19-08-2003 01:35									#31
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Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]
Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

Last edited by Ramo on 19-08-2003 at 01:46

	19-08-2003 01:44									#32
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quote: Originally posted by alva "she turned me into a mute..." "???" "well..., Igot betta.."

Just one bit..it was newt, not mute.

	19-08-2003 02:48									#33
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I have to say, I loved the French taunt scenes from 'The Holy Grail.'

'I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.'