17-08-2003 00:54									#1
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This is an alternate history where Kennedy manages to survive the assasination.

"Oh...My head...Where am I?"

He opened his eyes, and was immediately compelled to shut them, because of the glare of the surgery lights.

"He's...alive..." one of the suregons said, with joy in his voice. "The President LIVES!"

President Kennedy managed to open his eyes. He took stock of the situation. "What happened?" he asked.

"Mr. President..." the head surgeon said. "You were hit by a sniper bullet. Somehow, you survived, even though half your brain was blown out. A courageous student gave you CPR and saved your life. We had to put your brain back in bit by bit. But it's a miracle! You live!"

"So, you were conducting surgery on me?" the President asked.

"No. We're coroners. We were conducting an autopsy. We never expected this to happen..."

"Well, tell everyone that their President is the luckiest guy on the face of the planet."

	17-08-2003 14:36									#2
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An interesting concept, but is the end of this story or is there more to come ?

Sorry for asking this question but why have you started so many seperate stories in seperate threads ? and why are you not updating them more consistently ?

	18-08-2003 08:12									#3
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lol, half his brain is blown off.

	23-08-2003 07:05									#4
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what the?

	23-08-2003 11:03									#5
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This "story" reminds me of grade 8 french class. A very short gomer named Robert Peroni was surrounded by 5 of my classmates from elementary school. Robert, with orange stringy hair, a guant face and black rimmed glasses so thick that his eyes appeared by magnified 3x, was a hurt'n unit for sure. As each of the clowns insulted him in turn, Robert's grim response remained the same, "I'm gonna blow your head off with a shotgun... I'm gonna blow your head off with a shotgun... I'm gonna blow your head off with a shotgun... etc..."

	25-08-2003 01:42									#6
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You know what it reminds me of, I once had a friend (before my present Christian school days) who was drunk. He set out to tell us a story and got so far as 'Once.... there was this dog," before loosing intrest adn/or forgetting the story to this day noone knows anything about the story and he admits that he was only telling it so he could laugh at us as he waddled away. He was really rather drunk.

-Edited for Coherance-

Last edited by SKILORD on 25-08-2003 at 05:14