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Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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In an attempt to alleviate unemployment induced boredom I'd like people to post URLs to little known funny or interesting web sites here. Here's a few goodies to start us off:

Courtesy of Qweeg.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Courtesy of Koshko (A.K.A. Boshko)
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html


Lastly, to get us all in the mood here's a funny joke (thank you Maroule):

A cute French girl wants to offer something special to her bf, who’s a big fan of Brigitte Bardot, so she goes into a tattoo shop and gets a BB tattoo on her ass (her initials and how she’s known here), one B per side.
In the evening, they meet up, she cooks a nice dinner for him, they have a charming time, they go to bed and **** like maniacs, and after a while she asks him what he’d like to do. He says he ‘d like to sodomize her, she agrees, and he arserams her. After a while she tells him she has a surprise, and that he should check her butt. He looks for a while, falls silent, and after a while asks ‘honey, who is this bOb?’

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Come on! Somebody out there must have links to a few interesting web sites.

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Koshko is Boshko?

****....

Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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Aug 1999
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Christ no, not Boohbah! That show is ****ed up.

MattH is offline MattH
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Jul 2002
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uhhh,... just the usual:
rinkworks.com
techcomedy.com
fark.com
KODT animations (I've lost the link).

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Koshko is Boshko?

****....


How else do you explain how they both have a rodent fetish?

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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  Old Post 26-08-2003 23:23
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I have one.

www.apolyton.net

Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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That's neither funny nor interesting.

MattH is offline MattH
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Jul 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by skywalker
I have one.

www.apolyton.net


It's giving me the "page cannot be found" error. Are you sure you typed the right link? ()

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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  Old Post 27-08-2003 00:58
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www.theonion.com
www.landoverbaptist.com

GePap is offline GePap
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Nov 2001
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www.lileks.com

Great site.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/deathrow.htm


http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html



www.refdesk.com

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Mr. Mitchell suggested this site in another thread. I love the part where Jesus attacks the sinner with a chain saw. I think Jesus had lazer beams coming out of his eyes too.

http://thefunny.org/easter.php

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quote:
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www.landoverbaptist.com


This site is great. I love how they use direct quotes from the bible just to show you how nuts the people who wrote it were. Try reading the 10 points to leading a godly war (Hint: kill everyone, rap all the women before you kill them, and steal everything that isn't nailed down).

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rape, not rap

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Hell, I type fast and rarely proof read. Ok, nanny?

MrFun is offline MrFun
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I hear that the Fox News website is just full of hilarity.

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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Apr 1999
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http://www.wikipedia.org/

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Feb 2002
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How can you not add:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

ACK!

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http://www.drpepper.com
http://www.dpsu.com

The homes to the heavenly drink that we all know, love, and give blood sacrifice to continue its Greatness.

(drpepper.com is the drink web site, it's Flash and the games, more or less, suck. dpsu.com is the corporate home of Dr. Pepper-Seven Up Corporation, a subsidiary of Cadburry Schwepes. )

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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Great thread That boobah thing is.. interesting..

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quote:
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Hell, I type fast and rarely proof read. Ok, nanny?


Back to first grade for you.

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Hell, I type fast and rarely proof read. Ok, nanny?


Isn't proofread supposed to be one word?



ACK!

-Jrabbit is offline -Jrabbit
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Feb 2002
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Some definite amusement at
www.thesmokinggun.com

Expecially amusing is their catalog of insane concert "rider" contract terms from various touring musical acts. Go there directly via
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html

-Jrabbit is offline -Jrabbit
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An oldie but a goodie --
http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

wherein you pretend to be a political dictator or TV sitcom character, answer a set of questions (yes, it's interactive!) and have the program guess your identity.

I haven't fooled it yet...

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OK, I guess I pity the unemployed. Here's another I had bookmarked...

http://www.chiprowe.com/index.html

Chip is just a guy (from Cleveland IIRC) who publishes wacky articles, movie and book reviews, links to other odd sites, etc. Worth a few clicks...

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Feb 2002
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The sad part is that this exercise revealed some of my old faves listed under "Goofy Sites" in my bookmarks to now be gone, including the famous "Blues Name Generator" from Rice University, and the truly hilarious "ad" page for MRML (Mind-Reading Markkkup Language). The 'net is a lesser place for it... (sigh)

Oh, and while I'm here, let me second the vote for
www.theonion.com. Outstanding

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"Access to this port is disabled for security reasons."
How peculiar.
That's to the Dictator ste, Jrabbit.

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I was just there seconds ago! (Could it still have been cached from several month back???)

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quote:
Originally posted by SlowwHand
"Access to this port is disabled for security reasons."
How peculiar.
That's to the Dictator ste, Jrabbit.

I just clicked on the link above, got the site, and did the whole interactive quiz. Try again, Sloww.

 
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