30-08-2003 06:12									#1
	Fun with Google Tired of ads?

Let's have some fun with Google, shall we?

1) How many people have posted the blindingly obvious "Google knows everything, thus is God" idea, imagining they were the first ones to come up with it?

610

2) The browser wars.
Internet Explorer - 8,610,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Mozillla - 9,020,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Opera - 14,400,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Opera results might be skewed by the fact that it is also a theatrical form.

3) The war on terrorism
USA - 104,000,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Iraq - 20,700,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Afghanistan - 9,010,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Terrorists - 3,710,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search
Civil Liberties - 951,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...G=Google+Search

4) Who has the word "The"?
The Onion
Finally, an important one:

"Have a nice day" - 411,000
"**** you" - 928,000

(Eh.)

	30-08-2003 21:42									#2
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Somebody has waaaaayyyy too much time.

	30-08-2003 21:46									#3
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Erm...?

Attachment: google.jpg
This has been downloaded 110 time(s).

	30-08-2003 22:00									#4
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let's play a game where you choose two words, and google them together, and you must get only one result.
The person who's multiplication of results of each individual word is the highest wins.

I'll start with:

'stfu' and 'Crystallography'

	30-08-2003 22:00									#5
	Inflate your Upload Space

I wonder if this thread can make it up to eight posts without contributions from the thread's author . . . . .

	30-08-2003 22:58									#6
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I can help it to

	30-08-2003 23:00									#7
	Suffering from ads?

that's a great question, MrFun.

+0

	30-08-2003 23:11									#8
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Apolyton's Moderator Team
MarkG - 15,000 (the first link is "Famous Dead Nontheists" )
DanQ - 4,290
Ming - 2,360,000
RAH - 564,000
MichaeltheGreat - 84

	30-08-2003 23:23									#9
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quote: MarkG - 15,000 (the first link is "Famous Dead Nontheists" ) DanQ - 4,290 Ming - 2,360,000 RAH - 564,000 MichaeltheGreat - 84

Ha! Solver = 863000.

	31-08-2003 00:07									#10
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* Adagio does a search on himself:

ADG: 245,000

	31-08-2003 00:08									#11
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390 for mrmitchell. And that goddamned bastard teacher that took mrmitchell.com is at the top again! ****er

	31-08-2003 00:27									#12
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104 for me. All of them are from here.

	31-08-2003 00:35									#13
	Increase the size of your Attachments

about 700 000 for me! YEAH BABY!

	31-08-2003 00:49									#14
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quote: about 700 000 for me! YEAH BABY!

YEAH I beat you .

	31-08-2003 01:24									#15
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Okay. Final proof that George Bush is maybe not so bad at all:

"I hate George Bush": 348,000

"I love George Bush": 1,610,000

And then this:

"I eat George's Bush": 10,200

Asmodean

Last edited by Asmodean on 31-08-2003 at 03:28

	31-08-2003 02:07									#16
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27,100,000.

	31-08-2003 02:43									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Trip 27,100,000.

" " doesn't bring anything up for me.

	31-08-2003 02:45									#18
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34!! wOOt!!

	31-08-2003 02:50									#19
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quote: " " doesn't bring anything up for me.

	31-08-2003 03:33									#20
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

This'll help make Tuberski feel good:

ACK: 2,140,000

Asmodean

	31-08-2003 03:55									#21
	Remove this text

Maniac: 647000.