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Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
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Maybe she was from Sri Lanka.
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Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000
time: 22:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Here's how to identify Indians.
Leave them alone in a room with a bottle of your vodka. On your return....
If the bottle is untouched, the room has been meticulously tidied and they're aready griping about how much you owe them, they're Gujaratis.
If the bottle is untouched but they've moved in their extended family, they're from Assam.
If the bottle is untouched, but the contents of your bathroom cabinet are all gone and they're looking for the bong, they're Indian Muslims.
If the bottle is empty, the room is trashed and full of people drinking cheap Scotch, and a huge bearded man has you in a headlock and is telling you that you're family, they're Sikhs.
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