosaur struggles to come to terms with his genius as a mathematics prodigy. His inner turmoil comes to a head when he rejects his girlfriend and goes on a rampage through Tokyo.

	12-08-2003 18:51									#6
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Sleeping with the Enemy of the State at the Gates
(Sleeping with the Enemy; Enemy of the State; Enemy at the Gates)

A man tries to track down his wife in order to kill her, while he himself is being hunted by an NSA director for possession of incriminating evidence.
And all of this takes place in the middle of the German-Russian front of WW2.

	12-08-2003 19:17									#7
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Monty Python and the Holy Chamber of Secrets
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

A group of intellectual students at Hogwarts form a surreal comedy team and perform abstract sketches about Arthurian legend in order to defeat a terrifying Basilisk let loose on their school by an evil Wizard with great big pointy teeth.

Dude, where's my Red October?
(The Hunt for Red October; Dude, Where's My Car?)

Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin get pissed out of their brains one night and lose their protoype multi-billion dollar nucleur submarine.

	12-08-2003 19:28									#8
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last one for now...

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is An Ideal Husband
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; An Ideal Husband

This little-known screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's comedy western stars James Stewart as a decadent socialite who returns to the small town of Shinbone for the funeral of John Wayne. When a silver-tongued lady appears with evidence of his friend's controversial past and threatens to ruin his reputation, Stewart must face Lee Marvin in a shootout or risk losing the respect of his friend's wife, Cate Blanchett.

	12-08-2003 20:07									#9
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The Shawshank Show
The Shawshank Redeption; The Truman Show

A young banker (Tim Robbins) living in 1940's Maine is wrongly convicted of the murder of her wife and lover. While on the inside, he befriends the resident smuggler (Morgan Freeman), and deals with the corrupt warden (Bob Gunton), but little does he know that everyone around him is an actor: He's the subject of America's most popular reality show, helmed by a reclusive genius known only as Christof (Ed Harris), and he doesn't have a clue. Will he discover the truth?

	12-08-2003 20:23									#10
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Matrix: Memento Reloaded
Memento, Matrix Reloaded

Christopher Nolan's triumphant return to the big screen features Neo tattooing himself with mainframe passwords while Trinity manipulates him into killing Morpheus. Little does Neo know that he has already killed the man who murdered his friends, Cypher, in the previous movie!

	12-08-2003 20:54									#11
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Miracle on Elm Street
Miracle on 34th street meets Nightmare on Elm Street

A stupid little girl who doesn't believe in Santa Clause is pleasantly surprised to discover that, while Santa really doesn't exist, Freddy Kreuger does.

Honey I Shrunk The D1ck
Honey I Shrunk The Kids meets ****

This zany movie follows two ignorant, yet totally hot chicks who accidently shrink the penis of a crazy and horny mad-scientist/president played by Rick Moranis.

	12-08-2003 21:04									#12
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Lord of the Boogie Nights

A movie about throwing the best afterparty after AVN (porn oscars) show. Everybody wants to have the hottest stars of porn to come to their party, but Dildo Baggins is serious about making the unforgettable afterparty ever with cocaine, pornstars and disco music.

	12-08-2003 21:13									#13
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Fear and Loathing and Sleepless in Seattle
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets Sleepless in Seattle

Pretty much the samething as Sleepless in Seattle, but with more drugs, and a cameo by MRT

The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
The Princess Bride meets The Bride of Frankenstein

The Dread Pirate Robert zooms to the rescue of Princess Buttercup once again. Yet, when he reaches his destination to fight of the evil Prince he finds that the Prince has killed her, brough her back to life (with the help of Billy Crystal), and has mated her with Andre the Giant.

	12-08-2003 21:35									#14
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Dirty, Pretty, 24 Hour Party Kafka
(Dirty, Pretty Things; 24 Hour Party People; Kafka)

Illegal immigrant (wanted in Nigeria for a crime he didn't commit) works two jobs - insurance clerk, manager of several local bands. But as bandmembers begin to turn up dead, he sneaks into the castle to discover a mad psychologist who is attemting to create a "new music" that requires only DJs - and requires the audience only to dance, not think. They team up and start a club in Manchester that eventually goes bankrupt.

	12-08-2003 21:50									#16
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Demolition Day
Groundhog Day - Demolition Man

John Spartan (A cop) is going to kill his all time enemy: Simon Phoenix... but when he does, he wakes up 6:00 AM the same day, where Simon is still alive, and this keeps happenening

Teenage Mutant Ninja Mask
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Mask

One day a Teenager finds a strange Mask. As he put the mask on his head, he suddenly becomes the greatest ninja the world has ever seen... and he's a Turtle...

	12-08-2003 21:59									#17
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Dude, where's my Red October? (The Hunt for Red October; Dude, Where's My Car?) Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin get pissed out of their brains one night and lose their protoype multi-billion dollar nucleur submarine.

	12-08-2003 22:02									#18
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Billy Madison's Day Off
[I]Billy Madison meets Ferris Buller's Day Off[I]

Adam Sandler revists this goofy character who was forced to repeat K-12 in 13 weeks only this time he ditches every day and does not inherit his father's hotel buisness. Yet, it is a bundle of drunken stupidity you won't want to miss!

	12-08-2003 22:15									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Miracle on Elm Street Miracle on 34th street meets Nightmare on Elm Street A stupid little girl who doesn't believe in Santa Clause is pleasantly surprised to discover that, while Santa really doesn't exist, Freddy Kreuger does.

	12-08-2003 22:21									#20
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Primal Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

("Primal Fear" and "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas")

Narrator (Edward Norton) and Tyler Durden meet in Vegas for a rematch, then run off to England in flying Mini-Coopers to go film a stupid 'remake' flick in England, which is, of course, horribly received by critics.

However, it becomes the highest-grossing 'remake' flick in the last 50 years. So there you go.

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	12-08-2003 22:52									#21
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The Fifth Quiet American
(The Fifth Element, The Quiet American, American Wedding)

Finch, after graduating NYU, joins the CIA. He is assigned to monitor and protect a Nike sweatshop in Vietnam, where he meets the perfect being. Unfortunately, the perfect being is dating a muckraking British journalist out to expose the sweatshop. At the wedding, Finch does not suspect that the journalist's commie friends are out to get him. Moreover, it is revealed that Stiffler's adolescent behavior is a direct consequence of an unnamed evil force that only Finch's bride can stop.

	12-08-2003 23:21									#22
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Honey I Shrunk the Phantom Menace
Honey I Shrunk the Kids / Star Wars Ep 1: A Phantom Menace

A back-yard inventor unwittingly averts a major diplomatic crises by converting the Trade Federation's fleet of warships to the size of mosquitoes.


Meet the Postman
Meet the Parents / The Postman
In a post-apocalyptic world, a renegade mercenary comes upon the love of his life at her parents' house.

	12-08-2003 23:27									#23
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Apollo the 13th
(Apollo 13; Friday the 13th)

"Houston, we have hockey-masked, homocidal problem."

	12-08-2003 23:43									#25
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When Harry met Benny and June
When Harry met Sally meets Benny and June

A jewish urbanite (Crystal) falls for a lovely anxiety ridden girl (Masterson) who is involved with a very weird guy (Depp). Pretty much this film will just have Crystal talking way too fast, Depp playing with his hat and looking funny, and Masterson moaning in extasy for no apparent reason... Funniest movie ever...

National Lampoon's: I Know What You Did Last Christmas Vacation
[I]I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Vacation[b/]

Chevy Chase and Al Pacino's wife star in this crazy excapade of mayham, slap stick humor, and murder! Complete with 3 new kids and Cousin Eddie... You won't want to miss as the Griswaulds try to unearth how is threatening them and how they know what they did last Christmas... Is it Uncle Louie? Aunt Bethany?... or Cousin Eddie himself?

	13-08-2003 02:04									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Japher National Lampoon's: I Know What You Did Last Christmas Vacation [I]I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Vacation[b/] Chevy Chase and Al Pacino's wife star in this crazy excapade of mayham, slap stick humor, and murder! Complete with 3 new kids and Cousin Eddie... You won't want to miss as the Griswaulds try to unearth how is threatening them and how they know what they did last Christmas... Is it Uncle Louie? Aunt Bethany?... or Cousin Eddie himself?

When will this be released in the theater?

	13-08-2003 03:27									#27
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Beethoven's Fifth Element
Beethoven / Fifth Element (duh)
A magical dog composes a wonderful piece of music entitled "surprise", which becomes one of the best known pieces of music of all time with red hair and a barrel of rum. Maybe if I'd watched either of the above two movies this'd make more sense.


Twenty Eight Days After the Deep Independance Day Armageddon Impact
Twenty Eight Days Later / Deep Impact / Independance Day / Armageddon
Everyone's ****ing dead.

	13-08-2003 03:32									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Zopperoni Apollo the 13th (Apollo 13; Friday the 13th) "Houston, we have hockey-masked, homocidal problem."

ACK!

	13-08-2003 03:34									#29
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8 Mile from Dusk till Dawn

An epic story of then little known white rapper fighting against black rapping vampires in the famous Titty Shelter. Blood dripping rhyme action from a man who lived only 8 miles from what is about to happen!

	13-08-2003 03:35									#30
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The Sum of All Apocalypse
(The Sum of All Fears; Apocalypse Now)

Ben Affleck desperately tries to avert insane Col. Kurtz's plan to nuke Baltimore. Affleck journies into deepest, darkest DuPont Circle to locate the madman. (Listent for Ride of the Valkyries when Affleck takes the Red Line Metro train into Hell).

The horror, the horror!