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Sir Ralph
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Long live teh Schwampel!
Dec 2001 time: 06:30
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quote: Originally posted by Asher
I'm sure they do, but look closely at what you wrote and the context of this thread.
I thought you meant "his products" as in the open source ones he was talking about that he used... 
I didn't realize your post was a joke, simply because it wasn't even close to being funny. |
It couldn't be funny, because my monthly supply of humor was exhausted in the past week, when I helped to clean the computer of a friend of my wife. Do you know what it means to make a diagnose, a clean up and patching of a XP Home at 700 km distance through the phone line with a woman at the other side, who doesn't even have a clue what a backslash is and who's computer keeps crashing every 2 or 3 minutes? It took several hours on 3 evenings. The first time it failed, because in the five minutes between cleaning up and patching she succeeded to catch that bloody thing a second time, and that only because all patch attempts had failed before due to the frequent crashes I have sworn, when ever I get those bastards who wrote this worm and this operating system in my hands, they won't get away alive.
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Sir Ralph
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Long live teh Schwampel!
Dec 2001 time: 06:30
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Couldn't you have downloaded the patch yourself and mailed it to her on a CD? Or does it not work like that? (only asking in case I have a friend with a similar problem at some point) |
That's what I did on the 2nd evening, after we failed in a 2 hour session the day before to download it.
<Label x>
... guiding her to the website with the cleaner ...
"Do you see that link?"
"What's a link?"
"That blue underlined text, that says FixBlast.exe."
"No."
"Look, it must be there! It's near the bottom of the page."
"No, it isn't there."
"You may have to scroll down to see it."
"Ah yes, now I have it."
"Right click it with your mouse and choose "Save target as..."
"Ok I did."
"Save it to your desktop." (To have her easier find it later)
"Where's the desktop?"
"Press that little folder icon with the green arrow up, until it changes its color to grey"
"Ah, I see the icon... too late , it's shutting down again..."
*curses*, go to Label x.
Have this several times in a row and watch yourself becoming a fury.
I sent it per email, though, not per CD, that'd be lasted longer. But it runs several minutes. Too much for those frequent crashes.
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yavoon
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hi asher! didnt expect to see u here!
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