22-08-2003 14:07									#31
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There were the odd change that some of us would get sick from eating too much monkey meat but Tabemono will make sure that the 'gut-challenged' among us will stop in time.

	22-08-2003 14:12									#32
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That will be.... WTF, you know the rest.

	22-08-2003 14:21									#33
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Um.... eating monkey brains can give you the human version of Mad Cow disease, right?

So we can still help Monty Python chop down all of the trees, but I recommend we let Tabemono handle the feast by themselves... we're crazy enough already.

	22-08-2003 14:27									#34
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What do you have against monkeys BTW?

	22-08-2003 14:28									#35
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There will be 7 dishes of monkey at the party, I guess brains will be used either as an appetizer or dessert. Or maybe it will go in the gravy

I suggest that all dishes containing brain should be labelled 'Eating this may be your Doom'

This will be my Doom

	22-08-2003 14:32									#36
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Nothing against monkeys, not at all. They are intelligent, kind and lovable creatures. Most of them...

Winged Monkeys however, covered in feathers, crawling out of eggs are an Insult to Allah and all of his creation. They will be destroyed.

	22-08-2003 16:07									#37
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Allah will be destroyed and his followers banished by the disciples of The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet.

Allah is a fraud will be forever forgotten. His memory cursed, and doom brought upon anyone who dares repeat his name.

All hail our almighty Prophet…join The Church and learn His secrets. Non-believers will be crushed under His wings as He bring the faith to all primates of this world.

Praise to the Prophet and His infinite wisdom.
Praise to The Church and Her true followers.

	25-08-2003 07:49									#38
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I have finished my task statusperfect

	25-08-2003 11:07									#39
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quote: Originally posted by statusperfect What do you have against monkeys BTW?

Nothing.

At least nothing that ensures that we get rid of them .....

	25-08-2003 15:41									#40
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Monkey stew! Monkey stew! Monkey stew!

	28-08-2003 19:11									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Nuclear Master I have finished my task statusperfect

Great young apprectice.

As soon as your master is done writing the knight codex you'll get your next mission.

Now go and wreak havoc on the world.

	01-09-2003 01:07									#42
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I emerge from the jungle after a long absence. I could say I was meditating, but to be honest, I got lost a about six weeks ago. I took a wrong turn at the great teak tree by the stream, and the next thing I knew I was deep in an unknown forest. I came across the ancient temples of a long-forgotten Simian race, and took the time to munch on some bananas and kiwi, and commune with the ancient spirits.

I feel enlightened and ready to ascend to the next level of monkeyness.

SP, I respectfully, and humbly request to join the Church of the Winged Monkey Prophet.

	01-09-2003 06:59									#43
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I do not believe your gods exist. If they would prove their supernatural power to me, I may believe.

They must perform a miracle - get Tamebono go send the save on!

	01-09-2003 08:08									#44
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See... The Wigned Monkey is oh so powerful. It's great powers have managed to get the good team to stop chewing on the save...

BEHOLD THE POWERS OF THE WIGNED MONKEY PROPHET!

	01-09-2003 13:45									#45
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But he is
I'll never pray to an higher beeing that is !
I'm by my self I need something admireable that is

	03-09-2003 01:49									#46
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Cult assignments have been sent out.

	03-09-2003 06:11									#47
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Oh Great Prophet - your humble servant has completed his first assignment.

	09-10-2003 21:08									#48
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Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys.

Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!


And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here!

Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope!

Oh and have a nice day

(I do panag immitations )

	10-10-2003 02:10									#49
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Hey Monkey-Men

I got a PMl from Konquest02

He says Zero is the authorizer

and these three guys are active:

Konquest02
Hot_Enamel
Beta

Is that correct?

I also recieved a reply from Beta welcoming me.

Just wanted to start figuring out who the players are because the only one I sort of know a little is Konquest (from MZO)

Thanks

	10-10-2003 04:03									#50
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You are correct conmcb25,

Zero pops in every now and again.
We are trying to find him so that you can get authorised.
Shouldn't be too long.

	10-10-2003 07:15									#51
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quote: Originally posted by conmcb25 Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys. Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!

Oh good. I could use some company.

quote: And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here

Nope - we don't. But that is why we are letting you in.

quote: Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope! Oh and have a nice day (I do panag immitations )

Don't.

	10-10-2003 07:18									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Beta Don't.

Ya I can understand why you feel that way!

Right now he is banned for two weeks for having a d/l

I was right in the middle of it.

	10-10-2003 09:19									#53
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can I Join..... the doomed antagonist list ?
This cult is evil and must be stopped blah Blah blah!!!!!

Join the society for doomed antagonists now!
Oh and I bet your monkies can't fly :P

	10-10-2003 11:36									#54
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Just start mocking them and you'll be on the list in no time

I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

	10-10-2003 18:15									#55
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quote: Originally posted by bongo I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

Your jihad may not be necessary. I have it on good authority that the head of this cult, statusperfect, has headed deep into the jungle and will not be seen for awhile. He was heard mumbling 'Damn the unfaithful', just before he disappeared into the foliage. That was a couple of weeks ago, and he has not been seen since.

A number of monkeys who had fallen under his hypnotic spell - myself included - have awakened from their stupors, feeling a bit hung over, and a little sheepish about the whole affair.

Monkeys for the most part a pretty pragmatic. Give us a tree, something to eat, and the occasional human to throw dung at and we are pretty happy with our lot in life. This cult thing has thrown us for a loop, but we will get over it and get back on track. The temple builds have been switched over to more immediate needs, and our plans to build the Oracle have been shelved.

	10-10-2003 18:34									#56
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Good

The 'Just wait and it may go away'-strategy has once againg proven it superiority


That gives us at MaST more time for other tasks, like spreading our latest invention 'Sliced Bread'(tm) out to the entire known universe...(might take a turn or two)...People will marvel at our intelligence. I don't know about you monkeys though, for all I know you will try to stick it a smelly place and dismiss the whole 'Sliced Bread'(tm) thing as a silly idea.

	11-10-2003 03:05									#57
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Of course sliced bread(tm) is a silly idea, if it aint a Monkey idea it has to be silly.

And yes we will find a smelly place for it!

	15-10-2003 01:21									#58
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In honor of the monkey team...Beware Monkey Cyborgs.

Now we all know your evil plans to conquer the world! You won't catch us by surprise anymore.

	15-10-2003 07:02									#59
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This article is bunk! Pure and simple bunk!

Monkeys are not cyborgs. We are an ancient and honoured species; our legacy dates back millenia. One day you will hear the true story of Simian Superiority, and why Team Monkey is destined to rule the world!



Bananas anyone??

	27-10-2003 01:37									#60
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Be carefull with htis Bananas!
Did you learn how to defend yourselvs against bad monkeys with bananas?
No, well if you know how to defend yourselv how to defend yourself against evil doves that try to attack you with pineapples then you should know how it works.