18-08-2003 14:23									#1
	The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet is here to save YOU from roasting in hell for an eternity.

Join our cult to please the gods and socialize over a bana split. All the nations of PTWDG2 shall live in fear enslaved under the sinister dreadlord monkey god... *UHM*... i mean our loving and peaceful god of nature who has love for you all.

STEP FORWARD ACOLYTES AND JOIN THE CULT OF LOVE!

This cult is offered to you as a means of self improvement and has no political agendas whatsoever. (except world domination) Non monkeys are welcome.

THE CIRCLES:

Prophets of Ultimate Wisdom: statusperfect

The Grand Dragon Order: -

The Circle of The Silver Helm: -

Druids: -

Grand Masters: -

Masters: -

The Circle of Heavenly Knights: -

The Circle of Knights: Nuclear Master

Circle of Secrets: Hot_Enamel, Konquest02, Beta

Initiates of the Holy Light: Master Zen

DOOMED ANTAGONISTS: bongo, Darekill, OPD

Last edited by statusperfect on 04-09-2003 at 11:35

	18-08-2003 14:26									#2
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As long as the oh great Winged Monkey Prophet espouses the love of beautiful women, count me in

	18-08-2003 14:29									#3
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Ahhh... my first acolyte.

Soon you will be taken to the first circle of knowledge.

	19-08-2003 01:14									#4
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Your religion is foolish and scorn-worthy. Your Banana Splits, however, are of great interest to us...

	19-08-2003 02:44									#5
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There is Roasting in hell?

mmm...can't wait to try some o that!

	19-08-2003 02:52									#6
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Don't you want to initiate and see what heavenly wisdoms are revealed as you advance through in the different circles?

	19-08-2003 03:01									#7
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Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

	20-08-2003 01:05									#8
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quote: Originally posted by ruby_maser Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

No, it is your doom.

	21-08-2003 09:41									#9
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I'll join I like spreading Sunshine to everyone

	21-08-2003 15:28									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Nuclear Master I'll join I like spreading Sunshine to everyone

I've PM:ed you your first meditation assignment.

	21-08-2003 16:45									#11
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I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion

	21-08-2003 17:14									#12
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A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....


Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?

	21-08-2003 18:11									#13
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quote: Originally posted by OPD I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion

That will be you doom.

	21-08-2003 18:12									#14
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quote: Originally posted by bongo A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever.... Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?

Asking foolish questions will be your doom.

	22-08-2003 05:10									#15
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* Konquest02 makes the noise of a monkey meditating day and night on his first assignement.

It's not pretty, be assured of that...

EEEIII!!!!

	22-08-2003 06:23									#16
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I completed my meditation But now I'm hungry. I am going to go eat some sun.

	22-08-2003 08:41									#17
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I too have spent the evening meditating in the jungle...
I understand.

	22-08-2003 10:37									#18
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Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!

	22-08-2003 11:55									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Darekill Chop those Trees! Chop those Trees! Chop those Trees!

That will be you doom.

	22-08-2003 12:01									#20
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Hot_Enamel, Konquest02 and Nuclear Master made it to the circle of secrets.

	22-08-2003 12:09									#21
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Does winged monkey taste like chicken?

	22-08-2003 12:25									#22
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The real question is "Does chicken taste like winged monkey?"

	22-08-2003 12:28									#23
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That depends on wether you tasted chicken or winged monkey first

But, what came first. The winged monkey or the egg?

	22-08-2003 13:40									#24
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Mocking the cult will be you doom.

	22-08-2003 13:49									#25
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What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

	22-08-2003 13:49									#26
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Having founded that cult may be some monkeys doom

The important question about the taste of a winged Monkey is the weight of it. Is it heavier than a pigeon or not?

If it is, it certainly can't fly. Then it should taste like a chiken because they can't fly too.

Size has nothing to do with weight as you can see we all know that Witches can fly and are thus as light as pigeons are.

	22-08-2003 13:52									#27
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Second assignments are sent, but poly was laggy so you might not have gotten them. That will be polys doom.

	22-08-2003 13:54									#28
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quote: Originally posted by bongo What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

All those secrets are revealed if you join the cult.

	22-08-2003 13:59									#29
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Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.

When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

	22-08-2003 14:02									#30
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quote: Originally posted by bongo Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy. When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

That will be your doom.