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Stefu is offline Stefu
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http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/08...rippingmom.html

I found this especially amusing:

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A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3 of his friends beer and stripping for them in a hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts.


"Okay, we can't get go-carts, so I guess I'll just get you drunk and strip for you."

"YAY!"

JohnT is offline JohnT

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Mar 1999
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Tales of your home life grow increasingly amusing, Stefu. Please continue.

Sava is offline Sava
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the most important questions is...

IS SHE A MILF??!!!

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Tales of your home life grow increasingly amusing, Stefu. Please continue.


I don't live in Pennsylvania!

And you ought to know the mod policy about making this sort of jokes about family members, anyway...

Adagio is offline Adagio

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Jun 2001
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  Old Post 28-08-2003 20:03
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Go-carts are for 10 year olds... and she strips for her 10 year old son

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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You know, I don't have THAT much troubles of the stripping part for the guys, except they were a bit young, but anyway.. the disturbing part is that his son was there. I mean, how horrible that must be for the guy? Her own mom, stripping to his buddies???? Lesser violations have sent people to funny farm. Twisted, sick and nasty.

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Nov 2001
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This has to be the most twisted Birthday ever ! What's this woman, a Japanese Porn character ?

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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  Old Post 28-08-2003 20:10
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from the story:

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The woman's son said he was embarrassed by her actions, police said.


Duh....

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 28-08-2003 20:12
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thats just wrong...

Pekka is offline Pekka
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The funny part is, this guys friends must have known that this is very hard for their friend. So did the mom force all of them to watch? No, the buddies clearly wanted to watch, otherwise they would have all made her stop, or left the room/building . So, they were ALL nasty!

Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Dude, if I had a friend with a hot mom, I wouldn't stop her from stripping for me.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Yeah, but if your friend was next to you, shamed to death, I think you wouldn't be horny enough to watch the show?

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All I'm saying, true friendship is not worth any strip show, or even sex. True friendship is the only thing that lasts forever. True friendship is more lasting than love.
Women and men come and go, but friends stay and outlast them all. People get married, and divorced, but friends will remain through all this, and they'll be the ones at your funeral when it's your time to go. But then again I don't think you were serious about that .

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This is a sick, sick world.

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She gave them dollar bills and told them she wanted to be a stripper and be spanked!?!

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but if your friend was next to you, shamed to death


Maybe the little fella liked it. Plus, they were probably too drunk to stop her from doing it anyway.

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Is Pennsylvania a dry state? The article says she drove to Ohio to buy beer.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Is Pennsylvania a dry state? The article says she drove to Ohio to buy beer.


No, you can get beer in this state, though there are alot of restrictive liqour laws that can make it a pain to do so.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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She's got problems.
I mean, besides the whole "being arrested" thing.

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Is it maybe like CT, where you can't buy booze after 8pm, or at all on Sunday?

-Arrian

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And homosexuals are more perverted than heterosexuals????

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How come we didn't get a picture of her to se whether or not it was really a crime?

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Disgusting.

They should of just gone home and had a sleep over.

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How come we didn't get a picture of her to se whether or not it was really a crime?


If she is that sexually frustrated that the best she can attract is really young boys, then you can probably guess what she looks like.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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I wonder what music she used.. or did she sing herself.

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If she is that sexually frustrated that the best she can attract is really young boys, then you can probably guess what she looks like.


Looks have little to do with poor self-image.

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I'm willing to bet on this one...

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I bet she was singing Rolling Stones Satisfaction..

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Dude, if I had a friend with a hot mom



I have a nude pic of my friend's mom, and she is so ****ing milf.

 
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