29-08-2003 20:30									#1
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I'll start withThe Godfather!

Don Vito Corleone - Ming
Michael Corleone - Michael the Great
Sonny Corleone - Berzerker
Tom Hagen - John T
Fredo Corleone - ??? Any suggestions???

Try it! It's fun!

	29-08-2003 20:32									#2
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Yep.. sounds like fun. But remember, BE NICE.

A joke is one thing... using this thread to attack other members is another thing.

	29-08-2003 20:42									#3
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Hum, sounds like Ming wanted the role of Michael Corleone ...

	29-08-2003 20:53									#4
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Lonesome Dove, the miniseries. (if you didn't see, you should).

Woodrow Call - me
Augustus McCrae - Michael
Pea Eye - Ming
Dish Boggett- Japher
Newt Dobbs - Siro
Jake Spoon- Sava
Joshua Deets- Che
Blue Duck - GePap


http://home.hiwaay.net/~dbennett/ldove.html

	29-08-2003 20:58									#5
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Star Wars:

Luke: Tough one...
Han: Sava
Lea: Tiamat
R2D2: Zylka
C3PO: Boris
Chewbacca:Slowwhand
Obi Wan: MtG
Darth Vader: Ming

	29-08-2003 20:59									#6
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The Usual (Spam) Suspects:

Michael McManus (originally played by Stephen Baldwin): entry man, very serious about work, doesn't mind taking one out if he has to... now played by Boddingtons

Dean Keaton (originally played by Gabriel Byrne): a bad guy, trying to be good, but is reluctant to do so... now played by MrFun

Todd Hockney (originally played by Kevin Pollak): Explosive guy hates California, not much revealed about him… now played by MattH

Verbal Kent (originally played by Kevin Spacey): Crippled, smart, and a good talker… now played by Sava

Fenster (originally played by Benicio Del Torro): Crazy guy, works with McManus, no one can understand what he is trying to say… now played by Fez

Did I get that right?

	29-08-2003 21:07									#7
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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.


Sauron, The Dark Lord of Mordor: Ming (who else?)

Bilbo Baggins, A Hobbit: Provost Harrison (coz he looks like a hobbit)

Frodo Baggins, Bilbo's Heir: Asher (so does he).

Samwise Gamgee, Frodo's Moronic Gardener: Pekka

Merry and Pippin, Two Mischevious Hobbits: Laz and Zylka

Aragorn, Lost King of the Dunedain: Sava

Saruman, A Twisted and Cruel Wizard: MtG

Gandalf, A Geriatric Wizard: Obiwan18

Elrond, A Wise Elf-Lord who is really gay: Boris Godunov

Arwen, an elven hottie: Blackwidow24

Barliman Butterbur. an inkeeper: Azazel (well you've got to put him somewhere out of the way).

Tom Bombadil: Comrade Tassadar.

Hamfast "The Gaffer" Gamgee: Rah.

Farmer Maggot: Slowwhand

That's enough...

	29-08-2003 21:15									#8
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That's the worst casting I've ever seen.
Sava, as Aragorn? HA!
Me, as a Maggot?

	29-08-2003 21:19									#9
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The West Wing:

Pres. Bartlet: MarkG
Leo McGarry: Ming
Josh Lyman: stefu
Sam Seaborn: Provost Harrison
C. J. Cregg: [Insert female Apolyton poster here]
Toby Ziegler: Eli


Asmodean

	29-08-2003 21:20									#10
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Exellent!
I am Frodo, and Pekka's my gardener.

	29-08-2003 21:24									#11
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Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: Loinburger
Bill Lumburgh: Ned
Samir: Fez
Michael Bolton: Pekka
The Bobs: Ming and rah
Laurence: Dissident
Milton: EVC
Brian (the waiter): Starchild

	29-08-2003 21:26									#12
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand That's the worst casting I've ever seen. Sava, as Aragorn? HA! Me, as a Maggot?

That's Farmer Maggot, he of the purloined mushrooms.

That's quite a good part, Sloww. After all, I could have put you down as the Watcher in the Water.

	29-08-2003 21:31									#13
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I love that Bolton guy
It makes me laugh everytime when he's at the red lights listening to gangsta rap and singing along, and when some black guy walks by he suddenly starts lowering his voice

	29-08-2003 21:40									#14
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The whole soundtrack to that movie rocks... I like it when Peter finally comes in to work, takes the handel of the door that always shocks him, takes down the wall of his cubical, and guts a fish at his desk as "It's Good to Be a Gansta'" is playing...

Do you like Kung-fu?

Crap I got to get my TPS report out!

	29-08-2003 21:43									#15
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The movie is a classic.

	29-08-2003 21:45									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Merry and Pippin, Two Mischevious Hobbits: Laz and Zylka

I think I've got the role of Gollum nailed.

	29-08-2003 21:51									#17
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8 Mile:

Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith, Jr. - monolith94
Future - Albert Speer
Alex - Boris Gudonov
Stephanie Smith - Starchild
Cheddar Bob - Emperor Fabulous

	29-08-2003 21:51									#18
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Suomithreadi : The Movie

Starring:

Aaglo as Kenny Pukukoppipelaaminen

Pekka as Dr. Jim Joukkuekavereitten

Hakkapeliitta as Bob Mitämäniilläteen

Anodyne as Uteliaisuudensekaista

Jeje2 as Tiger Huumorituotantoyhtiö

Ari Rahikkala as Captain Ilmanvalvontasimulaattorilaitteistojen


and special guest

Stefu as Skippy

	29-08-2003 21:52									#19
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It'd have to be a movie about a large gang of friendless losers.

	29-08-2003 21:55									#20
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Venom could be Jabba the Hut.

	29-08-2003 22:05									#21
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American Pie:

Jim: monolith
Oz: Pekka
Finch: monkspider
Stifler: Zylka
Kevin: Drake
Michelle: devilmunchkin
Jim's dad: Slowwhand
Nadia: Boris
Stifler's Mom: Blackwidow
Shermanator: RedJon

	29-08-2003 22:06									#22
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Is Kevin the kid from "Rookie of the Year?"

	29-08-2003 22:06									#23
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quote: Finch: monkspider Stifler: Zylka

After yesterday I would put Zylka as Sh1tbreak

quote: Nadia: Boris

	29-08-2003 22:07									#24
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RedJon looks little like the shermanator

	29-08-2003 22:08									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Is Kevin the kid from "Rookie of the Year?"

Yup.

quote: RedJon looks little like the shermanator

Of course, but his personality fits.

	29-08-2003 22:10									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Sauron, The Dark Lord of Mordor: Ming (who else?) Bilbo Baggins, A Hobbit: Provost Harrison (coz he looks like a hobbit) Frodo Baggins, Bilbo's Heir: Asher (so does he). Samwise Gamgee, Frodo's Moronic Gardener: Pekka Merry and Pippin, Two Mischevious Hobbits: Laz and Zylka Aragorn, Lost King of the Dunedain: Sava Saruman, A Twisted and Cruel Wizard: MtG Gandalf, A Geriatric Wizard: Obiwan18 Elrond, A Wise Elf-Lord who is really gay: Boris Godunov Arwen, an elven hottie: Blackwidow24 Barliman Butterbur. an inkeeper: Azazel (well you've got to put him somewhere out of the way). Tom Bombadil: Comrade Tassadar. Hamfast "The Gaffer" Gamgee: Rah. Farmer Maggot: Slowwhand That's enough...

well at least you didnt get to "The Two Towers"

	29-08-2003 22:11									#27
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Venom could be Jabba the Hut.

Wrong forum.

	29-08-2003 22:15									#28
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Jason Alexander is....Lonestar

	29-08-2003 22:17									#29
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"Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith, Jr. - monolith94
Alex - Boris Gudonov"



Far From Heaven

Cathy Whitaker - bunniegirl (that's chegitz's girlfriend's name right?
Frank Whitaker - Redjon
Raymond Deagan - Chegitz Guevara
Dr. Bowman - Zylka

	29-08-2003 22:26									#30
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Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Cast:

President Muffley: Laz. I truly do not know why, but the image of him as the bespectacled President of the US is too much to pass up.
Gen. Buck Turgidson: TCO
General Jack T Ripper: Fez/EVC
Major Kong: MtG
Ambassador Sadesky: Che
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Osweld

and

Dr. Strangelove: I'm not sure, but I think I'll award this pearl to Sikander. Either him or Jon Miller would do a creditable job.