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Field Marshal Klesh is offline Field Marshal Klesh
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Klesh Marshal Field
Jan 2000
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Well my local gas station minimart has a new product for sale... nicotine water, yum. Its expensive as hell, and I would never drink the stuff, but I picked one up for the hell of it.

Here's a nice part of the label:

quote:

WARNING: Donot smoke or use other nicotine products while using this product. This product contains a chemical found by the State of Califonia to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. If you are pregnant or lactating, consult a helth professional before use. Nicotine can increase your baby's heart rate. Ask your doctor before use if you are taking a prescription medicine for depression or asthma, or have high blood pressure, a heart condition, stomach ulcers or diabetes. Nicotine can increase your heart rate. Stop use if you experience the symptons of nicotine overdose, including nausea, vomiting, diziness, diarrhea, weakness, palpatations and rapid heartbeat.




Is this crap new? I mean I have heard of cafinated water, but nicotine? Yuk. If I feel like opening it I'll tell ya if it tastes like cigarette-tea.

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Field Marshal Klesh is offline Field Marshal Klesh
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Klesh Marshal Field
Jan 2000
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and the hind...


I envision that there are going to be some very well hydrated teens running around thinking they're cool.

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Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
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This is downright ridiculous. But I suppose there is a market even for this. My guess is that young women trying to quit smoking will be the target segment.

Asmodean

Zylka is offline Zylka
Prince
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May 2000
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Can you BANG it???

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Field Marshal Klesh is offline Field Marshal Klesh
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Klesh Marshal Field
Jan 2000
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Bang the bottle of water? No the opening is too small. :-/

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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I've been waiting for this... As an alcoholic and a chain smoker this might help with me quit as my alcoholism is more do to my addiction to just drinking something.

Dis is offline Dis
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000
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Nicotine by itself is not very harmful. It's only when it's in the form of tobacco that is has problems.

Nicotine could be a very good drug to take by itself. If you can afford it.

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
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Er... it says "not for individual sale" on the bottle. Did you buy a six-pack? (or, as I am more likely to believe, the store ordered a crate of medicinal drinks and is selling them)

Zylka is offline Zylka
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May 2000
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My kingdom to the first tw*t who concentrates and injects this stuff, thus starting a new and comically legal epidemic.

Dom Pedro II is offline Dom Pedro II
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The College of New Jersey
Nov 1999
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And what exactly does your kingdom comprise?

Zylka is offline Zylka
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May 2000
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

A filthy Brazilian who should be back home doing laps on an old go kart track?

Field Marshal Klesh is offline Field Marshal Klesh
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Klesh Marshal Field
Jan 2000
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Er... it says "not for individual sale" on the bottle. Did you buy a six-pack? (or, as I am more likely to believe, the store ordered a crate of medicinal drinks and is selling them)



They had a four-pack labeled with one price tag on it. So I took that up to the counter, and went to buy it. Then they said that it was wrong and that the prices were for individual units.. so I said I'd take one. They opened the 4-pack and sold me one... I noticed the label too.


Still havent tasted it yet, dont really plan on it...

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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next coming... alcohol water!

oh wait

Field Marshal Klesh is offline Field Marshal Klesh
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Interesting!

The 5x means it's been diluted to one part in ten 5 times in a row (1 part in 10,000). Drink as many bottles as you want, it won't kill you.

Found this too

BustaMike is offline BustaMike
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You think you're better than me? You've been handling my ass pennies!!!
Nov 1999
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Originally posted by skywalker


next coming... alcohol water!

oh wait


You joke, but they sell it here... Alcoholic spring water. I can't remember the name off the top of my head but it comes in a black bottle with green writing.

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

please tell me you're joking

BustaMike is offline BustaMike
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Nov 1999
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Got spare money?

Ha, I found it. This sight has a different bottle than they sell here, but the stuff it the same.

http://www.wetplanet.com/dna_dd1.html

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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Another way for Americans to f*ck up their health.

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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**** up their health?

There is nothing wrong with nicotine not taken in the tobacco form

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
Emperor
of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
time: 23:30
  Old Post 20-08-2003 12:55
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Originally posted by Field Marshal Klesh
Interesting!

The 5x means it's been diluted to one part in ten 5 times in a row (1 part in 10,000). Drink as many bottles as you want, it won't kill you.

Found this too


Damn, you figured it out before I got here!

Yep, "homeopathic" means "pricy, harmless, and pointless".

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