29-08-2003 08:52									#31
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Tater Tot Casserole is the bomb biggity.

	29-08-2003 10:21									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka 1 CHARCOAL MILKSHAKE COLD PLATE OF HOSPITAL "SCRAMBLED" (POWDER) EGGS

Actually, the US government had you beat decades ago:

C-ration Ham and Limas is probably the single most putrid processed food item ever created that is ostensibly edible and ostensibly has nutritional value.

The C-ration peanut butter was about as bad, but was basically inedible.

Here's a tasty recipe built around good ol' Limas and Ham:

"Outstanding" Ham & Mothers:

Open and heat a can of Ham and Lima Beans
When hot, add one can of cheese spread and stir until all cheese is melted.
Crumble 4 crackers into the mixture and blend thouroughly.
Eat when the crackers have absorbed all excess moisture.

	29-08-2003 11:08									#33
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quote: Tator Tot Casserol

I wonder what HershO would think of that?

	29-08-2003 12:40									#34
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I don't need to. They've already done it. Although I don't know if this monstrosity can be considered even partially viable.

	29-08-2003 12:49									#35
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How about this one:

Pour 1 bottle of dark ale (preferably porter) in a blender. Add 1 smoked fresh water trout. Blend well. Drink.

Asmodean

P.S For that extra flavour, you could add popcorn or/and sour cream.

	29-08-2003 15:01									#36
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Raw monkey testicles with fresh seaweed. As dessert mousse au chocolat with horseradish sauce, garnished with lemon slices. Yummy.

The worst meal I ever made and ate, was a "I'm going to a 2 months vacation and have to empty the fridge" stew. I threw all what remained in my refrigerator and kitchen unit in a big pot with water, spiced it without tasting with everything I found and let it boil until it slightly reminded something like a meal. Then ate it. A bunch of students from Hungary joined in. After a few spoons they begun to vomit and told me, that I'm the worst cook they ever saw. I said, that I knew this before, and bravely ate my dish empty (straight-faced, even though it hurt), which gave me in my student circles forever the flair of a philistine barbarian.

	29-08-2003 15:22									#37
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A long time ago (as a student) I ate a main course and dessert all mixed in one bowl for a bet. Tinned steak and kidney pie, baked beans, tinned peaches and evaporated milk.

Wasn't bad actually. I would not do it now though.

	29-08-2003 18:09									#38
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Entree:

Bogong moth larvae and widjiti grubs cooked in campfire ashes.

Main course:

Tripe cooked in milk and onions, with boiled turnip and barley mash.

Dessert: Licorice soup with coconut milk and angelica

The beverages:

Cattle blood and milk (a la Maasai) and Durian milkshake.

With coffee and liqueurs: chocolate ants and fried grasshoppers.

	29-08-2003 18:34									#39
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