01-09-2003 07:11									#31
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Yes, you are evil but if you truly want to be the spawn of satan then will have to get him to go out on a date with him and then stand him up. If you play your cards right (I.E. tell him you were there or you mixed up the address) then you might even get to stand him up twice.

	01-09-2003 07:15									#32
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Or even better, tell him that she'll use a secret code so he can recognise her, which everyone will be doing (such as wearing a green top). Then marvel as you imagine him approaching strangers.

	01-09-2003 07:15									#33
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He looks young enough to be my son.

	01-09-2003 07:17									#34
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin He looks young enough to be my son.

You must have been a very busy 5 year old.

	01-09-2003 07:22									#35
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He looks 14 to me. In theory, I could have a son his age.

	01-09-2003 08:26									#36
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I had a look at his site. I thought it was funny, checklists and application forms.

Seems like a young lad who is a bit lonesome and a bit silly. I can't imagine anyone sending a serious reply though.

He has a cute cat. Maybe someone will be attracted by the cat. Umh, yes, I think he needs to rely on the cat to get the girls in.

	01-09-2003 08:30									#37
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It's really funny to note that after posting the link, people were suddenly less hostile to my oh-so-delicious cause

	01-09-2003 08:35									#38
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon It's really funny to note that after posting the link, people were suddenly less hostile to my oh-so-delicious cause

True. That site does a splendid job of reducing hostility to your oh-so-delicious cause.

I think his best point is his cat.

(Arranging a date and standing him up would be cruel though)

	01-09-2003 09:37									#39
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Hello Fresca, or Jon. Whichever it is. I guess Fresca is just for weekend purposes and the name on the flyers in the phonebooths.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that i'm not as gullible as you seem to think you have proved. It wasn't exactly hard to figure it out. I just felt like replying to see how long you were willing to carry on the facade.

A taco might be nice though.

	01-09-2003 09:43									#40
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quote: Originally posted by mealwithneil Hello Fresca, or Jon. Whichever it is. I guess Fresca is just for weekend purposes and the name on the flyers in the phonebooths.

And you know of a better way to make money on the weekends?

And if this seriously is Neil (and if it is, kudos for, like me, being up at 20 to 6 in the morning) then may I suggest taking your shirtless pictures of the site? Some people can sue for damage to their retinas.

Or, on the other hand, I could just shriek 'DL'!

	01-09-2003 09:48									#41
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If I put my shirt back on, will you give me a taco?

	01-09-2003 09:50									#42
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Actually no. I've just contacted a nude modelling site and they want you as their posterchild.

You're not averse to bestiality, right?

	01-09-2003 09:51									#43
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Bring on those sexy sheep.

	01-09-2003 09:56									#44
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OK, so I'm presuming for half a second that I'm actually talking with Neil and not a polytoner who is trying to play me and asking how exactly you found this thread (and, why you are the only other person in England currently awake).

Oh, and of course you'll e-mail me from your account within the next 5 minutes. Fresca would have wanted it.

	01-09-2003 10:02									#45
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who told?!

	01-09-2003 10:04									#46
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I'm just a clever little man. No one told me. I found this site by myself.

	01-09-2003 11:12									#47
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon Does this secure my place in Hell?

No, but posting pictures of people with Down's Syndrome and atrocious mullets on this site will ensure a trip to the fiery sulphurous pits of Tartarus:

www.mulletsgalore.com.

Odd how the hairstyle of some butch separatist feminist lesbians matches that of some redneck heterosexual crackers.

Anyway, good luck with the internet romance.

	01-09-2003 11:39									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Your sexuality secures this, so these such acts are not neccessary.

Interesting. So when did God replace St.Peter with you as guardian of the Pearly Gates.

You have no right to tell people who is and who isn't going to hell, so please shut up.

	01-09-2003 11:44									#49
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gay_jon you need to instruct him in the art of posting shirtless pics

that armpit hair poofing out is pretty disgusting

	01-09-2003 11:52									#50
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I am gonig to start a site called, "inbedwithted"

	01-09-2003 12:01									#51
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Ahhh, there's nothing like a 430 lb man with a 3' mullet and with darts in his hands.

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	01-09-2003 12:04									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker I am gonig to start a site called, "inbedwithted"

Inbreedwithted? Hmmm, it seems Ted's got a thing for his sister.

	01-09-2003 12:04									#53
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Jon, you've been around the web long enough to know that a site admin can traceback hits tied to a link.

As soon as you linked that site here and the Apolyton flood started, you were good as found out.

	01-09-2003 12:07									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Inbreedwithted? Hmmm, it seems Ted's got a thing for his sister.

If you saw her you'd be all bothered too.

	01-09-2003 15:33									#55
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*fades back into the shadows, his work here done*