01-09-2003 05:08									#1
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A very very sad guy around my age has a website to get girls to go out with hi,. Although he isn't very good looking and admits he's desperate, they have to fill out a quiz and then a form to apply to go out with him. He even has his ideal girl and date listed.

Then Satan appeared to me.

I had to fill out a form, and so 'Fresca Jonia' was born. She's an asylum seeker from and ex-soviet country, the most modern Western thing she's heard of is Elvis, is alone looking after her little sister in Manchester and her favourite possesion is her teddy because "it won't leave like father did."

And he's e-mailed me!

quote: Hi Fresca, how's things? How's Manchester these days? I've been there about once. Have you ever been to Liverpool? You said that you are from another country? What country? As for your taste in music, I can't say that I particularly like Elvis personally, and I've never heard of Korsakov. Sounds very Russian. Email back, Neil

Do you think this is the makings of true love?

	01-09-2003 05:12									#2
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	01-09-2003 05:20									#3
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I would think you'd have better things to do with your time than to play cruel tricks on lonely people.

	01-09-2003 05:23									#4
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Yuh, particularily since you're sorta on the lonely side of society yourself. That almost makes your joke a sort of "self-abuse".

	01-09-2003 05:25									#5
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You'd think.

He's arrogant anyway - he was already bragging that he's got reponses from the site. Maybe Fresca will bring light into his life.

Are you on msn anytime soon btw?

	01-09-2003 05:31									#6
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Who wants to help plan my response?

	01-09-2003 05:33									#7
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You're in there

	01-09-2003 05:53									#8
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Here is Fresca's response -


"Hello Neil!

I am good, but work at my college is not easy, even more with Anya, she is trouble!
I have never been to Liverpool, but I know the Beatles would live there, I like them also. Korsakov is Russian, but I am from Belarus, but I can never go back.
I am sorry I do not have photographs (they were gone in the fire back home) but I have made a picture.

You seem a nice boy, please e-mail me again.

Fresca
xx"

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	01-09-2003 05:58									#9
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quote: I am sorry I do not have photographs (they were gone in the fire back home) but I have made a picture.

Very good weaseling, you twisted manipulative bastard.

	01-09-2003 06:14									#10
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That's about as messed up as the "carpool lane" - discrimination against those too lonely to be going somewhere with someone else, as well as against those too poor to hire a driver.

	01-09-2003 06:16									#11
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where is this site anyway?

	01-09-2003 06:19									#12
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Swithin - I'm doing it because this guy seems arrogant and specifically says he don't want no gays messaging him. It's ok, Fresca is straight.

Does this secure my place in Hell?

	01-09-2003 06:20									#13
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Don't post a WebCam piccy, you always look pensive and/or (mainly and) depressed

	01-09-2003 06:21									#14
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quote: specifically says he don't want no gays messaging him.

So? If he doesn't want gays to waste their time messaging him only to find out he's straight, why should that matter?

(If he says "All those cocksucking godless queers can go to hell dont msg me" though, then, yes, msg the **** out of him.)

	01-09-2003 06:21									#15
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Get on the bus with Leary and Scorcese, RedJon.

	01-09-2003 06:26									#16
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell So? If he doesn't want gays to waste their time messaging him only to find out he's straight, why should that matter? (If he says "All those cocksucking godless queers can go to hell dont msg me" though, then, yes, msg the **** out of him.)

Wasn't saying it was wrong, just that it's no longer a problem.

quote: Don't post a WebCam piccy, you always look pensive and/or (mainly and) depressed

And male, which would be the main problem.


His site is at http://earth.prohosting.com/anagoge/ - see it to understand why this needed to be done.

	01-09-2003 06:27									#17
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon and specifically says he don't want no gays messaging him.

Do they allow gay people on the interent these days? tut tut

	01-09-2003 06:29									#18
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon And male, which would be the main problem.

sorry didn't think of that maybe it's time for bed

	01-09-2003 06:33									#19
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I think he needs to get a new schtick. If a woman's going to be interested in a guy, she'll know it within 5 minutes of meeting him. If she's honest and he asks, she'll tell him.

What a schedule nazi!! No wonder he hasn't had a date yet!!

	01-09-2003 06:38									#20
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Well, Fresca knows little of Nazism, having lived under a communist regime and all.

I'll just keep making her sounds more and more ridiculous till he twigs she's not real or I get bored.

	01-09-2003 06:39									#21
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"HAHA! I'M REALLY A GAY COLLEGE KID FROM ENGLAND, FAGGOT!"

	01-09-2003 06:39									#22
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Tell him she likes tacos y burritos - he'll think she's worldly AND a cheap date.

	01-09-2003 06:43									#23
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin Tell him she likes tacos y burritos - he'll think she's worldly AND a cheap date.

They don't have South Park in Treblalakistan or wherever she comes from.

	01-09-2003 06:43									#24
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I've just had a peek at his site, he deserves all he gets, try and get a piccy

	01-09-2003 06:48									#25
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quote: Does this secure my place in Hell?

Your sexuality secures this, so these such acts are not neccessary.

	01-09-2003 06:49									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Your sexuality secures this, so these such acts are not neccessary.

you really need a at the end of that sentence. like this

	01-09-2003 06:52									#27
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They have tacos y burritos in lots of places besides South Park. Mexico, for one.

	01-09-2003 07:00									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Worthingtons Your sexuality secures this, so these such acts are not neccessary.

I certainly hope so, it would make my day to know that you'd be stuck with a bunch of horny faggots for all of eternity.

	01-09-2003 07:01									#29
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quote: I certainly hope so, it would make my day to know that you'd be stuck with a bunch of horny faggots for all of eternity.

Definitely one of the best pot shots I've seen in a while

	01-09-2003 07:03									#30
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Somebody cut up the crown of thorns for kindling?