31-08-2003 23:52									#1
	Pizza man forced to rob bank and then blown up Inflate your Upload Space

The world just keeps getting more and more f'ed up. First we have the new sniper in West Virginia and now this. Apparently someone strapped a bomb to this guy and started the timer, telling him to rob a bank. The cops couldn't get it off in time before it went off.

quote: On Saturday, federal agents and police in northwestern Pennsylvania were trying to solve the bizarre case of 46-year-old Brian Douglas Wells, who left to deliver a pizza to a mysterious address in a remote area about an hour before he turned up at the bank with a bomb strapped to his body.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeas...n.ap/index.html

	31-08-2003 23:56									#2
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker The cops couldn't get it off in time before it went off.

According to the article, they didn't try. The cuffed him, sat him down in an open area, and waited for the bomb squad that didn't get there in time.

	31-08-2003 23:59									#3
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Sounds like he had a blast this weekend.

	01-09-2003 00:08									#4
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Talk about a horrible fate.

	01-09-2003 00:11									#5
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I'm assuming he's dead then?

Terrible fate. I hate dying working low paying jobs like a pizza delivery man.

	01-09-2003 00:12									#6
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Cripes, what a bad trip. "Extra oinions, garlic, and TNT please, hold the anchovy."

	01-09-2003 00:22									#7
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this reminds me of something

	01-09-2003 00:23									#8
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what?

	01-09-2003 00:25									#9
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the story he posted...

	01-09-2003 00:26									#10
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I just realised you posted it yourself, so how can you ask what reminds me of something?

	01-09-2003 07:37									#11
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The media says that it reminds them of the movie "Phone Booth". I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. Dang, that is a freeky movie!

	01-09-2003 07:39									#12
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Crap.

	01-09-2003 07:39									#13
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Did it get delivered in 30 minutes or less?

	01-09-2003 07:41									#14
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I can't believe the responses here. The thing is scary, and that it could theoretically happen to lots more deliverers makes it worse

	01-09-2003 07:44									#15
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I'm from a relatively sane area in terms of explosives and high-powered rifles.

	01-09-2003 07:49									#16
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Well, be considerate. I'm from South Arkansas.

	01-09-2003 07:49									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I'm assuming he's dead then? Terrible fate. I hate dying working low paying jobs like a pizza delivery man.

Hell, he's not just dead. He's a greasy spot on the highway.

	01-09-2003 07:50									#18
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell I can't believe the responses here. The thing is scary, and that it could theoretically happen to lots more deliverers makes it worse

Hell, it could happen to anybody.

Hopefully, getting and wasting the ******* responsible will limit its fashion appeal.

	01-09-2003 07:54									#19
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It's a smart way to rob a bank. The big problem would be how to get the money before junior goes boom. You'd have to tell him you're watching him and that you can blow him up by remote control if he doesn't drop of the money of at a certain spot in X number of minutes.

	01-09-2003 07:57									#20
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I know it's tragic this guy died, but when I read this I laughed.

Something about it seems funny, in a really sick way. Maybe I have a thing against pizza guys...

	01-09-2003 07:59									#21
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Maybe someone in Penn got tired of having his order screwed up.

	01-09-2003 08:39									#22
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Those terrorists know where to hit the USA where it hurts... in the Pizza Delivery industry. Ya dont wanna know what will happen to this country if Pizza Delivery goes downhill.

	01-09-2003 08:42									#23
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This kind of stuff makes you wish the Boondock Saints were real.

	01-09-2003 11:28									#24
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What's scary is that our own population is far better at terrorist acts than Al Queda is. It really makes me wonder why Al Queda hasn't done any of these kinds of things yet. I mean that Washington sniper thing pretty much psychologically screwed the entire city of DC.

	01-09-2003 12:48									#25
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it didn't screw me up at all

Jon Miller

	01-09-2003 12:50									#26
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Yeah well that's cause you're always drinking.

You mean to tell me the entire time people were getting capped at the gas station you didn't pay it no attention?

	01-09-2003 12:53									#27
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No, I'm sure it was because he already was screwed up before.

	01-09-2003 12:59									#29
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you guys can't tell when I am drinking and when I am not

Jon Miller

	01-09-2003 13:39									#30
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for guys like us it's usually quite easy to tell if a physics dude has been drinking or not