16-08-2003 12:18									#1
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You know, I was watching the tonight show with Jay Leno and they had those gay guys on who are on that NBC show. And they really did have better fashion sense.

I have no sense of fashion whatsoever. I have no idea how to dress myself. I just wear a t-shirt and shorts, or t-shirt and jeans most of the time.

Now I can't really be gay, since I'm not attracted to men. But I would like to have a sense of style like a gay man.

Why do gay men have more fashion sense than straight men. Sure I'm over generalizing here. But I have yet to see a gay man dress as badly as I do. So am I really overly generalizing? Are there gay men who dress badly?

give me some fashion tips please.

	16-08-2003 12:19									#2
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I'm gay and have **** fashion sense. I wear hoodies and jeans mostly, and even caps which are apparently fashion suicide.

	16-08-2003 12:24									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident give me some fashion tips please.

Never wear stripes with plaid.

This being the extent of my fashion knowledge. I use it daily, though, as I never wear stripes or plaid.

	16-08-2003 12:32									#4
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I never wear stripes or plaid either

In fact I tend to wear too much plain colors. They say that shows a lot about your character. I guess I'm a plain color person .

My shirts rarely have more than 2 colors (unless it's a t-shirt with a graphic). You won't find me going around wearing hawain shirts. Though I've thought about it. I'm not sure I have the guts to go around wearing hawaain shirts. They aren't really popular wear I'm from.

	16-08-2003 12:39									#5
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make sure your clothes fit properly

	16-08-2003 12:42									#6
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quote: I want to be gay

dissident
oh yea i thought of some advice that might help, sprinkle yourself with fairy dust and see if that makes your wish come true

	16-08-2003 14:57									#7
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after some very frustrated expierences with women, i've often wished i could find men attractive, but i honestly cant.

one night me and some guys were all just talking about this kinda stuff (one of the guys just lost his girlfriend and was all depressed) and he brought up the point that he never understood why he was doing it, why he was dealing with the annoyances of coping with someone with completely different tastes, ideas, etc, etc. then another came back and gave reasons blah blah blah, you should find someone you click with, someone like you, blah blah blah, but who's to say it has to be a girl?

as much as a hobophobe as i am, i have honestly considered the gay orientation, but it honestly doesnt work for me. i do not find the male body attractive in any way shape or form, it does nothing for me.

it was kind of releiving to actually think it over rationally though. this was a good summer for personal insight

	16-08-2003 15:31									#8
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Don't become a socialist diss, and dont be a faggot either

	16-08-2003 18:21									#9
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I'm not gay and I think I have some fashion sense.
I don't think I have to become gay to acquire fashion sense. I have a gay guy in one of the big stores here and he dresses me.
Really he gives me great advices. I don't always listen to him because some times I would just not feel comfortable in some of his more daring suggestions, but for the most part he gives GREAT style advices. (I hate the word "fashion"). He's da man, you know what I mean. Unfortunately I've only been there twice and he has left his job. So I'm back to my own devices.

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	16-08-2003 19:24									#10
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Get a woman to dress you. You will feel guilty when you dump her and use your new threads to get future conquests though. At least if you are a softie like me...

	16-08-2003 19:26									#11
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You're not seriously suggesting go shopping with a WOMAN do you? I'd rather kill myslef.
10 minutes in every vitrina, NO thank you very much! I go nuts.
Just buy it and and let's go to the movies or something.
I always go shopping alone. In and out.

	16-08-2003 19:29									#12
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Totally serious. They are the best for that kind of stuff. Actually my (very pretty) little sister is a machine. She will take me out, knows the stores, knows what looks good on me, puts me in a dressing room and starts throwing stuff over the transom.

Girl friends are good too. Not as machine-like in the fashion assistance. But you can smooch in the dressing room.

(Don't go shopping for their stuff, though. They can take sisters or girlfriends for that. But for buying stuff for your house or for clothing for yourself, girls are great. Just open the wallet and go...)

	16-08-2003 19:30									#13
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They like it a lot too. Satisfies there nesting, partnering insticnt. Good sex when you come home and make out on top of the new clothes.

	16-08-2003 19:31									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Grass is always greener on the other side diss! Don't become a socialist diss, and dont be a faggot either

Better a faggot than an *******. Might want to look into being queer yourself, could improve your disposition.


Diss: The fashion thing is learned as part of a cultural thing. Gays in Wyoming dress and act like other Wyoming folks. Gays in Texas are pretty much standard Texans. Gays in urban cultural centers, like NY or SF, are the ones who have the "fashion sense," but so do a lot of straight people here.

QEFTSG is designed for you! Watch and learn! You can visit their website and get more tips. You'll be fabulous in no time.

	16-08-2003 19:33									#15
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Last time I went with a girlfriend she had me changing a bazzilion clothes just to admire me. Not that I didn't fancy but can't be done on a regular basis. Plus I'm a bit unconventional when it come sto clothes. If someone else buys it for me 99% of the time I won't like it.

	16-08-2003 19:35									#16
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Last time I went with a girlfriend she had me changing a bazzilion clothes just to admire me. Not that I didn't fancy but can't be done on a regular basis. Plus I'm a bit unconventional when it come sto clothes. If someone else buys it for me 99% of the time I won't like it.

Stick to gay guys then...

	16-08-2003 19:37									#17
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Will do, homo.

	16-08-2003 19:39									#18
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This guy had fashion sense I tell you. And he was quick too. I really think he should work for the fashion industry or something. Had me dressed a way girls REALLY loved it. I liked it too. He got out the man in me.

	16-08-2003 19:42									#19
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You can never go wrong with wearing bin liners.

	16-08-2003 19:50									#20
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It was more in a military look.

	16-08-2003 20:00									#21
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boris can't dress himself out of a wet paper bag!

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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Grass is always greener on the other side diss! Don't become a socialist diss, and dont be a faggot either

Awww, someone's bitter cause he's a C-list person that gets ignored by the A-list homos. Well, as someone once said "Sticks and stones may break my bones but, honey, you suck."

	16-08-2003 21:06									#24
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Um, Dissident, I'm gay and I have am I not a fashion diva in ANY way.

quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Don't become a socialist diss, and dont be a faggot either

Why do you have to post bigoted statements like this? Even if this was in jest, it was in poor taste.

	16-08-2003 21:12									#25
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Sweet zombie jesus, between Asher's hoodies and Boris' love of wearing what can only be described as skinned roadkill, am I the only gay here with a sense of style?

	16-08-2003 21:13									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Sweet zombie jesus, between Asher's hoodies and Boris' love of wearing what can only be described as skinned roadkill, am I the only gay here with a sense of style?

Yes your highness, you are the only fashion diva here for the gay Apolyton population.

	16-08-2003 21:17									#27
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paiktis, hey, is that your dog in your av?

	16-08-2003 21:19									#28
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Who are the fasionable people on apolyton, anyway?

	16-08-2003 21:54									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Sweet zombie jesus, between Asher's hoodies and Boris' love of wearing what can only be described as skinned roadkill, am I the only gay here with a sense of style?

Actually, no your not Starchild.

I was thinking the same thing myself while reading this thread.

RE: Fashion sense: I firmly believe that gays have the "designer gene" as a part of being gay...I know I do. Those who are gay and say that they have no creative taste (ie, Boris and Asher for example) only need a little guidance to point them in the right direction towards creative fabulousness! It's the problem of the gays in question being surrounded by heterosexualness that has their designer ability kind of mixed up...but rest assured, it's still there some where!

	16-08-2003 22:21									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Grass is always greener on the other side diss! Don't become a socialist diss, and dont be a faggot either

just to piss him off, I'm going to become a socialist and gay

Okay I've tried to become a socialist. I really want to be one, because I take a lot of heat for being a capitalist. But I just can't go with something that doesn't work for the U.S.

As for me being gay. Well... I won't say I haven't thought about it. I probably could do the acts if I wanted to, but I really don't want to.