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Giant_Squid is offline Giant_Squid
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"Zsa Zsa Saddam" to taunt Iraqi regime loyalists

By Luke Baker

TIKRIT, Iraq, Aug 17 (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has his head tossed back, his blonde locks flowing and a filter-tipped cigarette dangling coquettishly between his delicate fingers.

Meet "Zsa Zsa Saddam", the U.S. army's latest ploy in the four-month hunt for the fugitive dictator.

In a campaign set to start on Monday, U.S. forces plan to put up posters around Saddam's hometown of Tikrit showing his face superimposed on Hollywood heroines and other stars in an attempt to enrage his followers and draw them out.

As well as Saddam dolled up as a slinky Zsa Zsa Gabor, there is a busty Rita Hayworth Saddam, a grooving Elvis Saddam and even Saddam in the guise of British-born rocker Billy Idol.

"We're going to do something devious with these," said a chuckling Lieutenant-Colonel Steve Russell last week, as he checked out a range of spoof Saddam pictures taken from the Internet (www.worth1000.com).

"Most of the locals will love 'em and they'll be laughing. But the bad guys are going to be upset, which will just make it easier for us to know who they are."

Russell, whose 1st Battalion, 22nd Regiment is spearheading the 4th Infantry Division's search for the deposed leader, hopes to have the posters slapped up on walls around Tikrit from Monday, although no official decision has yet been taken.

The gambit is part of a game of cat-and-mouse Russell and his unit are playing with Saddam loyalists in the Tikrit area.

Apparently intimidated by the U.S. Army's heavy presence around town, more and more guerrillas are stashing their weapons and keeping a low profile, U.S. commanders say.

U.S. forces are trying to flush them out and hunt them while they can.

RPG ALLEY

One tactic Russell and his team uses is to make themselves the bait. On most nights, Humvees packed with soldiers will drive up and down what has been dubbed "RPG Alley" to try to attract fire from locals armed with rocket-propelled grenades.

While that has had some success in recent weeks, now Russell is turning to the poster campaign to see if he can taunt Saddam loyalists into showing their faces.

Officers from the 4th Infantry's psychological operations unit say it is not necessarily a bad idea, although they tend to favour more subtle leaflet drops.

"It's mostly good for troop morale, but if we can put these posters up in Tikrit and the enemy can't take them down, then at least it shows who owns the streets," said Sergeant David Cade, a psychological operations specialist.

Yet while the posters may help divide locals into the amused and the infuriated, they also run a serious risk of stoking fury among ordinary Iraqis who may not be pro-Saddam but still will not accept the idea of the Americans poking fun.

One of the posters shows Saddam's head on Elvis's dancing body, a gold crucifix hanging around his hairy chest.

Given fears in the Arab world that the invasion of Iraq was akin to a Christian crusade, some Iraqis say U.S. forces would do well to think twice about leaving the cross hanging around Saddam Elvis's neck.

"Maybe it is funny for the soldiers, but I think most locals will find it very insulting," said Uday, a 22-year-old working as a translator at the U.S. army base in Tikrit.

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I saw this on the BBC. Psyops at work baby!

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Saaandy Acres is the place to be....

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Being at Sandy Acres would blow ass.

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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So, the military has taken to stealing people's artwork? (or do they actually ask all the people who created those images if they can use it?)

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So, the military has taken to stealing people's artwork? (or do they actually ask all the people who created those images if they can use it?)
Public domain.

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Public domain.


It's not public domain unless the artist makes it so.

And coming from such an intellectual-property supporter, too.

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squid, does your mother still listen to Dr. Laura?

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So, the military has taken to stealing people's artwork? (or do they actually ask all the people who created those images if they can use it?)


I'm sure a liberal guy like you or those Hollywood shmucks would HATE to see his work used to hurt dear old Saddam.

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Saddam actually looks slightly better than Zsa Zsa in that photo. If anything he should be flattered.

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I'm sure a liberal guy like you or those Hollywood shmucks would HATE to see his work used to hurt dear old Saddam.


Actually, I'm against intellectual property laws.

I'm just wondering if the US military is practicing international art theft now.

Dom Pedro II is offline Dom Pedro II
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.... I don't even know what to say about this now...

I think it could be dangerous. Might piss off more Iraqis, but then as far as I'm concerned, the more Iraqis that tell us to get the hell out the better, but I don't want to see people die as a result.


Btw, schmuck has a "c" in it...

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Putting his head on the torso of someone wearing a cross may tick off muslims who don't support him, so I don't think I'd do that.

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Hey! I've got an idea!

Let's take his sons' bodies, put them in dresses, stick them on spikes in the middle of town, and put two large posters with the US flag on them with the words "These Colors Don't Run!".

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Actually, I'm against intellectual property laws.

I'm just wondering if the US military is practicing international art theft now.


Maybe you are just pro-Saddam.

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Well, the sound truck stuff worked in South Iraq and in Panama.

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Some of the pop music they mnight play could be classified as a war crime. Better not.

This is just plain silly. I doubt it will come to much in any way. Damn, you would think reporters other there could find more important news, no?

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Launch Brittney!!!!!!

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Launch Brittney!!!!!!


... out of a cannon... into a brick wall.



Btw, the brass has apparently shot this whole plan down anyway.

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... out of a cannon... into a brick wall.


You have such pity for her:
I say, run her arms with a belt sdander, then spread sea salt on the raw pen wounds. Then, hang her by her thumbs to a low post, with some sort of meat scent over her, and then set a hungry pack of wolves lose in the area.

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You have such pity for her:
I say, run her arms with a belt sdander, then spread sea salt on the raw pen wounds. Then, hang her by her thumbs to a low post, with some sort of meat scent over her, and then set a hungry pack of wolves lose in the area.


Hey, I like your idea better!

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It is an indicator of the degradation of the human race that no attempt on her life has been made.

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It is an indicator of the degradation of the human race that no attempt on her life has been made.



That's because everyone is afraid to... I mean, think about it, if she were murdered, she'd be immortalized!

It's imperative that she die by ODing or slipping in the shower or something humiliating!

We don't need Brittney becoming another Selena!

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STRIKER!!!!!!

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Eh???

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is a big fabn of pbritney

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I'm sorry I'm late!!!!!!!


USA!!!!

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Frigging SAddam is out for the count. The calvary has arrived!@!!!!

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USA knocking Saddam in the mf'ing face!!!

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