02-09-2003 01:11									#31
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my girlfriends are named mpg

	02-09-2003 01:22									#32
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Oh, I forgot one.

quote: IT woman: whatever goes wrong must be YOUR fault, not hers for setting things up that way.

	02-09-2003 01:26									#33
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Make that two.

quote: MCSE woman: like IT woman, but with a certificate to prove she set it up right, so it must be YOUR fault.

	02-09-2003 01:44									#34
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THIS THREAD IS F*CKING STUPID

	02-09-2003 01:49									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".

	02-09-2003 11:17									#36
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SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.

	02-09-2003 11:22									#37
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quote: Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?

Except for the people that made most of their posts when OT posts counted towards post count .

	02-09-2003 13:42									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Straybow MikeH, you are on the right track. quote: VAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation.

I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.

	02-09-2003 14:40									#39
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I married APPLE MACINTOSH WOMAN: Way better than most women, but only a few people know it and she herself does her damnedest to keep anyone from finding out.

	02-09-2003 14:50									#40
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Xerox Alto woman: compact, powerful, elegant, state-of-the-art, highly academic, sexy, and in extremely limited production.

Mine.

	02-09-2003 14:52									#41
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She's behind you isn't she?

	03-09-2003 13:52									#42
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.

	04-09-2003 01:15									#43
	Put an end to popups!

quote: I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.

That's the same as mpg woman.

	04-09-2003 01:19									#44
	Put an end to popups!

quote: Way better than most women, but only a few people know it.

Same with mine, though not because of what she does, but what she doesn't.

	04-09-2003 01:23									#45
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quote: Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?

* Arrian raises his hand.

-Arrian

	04-09-2003 09:31									#46
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH She's behind you isn't she?

What, you meant I wan't sincere?